Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai
My spoof on Airtel TVC
Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
On the Tamasha on The Ramlila's Resort by People wanting to be on Tv
Kabhi Anna Daant Marey
Baba Jee Chalang Marey
Manish bhi Fatkar Marey
Kiran Lecture Quote Marey
On Air Sab Zaroori Hota Hai
Har Drama Zaroori Hota Hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai
2
YOUNGISTAN do pose Marey
Prasoon Joshi Prose Marey
Patrakar ko Jhanda Marey
Bhand Mirasi Taan Marey
Lunch mein Halwai Puri Hota Hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai
3
Mahesh Bhatt Dakar Marey
Shobha Palti Paala Pyarey
Kejriwal Phunkaar Marey
Arnab Aruna ka Sentence bhi poori Hota Hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai
Kajal sey nayan kajrarey
Fab-India ke kurtey nyare
Birkin Yves Saint Lauren
Gupp Shupp Tappey Laarey
Nakhra aisa Noorie Hota Hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai
Baajey Tooti Dhol Nagadey
Paao Gidda Bhangra Saarey
Biskit Baanto Mitthey Kharey
Mottey Hondey Pet Pichwaadey
Fast Food Petha Angoori Hota Hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai
India tv ttey interview karwa Raye
Mumbai Times Phottoo Chapwa Raye
Face Bhook lai ik status daarey
Twitter Twitpics Vaarey Nyare
12X pey thobda zoom Hota Hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai
Akki di gallan chaddo na rey
Sallu hoya purana Jaa rrey
Abhi da Idea honda gay rrey
Sexy Lagda Anna Hazare
In things noon phadna coolly honda hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai
New year standard Goa Kya rrey
I'm to Ibiza Macau Harare
Sweety noon Paris Bhijwarey
Gogi Paulo Alto Jaa Vey
Ais Naal
Sarkari Saand Noon Ghoos bhi Ditta Rrey
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai
VenuSpeak
VenuG
Kolkata
24th August 2011
Day 9 of Anna Hazare Fast
Dear Anna .. Please don't trouble God as life is God
May you live long
Jai Hind
Praying for your Dirgha Ayu
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Anna Hazare Kaun ? Humney 100 logon sey poocha Tv Dekhtey ho ? Nahi .. Boley to Agla Sawal Anna Kaun hai ? 86 Boley NAHI MALOOM
A ) yes true .. The funding by a vc of the missed call IAC number startup .. Anna Hazare movement is a Mumbai/Delhi centric movement has no relevance to 65% working in the farm sector
B ) David Coleman Headley , Clinton Double Speak ( Hillary ) And Tacit Financing of Despots & ISI LET JEM JKLF proves beyond doubt that .. Us undercover is operating !
C US is building pressure on Indian Government to open up financing sector '( Banks & Insurance ) Specifically Berkshire Hathaway of Warren Buffet , Mckinsey , KPMG , Merryl Lynch all who have been gamblers and are the @MAIN REASON FOR US & GREECE & UK meltdown ..
D) The movement is in the Hands of Call centre employees , tech grads , Upper crust of society of the 100 people Q 1 Do you watch TV ? Those who replied in Negative
Asked second question
Do you know Anna Hazare ?
They said NO ! BWAHAHA
That's the reality guys
Get real
A Check newspaper circulation
B) count number of television sets & cable / DTH those are THE ONLY ANNA SUPPORT .. We don't need Anna Hazare's but N R Narayana Murthy & Kalam ..
Because we need food education shelters
Not iPhone , McD
So we should'nt be crying for HAVES ... But for not haves VenuSpeak
Point for point
Whether its schools , colleges , other business .. Those in Government PSU are more honest than the Private ones
Blackberries assisted #LondonRiots
IIPM FOOLS
IIT IIM Government Colleges KV JNV have better results placement , Air India provides flights to godforsaken places & helps Stranded people during Libya , Cairo strife or Haj pilgrimage & Kuwait Unrest or Iraq war
Get real know your facts
Anna & Hitler & Musharraf same wine in different bottle
This is my view .. Respect my views I respect yours
ps: I am honest
I di not support corruption
I support action against Raja Kanimozhi Justice Sen & Dinakaran
But Lawyers & Doctors
The most corrupt professions in India
Talking about corruption is like Saddam , Musharraf & King of Saudi Arabia talking about democracy
B ) David Coleman Headley , Clinton Double Speak ( Hillary ) And Tacit Financing of Despots & ISI LET JEM JKLF proves beyond doubt that .. Us undercover is operating !
C US is building pressure on Indian Government to open up financing sector '( Banks & Insurance ) Specifically Berkshire Hathaway of Warren Buffet , Mckinsey , KPMG , Merryl Lynch all who have been gamblers and are the @MAIN REASON FOR US & GREECE & UK meltdown ..
