Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing Rome Chomp Champ : PM Yum Yum, Open your Mouth Ha Ha Ha

Mannu Bhai Motor Chali Pum Pum Pum  

Says Bhappi Lahiri Da 

BreakingNews

Dr Manmohan Singh A.K.A. 

Manmohana Jhootey A.K.A. 

YumYum YummyMummyTummy A.K.A. 

Man Mo Han Sing  A.K.A.
The Silent Worker 

Says he'd talk via press weekly !!! press conferences soon !!! 

What Does VenuG Say ?
 

So here is my first reaction 
Instant Poetry from your Sonya Munda ( Punjabbi Not Jharkhandi ) 

Main Part  

 Hey Mannu Bhai ...

TUNE 

Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 

Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 

Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
 Press Club mein jayengey 
Ney Conference Bulayengey ..


Press Club mein jayengey 
Ney Conference Bulayengey ..

Choti Moti Journalists ko 
Samosa Khilayengey

Galla Bharwayenge 
Gulla Serveayengey 
Prashna Kaal Hoga Kam Kam Kam 




Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
  Press Club mein jayengey 
Ney Conference Bulayengey ..
 Choti Moti Journalists ko 
Samosa Khilayengey

Galla Bharwayenge 
Gulla Serveayengey 
Prashna Kaal Hoga Kam Kam Kam 

Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 


TUNE


Stanza 1 

Hey Jab sey Arnab ney 
La la la la la la
Hey Poongi meri band ki
La la la la la la

 Jab sey Arnab ney 

Poongi meri band ki


Scam pe Scam ki
Parat Khol di
Scam They ? Arre kaun se woh Scam They ?

Sonia Ji ney poocha 
La la la la la la 
Kaun Hai wo ladki 
La la la la la la la 
Mannu Bhai Bola 
Navika Kumar Hai
Ayi famous banney
Ayi famous banney
Foda Bum Bum Bum

Main Part 
   


Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
  Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 





TUNE 
  
Stanza 2

O o o o o o o
Saaamney to Dekh Bey
O o o o o o o    

IAC Aa raha


Arrey Jhoot Mat bol
Aa Ria hai ? Ke Ja Ria hai ?
Baba Stunt Karey
Anna Karey Anshan

Baba ko Fod do
Pulis bhejo simple
Dekho Kiran Bedi
Agnivesh Bhushans
Kejriwal ke Kaam Ney
Ney UPA ko diya Tension

Mannu bhai Yaara
Bada Achcha Bhaiiya
Sonia ji ke ishaaron pey
Karrey Taa Tha Thaiyya

PC Pawar Pronob Sibal Dwivedi Manish Tiwary Reddy 
Iyer Tharoor Ramesh  Diggy
Ney Toda Dum Dum Dum 


Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
  Press Club mein jayengey 
Ney Conference Bulayengey ..
 Choti Moti Journalists ko 
Samosa Khilayengey

Galla Bharwayenge 
Gulla Serveayengey 
Prashna Kaal Hoga Kam Kam Kam 

Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 


TUNE 
  
My Song has a Stanza 3 & More to include the contents of the Presser  




Hey I'm not a lameduck
La la la la la
What Rot WTF*$& 
La la la la la la 
 Congress ney jo bola
Wahi mera kaam hai
Sangi saathi khush hai
 Sangi saathi khush hai  
Khush Muydum Tham Hum

  Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
  Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
 
TUNE 
  
Stanza 4

O o o o o o o
Lokpal Na Panacea
O o o o o o o    
one-shot operation.
   Nna hai yo corrupyun


Arrey Jhoot Mat bol
One-Shot hai ya ? Pot Shot hai hai ? 
Na hai hesitation
Chahu under purview

Cabinet boley chod do
muamla bada simple
instable karoge
Mannu mano counsel 

Rahul Baba Pyara
PM ka material
work in progress
hai cabinet ka reshuffle 
 Bug ki baat ko
Jaaney do ji yaaro
Chalo karo kissa
Chalo karo kissa 
ye khatham tham tham

thadik tham thak tadkat bhadkat
Chairperson ka gussa
Nna kara to
Mare Sonia Tan Muydum
 

Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
  Press Club mein jayengey 
Ney Conference Bulayengey ..
 Choti Moti Journalists ko 
Samosa Khilayengey



Galla Bharwayenge 
Gulla Serveayengey 
Prashna Kaal Hoga Kam Kam Kam 

Hey Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 
Mannu Bhai Motor Mouthing 
Rome Chomp Champ 

Kolkata

June 29th 2011  

A stitch in time saves nine...A real story how I got the point across this is ha ha ha like my buddy Pramod Gupta would end ...

