Sunday, March 21, 2010

*********aaj mausam bahut garam bhaya bhaiyya*************

MAUSAM GARM TABIYATWA NARM

written @ guzarish of rj varun @ 107.8 Power FM
All Hits no Bakwas

on the topic of global warming

dedicated to a cause
apt & topical
http://www.earthhour.in/news-events/events.aspx

earthhour please shutoff all your power equipments
on saturday 27th march 2010 8.30 to 9.30
please inform @aimsrk that the ipl match be postponed during this period


1
Every night when the IT IS THE TIMES for NOW;
I have no clue why they give so bhav;
to ipcc, al gore ,
and r k pachauri;
why does arnab have to bore;
what is the carbon credit;
OF ONE BLUUDY KACHAURI;

2
Whe does Idea have to give those bands;
why dont they want papers in hands;
then how would i know of that toungue kiss;
which made milye cyrus moan and hiss;
how will i see how rituparna as a gypsy;
how will i see those hot babes tipsy;

3

how will i read about 50 reasons;
why bong men n women;
should not marry;
in any season;
how would i make kheer;
and read onir and mir;
ill switch off the bloody lights
just shaddup dont fight
ok but i have to ko to loo to pee;
and read malini and paulomi banerjee;

4
would the glaciers ever sarko;
should i read neel and arko;
should i see hot hot pictures;
of bruni and sarko;
how ever would i boast;
and be the page3 toast;
how could someplaceelselive work;
and the bartendersopen the cork;

5
how would i write my lil blogs;
how would socialites wear those solid clogs;
how would i be able to write;
that im a big flirt;
how would ther be drunken brawl fights
and how would communist oppose;
@ night drink wine and give a nice pose;

6
should we get back to farming;
should all be stopped for global warming;
ok dude just chill;
if u have time to kill;
make those grafittis and posters;
and lemme live with free will;
and now just tell me
are those grafitis n posters;
GLOOABL WARMING FREE??

A QUESTION TO THOSE P3 POSERS
WHO PICK THESE ROTTEN CAUSES
JUST TO HAVE A GLASS OF SCOTCH AND DOM PERIGNON N SHOW THEIR
MOTHER OF PEARLS AND SWAROSKI

venG
2010/03/21
21:30 hrs
took me thirty minutes
amen

SURF EXCEL HOGA DARLING A PARODY ON "LSD"

surf excel hoga darling

a sunday morning creation listening to kailash kher belt out

love sex aur dhoka

the creation has no similar person dead or alive

any resemblance mey be coincidental

2010/03/21


bartan dhulwaoonga;

jhaadoo lagwaaoonga;

pocha marwaoonga;

toone mujhko pyaar kiya to;

maine kya diyaa aa aa aa;

tv bravio hoga dahlings;

bajaj exel hoga :))

tujhse pyaaz katwaoonga;

har roz rulaoonga;

lahsun piswaoonga;

haldi ghiswaoonga;

toone mujhse prem kiya to mainey kya diyaaaaa;

oven toaster grill ka darling;

budget fix ab hoga dahlings;

surf excel hoga; :))))

cellphone dilawoonga;

ghar net lagwaoonga;

inox dikhawunga;

peejha khilwaoonga;

toone mujhse preet kari to maine kya diya aa aa aa;

LOVE SEX AUR DHOKA DAHLING

LOVE SEX AUR DHOKA

now lets get romantic..

kapde bhigwaoonga;

unko kutwaoonga;

tujhse dhulwaoonga;

toone mujhko pyar kiya to maine kya diya aa aa aa;

SURF EXCEL HOGA DAHLING

BATHROOM BHI CHOKHA DAHLING

DIWAR PE AC THOKA DAHLING

SURF EXCEL...

THE BRIGHT FUTURE

SPA BOOK KARWAOONGA;

KAYA KALP KARAOONGA;

KAPDE DILWAOONGA;

DURAZI SE SILWAOONGA;

PEHN KE RAMP PE WALK KIYA TO MAINU KYA MILA AA AA AA

CONTRACT ME HOGA KHOKHA DARLING

DURBAN KI BADLE GORKHA DAHLING

MAAL HAATH MEIN HOGA

MERE HOGA :))

TERE NAHIN...