D) The movement is in the Hands of Call centre employees , tech grads , Upper crust of society of the 100 people Q 1 Do you watch TV ? Those who replied in Negative
Asked second question
Do you know Anna Hazare ?
They said NO ! BWAHAHA
That's the reality guys
Get real
A Check newspaper circulation
B) count number of television sets & cable / DTH those are THE ONLY ANNA SUPPORT .. We don't need Anna Hazare's but N R Narayana Murthy & Kalam ..
Because we need food education shelters
Not iPhone , McD
So we should'nt be crying for HAVES ... But for not haves VenuSpeak
Point for point
Whether its schools , colleges , other business .. Those in Government PSU are more honest than the Private ones
Blackberries assisted #LondonRiots
IIPM FOOLS
IIT IIM Government Colleges KV JNV have better results placement , Air India provides flights to godforsaken places & helps Stranded people during Libya , Cairo strife or Haj pilgrimage & Kuwait Unrest or Iraq war
Get real know your facts
Anna & Hitler & Musharraf same wine in different bottle
This is my view .. Respect my views I respect yours
ps: I am honest
I di not support corruption
I support action against Raja Kanimozhi Justice Sen & Dinakaran
But Lawyers & Doctors
The most corrupt professions in India
Talking about corruption is like Saddam , Musharraf & King of Saudi Arabia talking about democracy
Labels:
Anna Hazare,
Media Misuse,
TRP,
TRUTH OR DARE,
VenuG
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Why is Twitter.com so regressive , Is it Censoring , has it stopped Caring for Tweeps ? Why Force New Twitter on us before Beta Testing it ? VenuG
I am reminded of Censorship by China, Egypt , Iran , South Korea & @wikileaks
Dear @jack @biz @ev
Please understand this .. You got more to lose .. Once cheap android phones come to India . Please note CAREFULLY & Please Comprehend it CLEARLY , that 65% of India is under 35 years of age . And THAT TOO 65% out of a total of 1.21bn as per the latest Census Figures of Census 2011. That amounts to a hell lot of people ... My Calculator tells me it is 786.5 million ..
If you restrict Twitter to Windows Phone iPads, iPhones then you lose not I #NewTwitter
Dear Jack Dorsey , Biz Stone & Evan Williams ( is he heard in the board room ? )
Read my other blog by Googling '' The Huddle VenuG ''
http://youthentertainmentnetwork.blogspot.com/2011/08/huddle-venug.html
and learn What Team Work is ..
Just look at The Indian Cricket Team ..
Pre- Greg Chappell , Greg Chappell , Post Greg Chappell , World Cup 1983 , World Championship of Cricket in Australia Year 1985 , March , T20 Championship In South Africa & Cricket World Cup 2011 .. And The England tour of India .. Google up images & check the now famous Team Huddle .. Unless you work as a Team .. You #fail .. To #win get into a Huddle .. Guys .. Put your heads together ..
And realise .. What the Revolving door Management techniques is doing to the Firm .. Realise this from Exit of Steve Jobs from Apple , & re-entry , exit of Bill Gates from Microsoft , Exit of N R Narayana Murthy from Infosys .. The Keyman is important guys .. And unless he calls the shots .. You all fall like a pack of cards .. #VenuSpeak
A link which I found by googling up which indicate to me that the things at Twitter.com are not a fairy tale but hunky dory
http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/04/14/troubletwitter/
Ok something about me ..
I never or rarely use a laptop or PC , Don't own an automobile .. The only gadget I use for blogging , Facebook ing , Tweeting , Taking pictures , Shooting Video's , Recording my own songs on audio , video , mailing , calling , sms'ing , & listening to music ( YA I DO THIS ALL & STILL WORK TO EARN MY LIVING ) on fm radio or youtube .. Read 25 newspapers , on my poor man's Nokia E63 bought along with a 3 year insurance & 3 year warranty at INR 9600 ( That is on today's currency exchange rate $1= Ra 45.05 equals $ 213.09 ) I DO not have $ 998.89 to buy an iPad or $221.97 for a new Android Samsung 3G phone or $554.93 for an HCL Laptop or $466.14 to buy an HCL Netbook .. I spend my money on my kids & family , not for myself .. So pray Tell me if you're advertising New Twitter Apps for iPhone , Android Phone , Blackberries , IPad , Windows Phone .. WHERE IN THE GOD'S NAME DO owners of LG & Nokia Go ? In India we are a Huge Majority .. Also are Micromax , Spice & G5 users .. Are you using your cartelisation .. Like one used by Microsoft , Intel , Adobe , Internet Explorer in Europe ? Did you realise where IN THE WORLDWINDOWS PHONE IS ? Did you realise what my tweets on Samsung Galaxy S II & LG Optimus SX Android Platform & Maruti Cars have done To iphone Ios4 AOL & The Car Manufacturers in India ..