We were three trainers @our Training Center in Delhi.

We were told, before our core banking platform roll out, 

Our attenders(office boys all aged 50+) be re-oriented. 

This was Delhi, the guys were originally from Delhi hinterland, up, Haryana, Punjab and Garhwal & Uttar Pradesh

All were just 8th class pass & mental level / IQ was rustic & low. 

Now on the third day, The Principal of the Training Center, who, a learned man, an MBA & Doctorate in English.

So it was naturally left to him, to take the English phrases and idioms class. 

He chose among many the phrases

 'A stitch in time saves nine'

He tried hard many a time , but failed to to enlighten.

A Hindi faculty member was sounded.

He started with ' kal kare so aaj kar ' but they kept asking 

'sir yo Tanka kade lagya ' ?? 

Now all the faculty used to sit in our bosses class, he enquiringly looked @me. 

I pondered for a minute on number 9, 

called our attender(peon) Basesar Singh and asked him in rustic Haryanvi

" Bhai ,  kitne balak Ssai thaare ? " 

He replied "Saab zee 8'' 

"to Bhai 9 wa kyun Nna Hoya ?"

 "Saab zee Phair Tanka lagwa liya " 

"to yo Tanka gar  is taime ka Tanka Nnaa hota ?

To nauwey bachchey Se Nnaa bachawe thaa Nnaa ?

Hambhey Saab Zee 

So taime ka laga Tanka 9 sey bachaawey

Aagi Baat Samajh Bhai ?

:)) ha ha

Real story of a Class room training

 My Facebook Note dated 20th May 2010

Kolkata

28th June 2011 

Fiction: Andher nagri chaupat raja : A Tale of a benevolent King Dayavan

Once upon a time , there lived a king , he was named Dayavan , by his father Dushtakarma.

The king , due to his strong army captured a large tract of irrigated land.

The land was populated by very prosperous and hard working farmers , and there was very peaceful atmosphere in the area . After the new area was captured , the king visited his new subjects , and was very happy with his conquest.

On his return to his palace, he issued a farman..With effect from this sowing season ..

The farmers will have to purchase high yielding seeds @100 Taka .

The seeds will yield additional crops worth 1000 Taka ..

The farmer will have to pay a tax @10 Taka per bag,

for a minimum 200 bags or actual bags which ever is more ..

What is the profit to the farmers on account of the benevolent king ?? 

May the tribe of such benevolent kings increase ..

Though they do exist in a small proportion to the whole 

SATYAMEVA JAYATE 

This note is a piece of fictional writings of the author and any resemblance to any person living or dead is a mere coincidence

Originally written as a facebook note on May 10th 2010

Kolkata

28th June 2011 

Boss kaun tha Maaloom hai kya ? Kiska Rasta Dekhein, Ai Dil Ai Saudai, Meelon hai khamoshi, Barson Hai Tanhai, Bhuli Dunia Kabhiki,Tujhey bhi ,Mujhey bhi, Phir kyon aankh bhar aayi

(Left to Right) Kishore Kumar, Dev Anand, Sahir Ludhianvi, Yash Chopra & Pancham Da at the Recording of " Kiska Rasta Dekhein, Joshiley 1973, this team was like Shanker-Jaikishen, Hasrat Jaipuri, Mukesh & Raj Kapoor a winning combination,  though in my list of top duo-songs,  I rate Songs by Neeraj from The Great Gambler, Phoolon ke rang se & Shokhiyon mein ghola jaye as my best of Kishore & Pancham Da.

IF YOU ARE TO TIRED TO READ THIS CLICK HERE PLAYLIST OF 1 RDB SONGS                    

Today, Pancham Da or R D Burman or RDB or The Boss 

would have been 72 haad he been alive 

It is an Irony that he is not among the top 10 twitter trends :

( I'm very sad on this state of affairs)

I repeatedly say that Twitter represents not the Masses, but classes, Twitter never represents what the vast majority of Indians represent, want or like, so If you see something on twitter trending, don't ever base your marketing, product designing or market research. 

