Stop that sucker get a new coat(of paint)

the song to be sung @ some place else
@ The Park Hotel Kolkata
OPEN MIC
29/01/2010
21:30 HRS
Set to the tune of brick in the wall

STOP THAT SUCKER GET A NEW COAT

We downt need no candle marches;
We downt need those media cowrts;
Come on yongster toighten yowr belt;
you just need to cast the vowte;

Hey !! youngster just go out and vowte;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;

We downt need nthose blasted blowggers;
Want perfowrmance not just tweets;
Dont want panel full of windbags;
painted perled dolls sounding sweet;

Hey !! youngster just go out and vowte;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;

We dont want streets blocked by dharnas;
we dont stop work by 'Gheraos';
Just want un-intrupted power;
want some water in the shower;

Hey !! youngster just go out and vowte;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;


We downt need no candle marches;
We downt need those media cowrts;
Come on yongster toighten yowr belt;
you just need to cast the vowte;

Hey !! youngster just go out and vowte;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;

swriling around in a thong(a song)

the song to be sung @ some place else
@ The Park Hotel Kolkata
OPEN MIC
29/01/2010
21:30 HRS
SET TO THE TUNE OF KILLING ME SOFTLY BY ROBERTA FLACK/PERRY COMO/FUGEES
And there .. / they/ had/ this daughter;
They /did'nt know/ what waaas wrong;
Because they/ just dint evvver;
heear her/ @ alllll;
and there.../ she was.../ this young kid;
with looks on face/ forlorrrne;

Dancing to beat /of those/ sooongs;
swirling around /in a thong..;
feet staaart/ tappping/ on the song;
her rhythm nevvver goes wrong;
getting her/ act start/ on the dong;
swirling around/ there in a tho oo oo oo oong

And when /her.. grades /just went down;
they wanted/ her to stooop;
but this gal/ had the visssion;
to make it to the tooooop;

I wished/ that/ they would lisssten;
but/they just/ blew their ho orn;

Pulling her out/ from her classes;
staring with/ eyes/ full of scoooorn;
every bit offf her/ dreams got torn;
getting her/ act start/ on the dong;
never to daaance /she had swoorn;
swirling around/ in a tho oo oo oo oong;

The teacher /wanted good graaades;
in all exaaams/ she wrote;
her dad said/ read rithmaaatic;
mom taught her by the rote;

Over..loading /her with books;
nevvver got /second loook;
degrees for wall /to adddorn;
never want her /to watch porn;
making the cob wittthout corn;
never giving her pop corn;
getting her/ act start/ on the dong;
swirling around/ in a tho oo oo oo oong;