WHEN YOU FORCE YOUR GLITCHED NEW TWITTER WITH APPS WORKING ON LIMITED PLATFORMS WITHOUT BETA TESTING IT PROPERLY FOR ITS GLITCHES BUGS & 404 messages YOU ARE VERY WELL CENSORING ME USING A MONOPOLISTIC & RESTRICTIVE TRADE PRACTISE .. WHICH IF USED IN THE US & EUROPE WILL CAUSE YOU MILLIONS IN DAMAGES .
NOW THE REASON WHY I WROTE THIS
I have been regularly tweeting to @Twitte about my using @opera 10.mobile browser , using @nokia E63 cell phone on carrier @Airtel_presence . Tagging them to the tweets ..
And I found you sleeping , totally unresponsive towards my trauma .. I Tweet from my raw brain directly onto my Twitter.com message screen .. Do not write them in a note & then paste them .. My every Tweet is my creativity .. WHICH is lost .. Every time Twitter.com logs me out when I click Send Tweet button !!! .. Luckily I was able to save them into notes
And I found you sleeping , totally unresponsive towards my trauma .. I Tweet from my raw brain directly onto my Twitter.com message screen .. Do not write them in a note & then paste them .. My every Tweet is my creativity .. WHICH is lost .. Every time Twitter.com logs me out when I click Send Tweet button !!! .. Luckily I was able to save them into notes
Now Please give me a reasonable LOGICAL explanation to me to my email address yonetwork.kol@gmail.com , as to why you need not SAY SORRY TO ME 50 of my extremely creative tweets went into oblivion by Twitter.com logging me out every time I sent those tweets , by pressing the send button.. AND ALSO PERSONALLY APOLOGISING for your deficiency of service & TO COMPOUND THE MATTER EQUALLY UNRESPONSIVE & CALLOUS APPROACH TO MY TWEETS. Social Media Experts will tell you what an unresponsive customer service on social Media can do to a .. Firm ..
THE MAIL BETTER BE FROM @Jack or @Biz the tech brains behind @Twitter .. Don't delegate it to a lowly clerk in the PR Department
That will be my Andy Warhol MOMENT . I am not looking for Suing / Damages or Silence Money but an honest apology Guys .
As you must have realized by now .. I am not after money but public good & improving products so that peoples life is not stressful .. Somethings of a product evangelist similar to an Ethical Hacker
Scores of articles are written on this subject on @mashable & @wsj I know its a free service But Sir's You made LAKHS ( an Indian unit of money meaning tenth of a million )
& the proof of the same is here on wikipedia link under the collapsed content '' Finances ''
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter
Now for the tweets in question not updated on my timeline(TL)
Mode of posting
A) using @opera 10.1 mobile browser on m.Twitter.com via cellphone service provider @Airtel_presence from a Symbian @nokia E 63 QWERTY cellphone .
B) by sending an sms to a predefined number by http://Twitter.com 53000 applicable to India for those Tweeps using @Airtel_presence services
In both the cases the tweets weren't posted on my TL before I started writing this blog ..
Tweet 1
@Twitter Sucks big time ok I will blog & share #Twitter #fail Misuse by Commercial world by keeping Masses from Facts Tata Twitter #Fail
Tweet 2
Cause 'NaMo, Na No' by VenuG http://bit.ly/qjgEtY & Effect 'Ultra Low-Cost Car Loses Lustre' by ET http://bit.ly/nxY6I4 #VenuSpeak #Win #Fb
Tweet 3
@Twitter Sucks big time ok I will blog & share #Twitter #fail Misuse by Commercial world by keeping Masses from Facts Tata Twitter #Fail
Tweet 4
@Sunnyag The Credit of Re-Packaging Branding Imaging my Product Goes to u & @TaiYouSun cc @jay_ambadi @UshyMohanDas @trsriniwas :-)
Conclusion
I have written this blog ex-tempore & after referring to just 2 links both of which are shared in this blog post as links !
I started writing this blog post
At 18:20 hours IST that is 12:50 hours GMT& finished it at 22:40 hours IST that is 17:10 hours GMT which is exactly 260 minutes of my precious time, writing it twice all over on my @nokia E 63 qwerty phone as it was lost when blogspot hung without me saving the post on the blog or in a note .
By this you might have realized the importance I give to Freedom of Speech & Free Right to speech .