                   

 Really it hurts, Twitter Trends Today, 27th June 2011, 18:30 hrs I.S.T. Are, as follows :- 

1 #GreenCity *promoted *

2 #waystoirritateme

3 #ineedtostop

4 #youcantdateme

5 River Plate (whats that ? !!! )

6 Ranjan Mathai ( New Foreign Secretary who cares maybe Hillary Clinton does or Ms Khar )

7 Mtv Grinds ( You know the boobs & buttocks show held at Dilli and broadcast yesterday)

8 Chota Rajan ( "Ab Bhai log bhi twitter pey trend kareingey "  Now Hoodlums twitter trend

          of course I know he ordered J Dey Killing. 

9 Anushka Sharma ( Caught @ the Green Channel while returning from IIFA Red Carpet Like     
   Minisha Lamba ) 

Didn't I tweet ? " Latest to join Raida #PR firms are Customs Officials at Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus. They catch a catch, and the Bollywood bimbettes rate shoots up by Ra 50 lakhs 

10 Saina Nehwal ( And she lost the finals mind you ! )

  OK , you all can get lot of stuff on The Boss over the Internet, on wikipedia / Blogs / websites / encyclopedia's , but can you get the same play list which a big fan of The boss can Naah .. Nevver

HIGLIGHTED WORDS ARE LINKS PLEASE CLICK TO VIEW LINK VIDEO OR WIKIPEDIA OR RELATED ARTICLE.

                                          This blog is written as a lesson to any musician who wants to do any genre of music. My message is 

A) Emulate Pancham Da  ( wikipedia link)

  &

B) A R Rahman                 ( wikipedia link)

                    They both trained under gurus and father imbibing the folk , local and classical music, and then they collaborated with world musicians as George Harrisson , Osibisa, Clapton , Boy George   ( write up on euphony.co.in )& poets like Neeraj & Gulzar ( blog by satyamshot  " Gulzar on Pancham "  & Rahman  ( video interview of Rahman with Dr Pronoy Roy of NDTV ) 

    

                  The Guy started of with a song composed at 9 Aye meri topi palat ke aa (VIDEO) via @youtube  ( used by his Father the illustrious Sachin Dev Burman in Hindi Movie Funtoosh in 1956 ) . Pancham also is responsible for the famous " Sir jo tera chakraye , Telmaalish " ( link) song made famous by Johnny Walker in the famous Guru Dutt Movie Pyaasa .Incidentally A R Rahman also composed his first song at the age of 9 "Vellithen Kinnam Pol",  (audio) & ( downloadable at ) for the Malayalam film Penpada later used by his father R.K. Shekhar in a Malayalam movie Penpada in 1975

                  So the Guy trained under Ustad Ali Akbar Khan learnt Sarod in Amar Kolkata and

then only tried his luck in Mumbai film industry. So lesson 1 , compose and let others use it, when you are famous it will be credited to you don't worry at all. Lesson 2 Learn your basics 1st be it Jazz, Guitar , Indian , Hindustani , Carnatic, Wester Classical , Trinity College ir wherever. Classical base , Sur Gyan , knowing the Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do / Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Dha Ni Sa

is essential before you start on your commercial journey into music. Lesson 3 start learning as many musical instruments, Guitar , Mouth organ/ Harmonica  ( cheapest & easiest to learn) Harmonium (for hinsdustani ) Violin / Veena (for Carnatic) , Piano / Organ  ( for western classical) Tabla / Mridangam / Pakhawaj / Bass Drums / Bongo Drum ( easiest & cheapest ) Conga / Tumba Kanjira and Dafli ( no picture you tube dafli wale ) . Chakolo ( shak shak with beads ) and Pandeiro  ( used in Samba )  

 

                          The evergreen RDB The Boss song list of my choice

This is from memory I may lose out on some the same are being added to a YouTube playlist called TheBossRDB on my youtube channel TheVenuRadioMusicJam easier to find by google

search : VenuG on Youtube " or " @kvenugopalmenon on youtube " Please feel free to comment if I have ommitted a great song will edit the blog & add the same. The idea is to have a vast store house of Pancham Da Songs at one place here & on my YouTube playlist "TheBossRDB" .