AKHIR PERSONALITY MANAGEMENT PE PROMOTIONAL EXPENDITURE KISNE KIYA BOLO TO MASHIMA :)))

THE END

from now on my pen name and

PSUEDONYM

IS

venG

Friday, March 19, 2010

kkr u rule

TO..NIL-ALISHA
@107.8 POWER FM
powermornnigcrew@gmail.com

written in 3 minutes
GENRE RAP
FOR MIMS @ VENOM
GOODNIGHT

Have one not in compete clause :))
let some one do it
HEY DADA SAY YO !!!
Is there any mai ka lal.YO..
Who can play such a ball YA...
@greg srk davs call AAN..
Out in the para..
He s the dada..
He s cricket s goddah...
@Lords he bares his chest...
On the coat has indian crest..
To every capn he is bigaa threat..
Oh baybey..
Says kayvee..
Hes... so savvy...
.His fight is aar ya par..
His rides smood like limo-car...
He gonna try..
IPL cry..
Make yo ilish fry ....
Oh ya maan..
Yes he can...
They were the wooden spoon...
But then they will win it soon..
And past says so..
He will make young gals swoon ...ha ha ha ha
wrote it yesterday
called too
but did not belt it out..
Good Morning nil alisha...
Venu
Yesterday at 9:05am

Sunday, March 7, 2010

aaj mausam bada beiman hai holi pe

a big one on holi
i repeat
the poem is creativity
does not in any way reflect on my character :-p
genre naugtily romantic

1
mausam hai suhana
holi ka bahana
jis khoobsurat hasina
ko chahta tha pana
aaj uske ang ang ko
khoob rang hai lagana

2
apne diwane yaro ke sang
mastane hai mast
peeke thandai sang mein bhang
bajate hai dafli
dhol chang
na denge kisi ko bhi
daalne rang mein bhang

3
mere gulal mein
chandan ki khushboo
nahi rasayan
its organic too
oye
na chahiye licence
passport
ya visa Hb1 ya hb2
bedhadak aapke ma baba ke saamne
sakte hai tere galon ko choo

4
kya tum mujhe
apne ghar na bulaogi
kya mere dil ke penthouse mein na samaogi
aaj bhi tweet, gchat,skype
ya webcam pe hi shakal dikhaogi
merri jaaaan
Holi hai!!!
apne haatho se mithai khilaogi
ya sab ki sab
khud hi hajam kar jaogi

good night
hope u liked these offline poems
no one comments
does anyone read em

holi mastano ki toli

again on holi
written on 28/2/2010
sringar ras
holi hai yaaron

pairon mein roli
dikhne mein bholi
kyon kar khele mujhse
aankh micholi
are pados wali aunty bholi

layenge mastani toli
khayenge bhang ki goli
chehre pe male (uff) gulal
bhigaye teri choli
choonki
madam aaj hai holi


the poet doesnt agree with the thought behind the poem
the content has no real or other reference to anyone dead or alive
if found is unintentional
:-p

HAI KALKATTE KI GARMI

THIS ONE IS HINDI
GENRE COMMENT ON SEASON
AND WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD DO
SO CAN CALL CHAYAWAD
done for broadcast on 107.8 power fm
got ishrat salim on request fest
belted it
n got broadcasted
well if they like my poems
i like writing em

thanks power
all hits no bakwas :))

1
mausam hai garam
kahey ki sharam
khane ke hai tote
kanjoos bano
(madu aur kya karega :)) )
kapde pehno chote

2
khana khao falka
rang chuno tum halka
chikan ki saadi
aya hai march
bai se kehdo
khoob lagade starch

3
sleeveless spaghetti pe karo thrive
haatho mein dhage ka tasma(band)
aankhon pe ray ban ka chashma
par dhyaan se lagawey
sunblock SPF 35

4
khayen thandi kheer
sham ko chilled beer
shampoo karein
na ho jawe khushki
tahalney lago jab bhi
choosow barf ki chuski

wow want to shower now :))

mm dya like this ??

parody on "saas gaari dewe"

this one is on demand
done in 2 minutes
on demand of @Nil_Alisha
the morning rj's @ 107.8 power fm
palat jaani

a parody on the delhi 6 song
"SAAS GAARI DEWE"

GENRE MARWARI FOLK
imagine ila arun singing dis
with ai chori hai kook kook
or ganpat lala dangi :))
ey ey eyyyyyyyyy

LANGUAGE
AUR KAIN
MARWARI BOLO LIKHO NE HUNO
subject my current favourite TIGER WOODS :D
:)))))

Arey gaadi bhed dewey
jhatka bargad(banyan tree) jee lewe
wood ro kabad(cupboard) chey phull

sandeso bhej dewey
beene khilawe mewey(dry fruits)
gayo chey game ne bhool
hai chori
kook kook kook kook

erin chey abla nari
padi banna ke phace
roni soorat banawey
odhey motto so khes(cotton blanket)
wood ro kabad chey phull
ai hai hai ai hai hai

accenture ne maari
beeke moonda(face) pe gaind(ball)
sagli (all) choryaan
(girls he ones he flirted with)
kamaye
daallar interbu(interview) dey
wood ro kabad chai phull
ai hai hai
ai hai hai
ai hai hai
ai hai hai

saas gaari dewey
dewar ji samjha dewey
sasural genda phool
:)))

ek hockey doonga rakh ke

These are some of the poems written
@ the spot on jwalant topics of the day
the may be dated
some in Hindi
some in English
but all in good humour
all satires
:))))
MTV Enjoy