Those 4 tweets were important pieces of information , which I felt was important to me , that the learned & wonderful friends who have me on their TL must have .. Since I failed in my repeated attempts to send those tweets .. I felt strongly enough .. To articulate my concern and helplessness in my efforts , which I'm sure would have been the case of many Tweeps on Twitter.com .. In Similar conditions as I ..
Here is to a glitch free & better Twitter.com
Here is to a world which respects Right to Free Speech & Freedom of Expression .. Which is the most important Fundamental Right in a Free Democratic World
I'm reminded of a quote which I want to end my blog post with
Which represents the articulation of Freedom of Speech & Expression
"I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" Voltaire
François-Marie Arouet (21 November 1694 – 30 May 1778), better known by the pen name Voltaire, was a French Enlightenment writer, essayist and philosopher known for his defence of civil liberties, including freedom of religion and the right to a fair trial. He was an outspoken supporter of social reform.
Detailed links on '' Voltaire ''
Link
1 pertaining to this quotation
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071125091607AAvJMQv
2 About other beautiful freedom quotes by Voltaire
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/v/voltaire.html
3 About Voltaire
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Voltaire
Amen !!!
Good Morning Afternoon Evening & Night Wherever you are
VenuG
A.K.A. @ShonaGandi on Twitter http://twitter.com/kvenugopalmenon
Dear @jack @biz @ev
Please understand this .. You got more to lose .. Once cheap android phones come to India . Please note CAREFULLY & Please Comprehend it CLEARLY , that 65% of India is under 35 years of age . And THAT TOO 65% out of a total of 1.21bn as per the latest Census Figures of Census 2011. That amounts to a hell lot of people ... My Calculator tells me it is 786.5 million ..
If you restrict Twitter to Windows Phone iPads, iPhones then you lose not I #NewTwitter
Dear Jack Dorsey , Biz Stone & Evan Williams ( is he heard in the board room ? )
Read my other blog by Googling '' The Huddle VenuG ''
http://youthentertainmentnetwork.blogspot.com/2011/08/huddle-venug.html
and learn What Team Work is ..
Just look at The Indian Cricket Team ..
Pre- Greg Chappell , Greg Chappell , Post Greg Chappell , World Cup 1983 , World Championship of Cricket in Australia Year 1985 , March , T20 Championship In South Africa & Cricket World Cup 2011 .. And The England tour of India .. Google up images & check the now famous Team Huddle .. Unless you work as a Team .. You #fail .. To #win get into a Huddle .. Guys .. Put your heads together ..
And realise .. What the Revolving door Management techniques is doing to the Firm .. Realise this from Exit of Steve Jobs from Apple , & re-entry , exit of Bill Gates from Microsoft , Exit of N R Narayana Murthy from Infosys .. The Keyman is important guys .. And unless he calls the shots .. You all fall like a pack of cards .. #VenuSpeak
A link which I found by googling up which indicate to me that the things at Twitter.com are not a fairy tale but hunky dory
http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/04/14/troubletwitter/
Ok something about me ..
I never or rarely use a laptop or PC , Don't own an automobile .. The only gadget I use for blogging , Facebook ing , Tweeting , Taking pictures , Shooting Video's , Recording my own songs on audio , video , mailing , calling , sms'ing , & listening to music ( YA I DO THIS ALL & STILL WORK TO EARN MY LIVING ) on fm radio or youtube .. Read 25 newspapers , on my poor man's Nokia E63 bought along with a 3 year insurance & 3 year warranty at INR 9600 ( That is on today's currency exchange rate $1= Ra 45.05 equals $ 213.09 ) I DO not have $ 998.89 to buy an iPad or $221.97 for a new Android Samsung 3G phone or $554.93 for an HCL Laptop or $466.14 to buy an HCL Netbook .. I spend my money on my kids & family , not for myself .. So pray Tell me if you're advertising New Twitter Apps for iPhone , Android Phone , Blackberries , IPad , Windows Phone .. WHERE IN THE GOD'S NAME DO owners of LG & Nokia Go ? In India we are a Huge Majority .. Also are Micromax , Spice & G5 users .. Are you using your cartelisation .. Like one used by Microsoft , Intel , Adobe , Internet Explorer in Europe ? Did you realise where IN THE WORLDWINDOWS PHONE IS ? Did you realise what my tweets on Samsung Galaxy S II & LG Optimus SX Android Platform & Maruti Cars have done To iphone Ios4 AOL & The Car Manufacturers in India ..
WHEN YOU FORCE YOUR GLITCHED NEW TWITTER WITH APPS WORKING ON LIMITED PLATFORMS WITHOUT BETA TESTING IT PROPERLY FOR ITS GLITCHES BUGS & 404 messages YOU ARE VERY WELL CENSORING ME USING A MONOPOLISTIC & RESTRICTIVE TRADE PRACTISE .. WHICH IF USED IN THE US & EUROPE WILL CAUSE YOU MILLIONS IN DAMAGES .