1 Teesri Manzil  O hasina zulfo wali Mohd Rafi 

2 Teesri Manzil  O Mere Sona re Sona Re Sona  Asha Bhonsle

3 Bhoot Bangla  Aao Twist Kare  Manna Dey 

4 Solva Saal       Hai Apna Dil To Awara Hemanta Kumar ( For Harmonica played by the Boss)

6 Bhoot Bangla  Jaago Soney Waalon Kishore Kumar  

7 Pyaar Ka Mausam  Ni Sultana Re Pyaar ka mausam aya Mohd Rafi 

8 Padosan           Ek Chatur Naar Badi Hoshiyaar ( Best came for Mehmood & Dev Anand) 

                            By Kishore Kumar & Manna dey

9 Aradhana         Mere Sapnon Ki Rani ( Credited to S.D but really Pancham Da ) 

10 Baharon Ke Sapney Chunari Sambhal gori Manna Dey 

11 Kati Patang   Mera Naam Hai Shabnam Asha Bhonsle 

12 Kati Patang   Yeh Shaam mastani Kishore Kumar  

from here links will add links tommorow  28th June 2011

13 Yaadon Ki Baraat  Chura liya hai tumne jo dil ko

14 Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahi  Dil Mil Competition Song Classic Gig Rafi Kishore etc

15 Caravan Piya Tu (Monica O my darling)

16 Hare Rama Hare Krishna  Dum Maro Dum 

 
17 Hare Rama Hare Krishna Phoolon ka taron ka

18 Budhdha Mil Gaya Ayo Kahan se ghanshyam

19 Budhdha Mil Gaya Oye Budho Lambo Lambo

20 Budhdha Mil Gaya Bhali Bhali si ek soorat   
 

21 Amar Prem  Yeh Kya Hua  

22 Amar Prem  Kuch to log kahengey

22 Amar Prem Chingari koi bhadkey

 To be continued pls suggest songs by commenting thanks 

Bada Nathkat , Raina Beeti jaye) Jawani Diwani ( Jaan-e-Jaan ) Mere Jeevan Saathi ( Chala Jaata Hoon ) Apna Desh ( Duniya Mein) Sholay (Mehbooba   ) Shaan ( Yamma Yamma ) Aandhi , Khubsoorat , ending with 1942 a Love story.

 LINKS TOMORROW

Pancham A.K.A The Boss A.K.A. RDB or simply R D Burman is immortalized in a movie much after his death in the movie Jhankar Beats in which @RahulBose1 plays drums

Boss Kaun Tha Maaloom Hai Kya is the question

Here is the video Boss Kaun Tha contains his story 

To be continued tomorrow

At the top just under the picture there is a link to my youtube channel TheVenuRadioMusicJam which has a playlist TheBossRDB where all the songs mentioned in this blog are listed chronologicall MTV Yenjoy

My thanks to my Dad Late K Balakrishna Menon , Akashwani Vividh Bharati, Radio Ceylon ( later Sri Lanka Broadcasting corporation ) & Doordarshan Chitrahaar ( where I saw most of the movies prior to my birth) and to a very Dear friend Arun Chaturvedi & My cousin Vijaymadhavan who initiated me into the Band   Consisting of Vijay Sharma, Manas Chakravarthy, Anuj Mathur, Anil Jain & my cousin Vijaymadhavan A.K.A. Viji 
 Many of the above have been done by me on stage & on television in some shows
Goodnight 

World Music Day Tuesday 21st June 2011 My list of World Music. The Best with Links on wikipidea Yenjoy

 

Hope you like the use of Google Doodle

This is my choice.. I'm sorry if I failed to satisfy you

Sorry / Thank You / Yenjoy

Music is like Sex to me

It turns me on

I get immediate orgasmic spasms in my heart and soul whenever I hear ANY MUSIC


Will start with a Malayalam Devotional Song
Kani Kaanum Neram  Lyrics
The song is played at Dawn at 4:00 AM in my birthplace Cherpur, Thrissur Kerala, in 
our Family Temple Yes we are the trustees of The Village temple

Kani ( VISHU(Malayali New Year) KANI THE NEW YEAR DECOR OF FLOWERS FRUITS AND LORD GURUVAYURAPPA) Kaanum Neram 
P Leela
Devotional
ORIGINAL

Sri Guruvayurappa
I will end with a Marwari Maand by Allah jilai Bai, Kesariya Balam , Ao ne , Padharo Mhare Des


Read and watch all the videos to enjoy real World music
Venu
Good Night