Ek hockey doonga rakh ke
mattoo ki atma katha
why India lost out in the world cup hockey
1
Oye Nikhattoo
nigode mattu
too aadmi hai
ya bajar battoo
(bajar battoo is earthen pot hung in front of house to drive away evil spirits)
kya samajhta hai ye hain anadi
doodh badam se banta hai khiladi
25000 mein sirf pee sakta hai woh sattoo
(sattoo a bihari energy drink)
2
Oye Antonio (FIH Chairman)
yeh Hockey India hai soniyo
yaha pongal mein dalia
sankranti pe til ke laddoo
lohdi me meethey hotey
rewdi bhare thele (hand cart)
(IN JANUARY)
tyoharo pe jakar
kyon tune khilaye karele
3
abey oye gill
too kia bol riya hai
tune kaun sa unko
sone ka tamga diya hai
toone khiladiyon se
raoi ke khansaame ka kaam liya hai

4

abey salon chup karo
ishwar allah yeshu waahe guru se daro
kya 187 laakh poore kar jaoge hajam
jiska sahara tha
uski haram ki dakar se
footenge tumre karam
kya in paiseon se chal rahe ho haram
5

desh ko ek ek pai ka hisab chahiye
tumhari wada khilafi ka jawab chahiye
tumhari in dhamkiyon pe sadke
ik haakey doonga rakkh ke

6

chal katle
patli gali se daud
paiso ka ghamand na dikha
ham apna vishwa cup kar lenge
gar is desh ka har nagrik dega sirf ek rupiya
kar lenge HPL
KYONKI RUPIYE HONGE 130 KAROD


Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The latest song I wrote "I'm a Flirt" for Tiger Woods


I'm a Flirt (Original Creation) Inspired by Tiger Woods by VenuG with Sourav Banerjee
At IndyRocKol , Sujata Sadan, Kolkata
on 15th August 2010.
(Read HERE for Op-Ed on the Concert organised by me )

I'm a Flirt
a song
written and composed
by K.Venugopal Menon
25/02/2010
for 'OPEN MIC'
GENRE JAZZ
Picture me singing like Frank Sinatra/Gene Kelly
maybe picture 'NEW YORK NEW YOUR'
or 'LOVE AND MARRIAGE'


























Main 1

I'm a flirt;
scooby dooby do; (Trumpet) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
right since birth;
tara rum pum; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
watch my girth; (Waist twisting) :))
boom boom boom boom; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Boys) 
My eyes on skirts;
ding ding ding ding; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of giggling kids)
O o I am a flirt;

Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
dooby dooby dooby;(Cello)
dooby dooby dooby; (Cello)
ra pa para pa ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of giggling Kids)

Main 2

Gets pay dirt;
scooby dooby do; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
takes off his shirt;
tara rum pum; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Sleaze and  Mirth; (keechad/Dirt)
boom boom boom boom; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Boys) 
Thers no dearth;
ding ding ding ding; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of giggling kids) 
O o I am a flirt

Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
dooby dooby dooby; (Cello)
dooby dooby dooby; (Cello)
ra pa para pa. ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of all) 

stanza one

I have a skill;
that of a cat;
whether the gal;
is thin or fat;
with my sweet talk;
take her for A walk;
and make my kill;
get her on the MAT;
ha:)) ha:)) ha:)) ha:))
(laughs)

Im a flirt...repeat  MAIN 1 AND MAIN 2




stanza 2

I got a club (golf club) ;
thats size nine;
n when i drive;
the girl is mine;
hey on the course;
its so o much fun;
many a times have hole in one;
FOR EXAMPLE
um um um um ummmmmmmm;

Im a flirt...repeat  MAIN 1 AND MAIN 2

This is as good as it gets. Frank and Dean rip through a bunch of classics on Dean's TV show. One of the great moments of Sixties TV

Stanza 3
last

When I am caught;
I take a cab;
my rolling toungue;
has a gift of jab (oops gab);
when I'm on roll;
sponsors take tabs;
and CAUGHT RED HANDED;
There's always REHAAB;
o o o o awwwwwwwwwww

Im a flirt...repeat  MAIN 1 AND MAIN 2
i agree i have done well this time
this is what i beleive
what do u comment

genre/feel of sinatra /kelly
voice of mine
and bloody tiger woods possessing
and capturing my body

:))
pls puit in ur cfomments and suggestions
good night

ciao
venu