NOW THE REASON WHY I WROTE THIS
I have been regularly tweeting to @Twitte about my using @opera 10.mobile browser , using @nokia E63 cell phone on carrier @Airtel_presence . Tagging them to the tweets ..
And I found you sleeping , totally unresponsive towards my trauma .. I Tweet from my raw brain directly onto my Twitter.com message screen .. Do not write them in a note & then paste them .. My every Tweet is my creativity .. WHICH is lost .. Every time Twitter.com logs me out when I click Send Tweet button !!! .. Luckily I was able to save them into notes
And I found you sleeping , totally unresponsive towards my trauma .. I Tweet from my raw brain directly onto my Twitter.com message screen .. Do not write them in a note & then paste them .. My every Tweet is my creativity .. WHICH is lost .. Every time Twitter.com logs me out when I click Send Tweet button !!! .. Luckily I was able to save them into notes
Now Please give me a reasonable LOGICAL explanation to me to my email address yonetwork.kol@gmail.com , as to why you need not SAY SORRY TO ME 50 of my extremely creative tweets went into oblivion by Twitter.com logging me out every time I sent those tweets , by pressing the send button.. AND ALSO PERSONALLY APOLOGISING for your deficiency of service & TO COMPOUND THE MATTER EQUALLY UNRESPONSIVE & CALLOUS APPROACH TO MY TWEETS. Social Media Experts will tell you what an unresponsive customer service on social Media can do to a .. Firm ..
THE MAIL BETTER BE FROM @Jack or @Biz the tech brains behind @Twitter .. Don't delegate it to a lowly clerk in the PR Department
That will be my Andy Warhol MOMENT . I am not looking for Suing / Damages or Silence Money but an honest apology Guys .
As you must have realized by now .. I am not after money but public good & improving products so that peoples life is not stressful .. Somethings of a product evangelist similar to an Ethical Hacker
Scores of articles are written on this subject on @mashable & @wsj I know its a free service But Sir's You made LAKHS ( an Indian unit of money meaning tenth of a million )
& the proof of the same is here on wikipedia link under the collapsed content '' Finances ''
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter
Now for the tweets in question not updated on my timeline(TL)
Mode of posting
A) using @opera 10.1 mobile browser on m.Twitter.com via cellphone service provider @Airtel_presence from a Symbian @nokia E 63 QWERTY cellphone .
B) by sending an sms to a predefined number by http://Twitter.com 53000 applicable to India for those Tweeps using @Airtel_presence services
In both the cases the tweets weren't posted on my TL before I started writing this blog ..
Tweet 1
@Twitter Sucks big time ok I will blog & share #Twitter #fail Misuse by Commercial world by keeping Masses from Facts Tata Twitter #Fail
Tweet 2
Cause 'NaMo, Na No' by VenuG http://bit.ly/qjgEtY & Effect 'Ultra Low-Cost Car Loses Lustre' by ET http://bit.ly/nxY6I4 #VenuSpeak #Win #Fb
Tweet 3
@Twitter Sucks big time ok I will blog & share #Twitter #fail Misuse by Commercial world by keeping Masses from Facts Tata Twitter #Fail
Tweet 4
@Sunnyag The Credit of Re-Packaging Branding Imaging my Product Goes to u & @TaiYouSun cc @jay_ambadi @UshyMohanDas @trsriniwas :-)
Conclusion
I have written this blog ex-tempore & after referring to just 2 links both of which are shared in this blog post as links !
I started writing this blog post
At 18:20 hours IST that is 12:50 hours GMT& finished it at 22:40 hours IST that is 17:10 hours GMT which is exactly 260 minutes of my precious time, writing it twice all over on my @nokia E 63 qwerty phone as it was lost when blogspot hung without me saving the post on the blog or in a note .
By this you might have realized the importance I give to Freedom of Speech & Free Right to speech .
Those 4 tweets were important pieces of information , which I felt was important to me , that the learned & wonderful friends who have me on their TL must have .. Since I failed in my repeated attempts to send those tweets .. I felt strongly enough .. To articulate my concern and helplessness in my efforts , which I'm sure would have been the case of many Tweeps on Twitter.com .. In Similar conditions as I ..
Here is to a glitch free & better Twitter.com
Here is to a world which respects Right to Free Speech & Freedom of Expression .. Which is the most important Fundamental Right in a Free Democratic World
I'm reminded of a quote which I want to end my blog post with
Which represents the articulation of Freedom of Speech & Expression
"I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" Voltaire
François-Marie Arouet (21 November 1694 – 30 May 1778), better known by the pen name Voltaire, was a French Enlightenment writer, essayist and philosopher known for his defence of civil liberties, including freedom of religion and the right to a fair trial. He was an outspoken supporter of social reform.
Detailed links on '' Voltaire ''
Link
1 pertaining to this quotation
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071125091607AAvJMQv
2 About other beautiful freedom quotes by Voltaire
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/v/voltaire.html
3 About Voltaire
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Voltaire
Amen !!!
Good Morning Afternoon Evening & Night Wherever you are
VenuG
A.K.A. @ShonaGandi on Twitter http://twitter.com/kvenugopalmenon
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
The FuseHour: Ladies and Gentulman di laalten With Earn Ab Go Swamy
INCOMPLETE BLOG BUT WANT TO SHARE IT TONIGHT
WILL COMPLETE TOMMORROW :)
Good Evening l;ladies and Gentulmun , This is your Host Earn Ab Go Swami, with your favorite Prod Rants " The Fuse Hour "
Today we start our Prod Rant with a Tweet which created history and prodded the Government to take Action finally .. It feels great That the Indian masses have risen & The Fuse Hour is also a part of this awakening so without wasting time here it is
" @ShonaGandi kvenugopalmenon
Afzal's and Kasab's should join #twitter .. they will be instantly hung #perkytweets #rerun
49 seconds ago Favorite Reply Delete "
This tweet was actually about the new twitter hanging but it woke up the Government to wake up from its slumber and President Pratibha Devisinh Patil refuse the Mercy petition for clemency from Afzal Guru . The Fuse Hour is proud to be also associated with this issue where we asked 20 questions to the Government , which it never Answered . But it replied affirmatively to the tweet in question. above was a rerun of a tweet which was posted 7 hours ago
from 20:26 IST which went like this . Here we will Talk to Chettan Barkat & Cool Pan Aag.
So here comes the 1st debate on The Fuse Hour tonight ..
Earn Ab :I asked Chettan Barkat , what do you say Chettan?
Chettan : What is this Sham, I tweeted for so long but She didn't care for a Parontha , and she showed mercy on a ' wannabe ' twitterer ? Aal iznt bell .. the bell dint ring, you see this is not like inserting a coke coin and getting a mercy petition, now whats her reason ? excuse me for the clemency ? I mean does she know a difference between a mercy and clemency ? She only knows difference between a Parontha and a Chappati, she only knows that. Look this @ShonaGandi , how dirty Boss AG? When he was @kvenugopalmenon I blocked him !!! Come on who is he , just that he has a name so similar to someone very important ? Well I believe that a man should be allowed to do what he wants. I'm sure This is not how he, I mean Afzal Guru Sahab asked for Barkat from Khuda !!! WT F (beep on TV) , RBI & Government stopping Char Anna when I tweeted about it had a purpose, I mean it reduces population , I mean of the empty Coke bottles and CFC gases !!! (Burps) Ernie Gosh ! d ya have Di gene ? I have a Lotta Gas Maan . Thanks mate I got an idea for a new novel. How to get a mercy petition hang instead of The Man !!!
OK Thanks Chettan , Khuda may give you Barkat. Thanks for being on the show, please take some loose change in char aana's from the cashier.
OK Cool ? Are you on fire
Cool Pan Aag: You Maader (Beep beep lots of beeps as they cut the show show a Coke Ad)
What does this loser keep looking at my cleavage? Does nit think this is a Besharmi Morcha ? Ear Nobe I'm still to get an answer to wheter Turning Thirty is Turned thirty or being 29 from @SachinKalbag :) Oh at least I'm happy a woman took the decision and also That a scumbag will be rid of his burden, or else he'd be raping some girl , or marrying someone , and then asking poor soul to wear a hijab and go to Spain or France and take it off & compel her to bear him a son, who'd bomb someone else.
Earn Ab: OK Thanks Cool was Cool as ice Pan Hot looks at her pendant as Fire. To cool the Fire take some Coke Cans & some unused tap wires , you can usee it to tie your new found love, Oh i meant the bikes not what YOU Thought.. Very Naughty of you ( smiles for once)
OK That tweet above was a rerun of the tweet posted above
" @ShonaGandi kvenugopalmenon
Dear Kasab's & Afzal Guru's Join @Twitter you'd hang instantly
#perkytweets
7 hours ago Favorite Reply Delete "
Wokaay This is the 2nd debate of Tonight
The other Important news tonight
The British Prime Minister Day Weed Kay Marooned who cut short his holiday, sponsored by the Italian Government, for buying Italian Debt (which is reported by our Special Correspondent Navi ka Khumaar ) visited Totenham , famous for its football club Totenham Hotspurs and said he was much concerned of the situation and will not let anyone escape anyone who compelled him to cut short his future holiday with Steve Archibald Former Owner/Manager of Airdrieonians; Spanish property businessman and player's agent; co-commentator on Barça Radio and also , coincidentally a former Spurs player Here we at The Fuse Hour will also like to inform our viewers that ECB was also to invest in Spanish Bonds ( as reported by Navi Ka Khumaar ) . On this Discussion we have
Show Bhadke & Crane Tedhi .
The London Mayor Bored as Tansen. & Delhi See them She La Fix-it.
British Home Secretary Tere Sa Main & Indian For Hens Minister Shri I am Crease Na,
The British Prime Minister Shri Day Weed Kay Marooned & Mr Bullshit Yedu Arayappa.
EAGS: Lets Start with Ms Show Bhadke , Ma'am what is your Opinion here tonight
SB: Now Earn what should I earn for ?
The pearls and the mascara, where would I get it ?
The losers are the same everywhere, whether it is the Home Minister Sleep Raj Pattal or Tere Sa Main !!!
Where Aur & Ab will I go to Holiday No ? No London No ? I want my London back, whether it is the Cops who cant handle my garage sale cosmetic shop, or the Mayor Who was Holidaying , Or this Bitch, (BEEP) who was non her beach house , or The Loser who lent for the junk bonds and used the cut to enjoy a Spanish hot bath. They are all the same everywhere you see. My Maid tells me even they dint show the face of the crooks, at least Bahar Kaa showed close ups of the CCTV footage and the window curtains. How Down-market The Brits have become. No wonder Bill married a commoner. Chee
EAGS: Thanks for coming Show it was a bhadka appearance, do take some leftover wine we recieved from the Taj on 26/11.
EAGS: OK Now Crane what about you !!!
Crane : Cranes her neck and pounces from the chair and starts her AK 47 banter, Look Errnabb Our Haryanvi Jaat Police Hawaldaar with a lathi has done better in Delhi today than what their PC's who couldn't drive away the " smiles sheepishly " Goons :) . The PC's are the same Errnabb everywhere, India our PC & his Goons and The British PC Goons good for nothing. One keeps minding his Veshti and Mundu and the Mundu's of Scotland Yard & the TMP PC's fat minding where their next Guiness would come, pot bellied, sleepy from the last night's football match. Our Hawaldaar' s in Dilli Pulis need to be given a Quarter & (smiles sheepishly) Another quarter of a different kind, then they don't need anything but a lathi and a rifle butt. The can break anyones arse(beep) or dislocate the neck and send them into an ICU . They can make our god men fly like our Gods. All this because I trained them when I was in the Jharoda Kalan Police Academy. The ruffians in London would be brought to Tihar Jail, and they will start doing opposite like Roz Madi & Razaa did in India. This is all because of my Jail reforms in the Tihar. They should be made to do Yoga and S N Goenka's Vipassana & taught to make papad's .. (shifts sideways to pass wind)
And biscuits which can be sold to Britain to be had with Indian Tea. Mr Key Maaroon send them to Tihar, thats the remedy I say.
EAGS: That was an Copper of an appearance, do carry some Peepsi Papad and Bhujiya and some Khari & Nan Khatti brought in by our business guest last night.
EAGS: Mr Bored, hope you are comfortable in your seat ?
BAT: What the Hell awr ya saaying Old Boy, well I was in Norfolk in the marshy lands fishing, and these thugs hoodlums and goons spoiled my holiday I say. I was sipping me Guinness and waiting for the shrimps. Hell shy-locks , I wagered kn a horse and woon the bet and paid for my holiday. Now when do I get my next Holiday
Incomplete to be completed tomorrow
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In other news The Opposition turns heat on PC and in the debate about what parliament should do we have Aana Hazaar & When She Hung ( who slapped the foam pie thrower in the British Parliament)
THEME
Aana Theme inko hum raaj nahi karney dengey
PC We have to run the government not the IAC you see
Finally should Dhoya and his men come Back so that the Cliff Ton Bookies lose TheBet Whats Him Nectars placed on Succint Ton Bhulkar's Ton of ton's and Maikalala Vo Haans Bet of 4 love whitewash. So That UV does not get a new love in London . Discussing here are Hiya Bore Tham (who always made some excuse to come to India/ Pakistan (unfit for his mother in law)& Bheeshan Bhedi ( Who wumps the selectors and BCCI into Thames ) Raav Ri Sharp Tree ( the Bheek Si Seekh Pai representatvie ) & And Threw Symian ( A.K.A. Bandar Never taken to a tour to India )
THEME
Bore Tham Well you have free entertainment on the beebs and you wont need to play the national sport of India you see feller. No Wags required cheaper no. No mother in laws required
Bheeshan : Oh this Bheek si Seekh Pai has counted their rupiya aana and pai & not the safety of The players. I wont send Angad or his Mom to Birmingham. Let us throw the tour into Thames.
and along with it the wimps mof BCCI.
Ravi: As I see iit from here I see the discussion leading to another Income Tax raid , and Earnu lets share the gossip over some Signature. What will I be paid by whom to say what. Tell me first.
Symian : Applies Jhandu Balm and speaks like a punjabbi eating alu bhajji and singing OO la La la oo leyo ( sits on Arnab's lap) do we have Scotch around
Maite ? Aye mate I havent been paid, no chicks around on the panel & I aint a Gay and where is the booze you bonzer ?
We would have liked to continue this but my guests please come back again some other day to hear me go on and on and on asking 20 questions , don't worry I will give the answer myself. Viewers, Let me Earn Ab Go Swamy and say Good Night and great Nightmares. I'll see you in them then.
THE BLOG IS INCOMPLET WILL BE COMPLETED TOMORROW
High time people will notice the ill-effects of bought privacy! .. Ban Blackberry looking at What happened in London Riots
#LondonRiots are a clear & present Danger for Security Agencies. #RIM & #Blackberry 's Highly encrypted messaging is a threat to Mankind ( My Tweet on 9th August 2011)
And Thus spake as a reaction , 18 year old @kkrfankaunteya A.K.A. Kaunteya Ghosh a great blogger & a brilliant intelligent & lucid story teller in a telling remark ..
High time people will notice the ill-effects of bought privacy!
If an 18 year old can speak with such clarity then why is the Ministry of Home Affairs rescheduling & giving it more time .. It is strange that in a vibrant Democracy that India is , Suresh Kalmadi , Kanimozhi & Raja are Jailed and a threat to the Nation , Huewaei on Cell phone service provider & RIM on Blackberry , Posco foreigners being accommodated ?
Ban Blackberry I demand looking at the LondonRiots !!! Else some such incidents will happen in India
Here is how I reacted to Kaunteya .. Who is one of my numerous young , talented & bright young .. proteges :)
Ah dear boy .. How's ya my Boy .. Hmm how's studies going on ? Everythings fine ? Research in Motion have been warned for finding roundabout way , so that security agencies could intercept , mails, messages & bb chat via .. Blackberry
They were given time upto December 2010 , but extended upto july .. Govt is yet to take a decision .. Looking @ a million blackberry users , mainly on business front .. They'd go paranoid .. To them a day without blackberry is Failure
But country of 1.3bn is more important than a million blackberry users
Blackberry's encryption de-cryptor wasn't created & the creator of Encryption process doesn't work with RIM .. What an excuse !
Had an Indian firm be at the wrong end of Law .. The Media would bay for the Government blood ..
In India any Mistake by a Multinational Firm like Union Carbide , Penguin , Boeing , Singapore Airline .. Strange ways of the Indian Media
And Thus spake as a reaction , 18 year old @kkrfankaunteya A.K.A. Kaunteya Ghosh a great blogger & a brilliant intelligent & lucid story teller in a telling remark ..
High time people will notice the ill-effects of bought privacy!
If an 18 year old can speak with such clarity then why is the Ministry of Home Affairs rescheduling & giving it more time .. It is strange that in a vibrant Democracy that India is , Suresh Kalmadi , Kanimozhi & Raja are Jailed and a threat to the Nation , Huewaei on Cell phone service provider & RIM on Blackberry , Posco foreigners being accommodated ?
Ban Blackberry I demand looking at the LondonRiots !!! Else some such incidents will happen in India
Here is how I reacted to Kaunteya .. Who is one of my numerous young , talented & bright young .. proteges :)
Ah dear boy .. How's ya my Boy .. Hmm how's studies going on ? Everythings fine ? Research in Motion have been warned for finding roundabout way , so that security agencies could intercept , mails, messages & bb chat via .. Blackberry
They were given time upto December 2010 , but extended upto july .. Govt is yet to take a decision .. Looking @ a million blackberry users , mainly on business front .. They'd go paranoid .. To them a day without blackberry is Failure
But country of 1.3bn is more important than a million blackberry users
Blackberry's encryption de-cryptor wasn't created & the creator of Encryption process doesn't work with RIM .. What an excuse !
Had an Indian firm be at the wrong end of Law .. The Media would bay for the Government blood ..
In India any Mistake by a Multinational Firm like Union Carbide , Penguin , Boeing , Singapore Airline .. Strange ways of the Indian Media
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