aaj mausam bada beiman hai holi pe

a big one on holi
i repeat
the poem is creativity
does not in any way reflect on my character :-p
genre naugtily romantic

1
mausam hai suhana
holi ka bahana
jis khoobsurat hasina
ko chahta tha pana
aaj uske ang ang ko
khoob rang hai lagana

2
apne diwane yaro ke sang
mastane hai mast
peeke thandai sang mein bhang
bajate hai dafli
dhol chang
na denge kisi ko bhi
daalne rang mein bhang

3
mere gulal mein
chandan ki khushboo
nahi rasayan
its organic too
oye
na chahiye licence
passport
ya visa Hb1 ya hb2
bedhadak aapke ma baba ke saamne
sakte hai tere galon ko choo

4
kya tum mujhe
apne ghar na bulaogi
kya mere dil ke penthouse mein na samaogi
aaj bhi tweet, gchat,skype
ya webcam pe hi shakal dikhaogi
merri jaaaan
Holi hai!!!
apne haatho se mithai khilaogi
ya sab ki sab
khud hi hajam kar jaogi

good night
hope u liked these offline poems
no one comments
does anyone read em

holi mastano ki toli

again on holi
written on 28/2/2010
sringar ras
holi hai yaaron

pairon mein roli
dikhne mein bholi
kyon kar khele mujhse
aankh micholi
are pados wali aunty bholi

layenge mastani toli
khayenge bhang ki goli
chehre pe male (uff) gulal
bhigaye teri choli
choonki
madam aaj hai holi


the poet doesnt agree with the thought behind the poem
the content has no real or other reference to anyone dead or alive
if found is unintentional
:-p

HAI KALKATTE KI GARMI

THIS ONE IS HINDI
GENRE COMMENT ON SEASON
AND WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD DO
SO CAN CALL CHAYAWAD
done for broadcast on 107.8 power fm
got ishrat salim on request fest
belted it
n got broadcasted
well if they like my poems
i like writing em

thanks power
all hits no bakwas :))

1
mausam hai garam
kahey ki sharam
khane ke hai tote
kanjoos bano
(madu aur kya karega :)) )
kapde pehno chote

2
khana khao falka
rang chuno tum halka
chikan ki saadi
aya hai march
bai se kehdo
khoob lagade starch

3
sleeveless spaghetti pe karo thrive
haatho mein dhage ka tasma(band)
aankhon pe ray ban ka chashma
par dhyaan se lagawey
sunblock SPF 35

4
khayen thandi kheer
sham ko chilled beer
shampoo karein
na ho jawe khushki
tahalney lago jab bhi
choosow barf ki chuski

wow want to shower now :))

mm dya like this ??

parody on "saas gaari dewe"

this one is on demand
done in 2 minutes
on demand of @Nil_Alisha
the morning rj's @ 107.8 power fm
palat jaani

a parody on the delhi 6 song
"SAAS GAARI DEWE"

GENRE MARWARI FOLK
imagine ila arun singing dis
with ai chori hai kook kook
or ganpat lala dangi :))
ey ey eyyyyyyyyy

LANGUAGE
AUR KAIN
MARWARI BOLO LIKHO NE HUNO
subject my current favourite TIGER WOODS :D
:)))))

Arey gaadi bhed dewey
jhatka bargad(banyan tree) jee lewe
wood ro kabad(cupboard) chey phull

sandeso bhej dewey
beene khilawe mewey(dry fruits)
gayo chey game ne bhool
hai chori
kook kook kook kook

erin chey abla nari
padi banna ke phace
roni soorat banawey
odhey motto so khes(cotton blanket)
wood ro kabad chey phull
ai hai hai ai hai hai

accenture ne maari
beeke moonda(face) pe gaind(ball)
sagli (all) choryaan
(girls he ones he flirted with)
kamaye
daallar interbu(interview) dey
wood ro kabad chai phull
ai hai hai
ai hai hai
ai hai hai
ai hai hai

saas gaari dewey
dewar ji samjha dewey
sasural genda phool
:)))

ek hockey doonga rakh ke

These are some of the poems written
@ the spot on jwalant topics of the day
the may be dated
some in Hindi
some in English
but all in good humour
all satires
:))))
MTV Enjoy

Ek hockey doonga rakh ke
mattoo ki atma katha
why India lost out in the world cup hockey
1
Oye Nikhattoo
nigode mattu
too aadmi hai
ya bajar battoo
(bajar battoo is earthen pot hung in front of house to drive away evil spirits)
kya samajhta hai ye hain anadi
doodh badam se banta hai khiladi
25000 mein sirf pee sakta hai woh sattoo
(sattoo a bihari energy drink)
2
Oye Antonio (FIH Chairman)
yeh Hockey India hai soniyo
yaha pongal mein dalia
sankranti pe til ke laddoo
lohdi me meethey hotey
rewdi bhare thele (hand cart)
(IN JANUARY)
tyoharo pe jakar
kyon tune khilaye karele
3
abey oye gill
too kia bol riya hai
tune kaun sa unko
sone ka tamga diya hai
toone khiladiyon se
raoi ke khansaame ka kaam liya hai

4

abey salon chup karo
ishwar allah yeshu waahe guru se daro
kya 187 laakh poore kar jaoge hajam
jiska sahara tha
uski haram ki dakar se
footenge tumre karam
kya in paiseon se chal rahe ho haram
5

desh ko ek ek pai ka hisab chahiye
tumhari wada khilafi ka jawab chahiye
tumhari in dhamkiyon pe sadke
ik haakey doonga rakkh ke

6

chal katle
patli gali se daud
paiso ka ghamand na dikha
ham apna vishwa cup kar lenge
gar is desh ka har nagrik dega sirf ek rupiya
kar lenge HPL
KYONKI RUPIYE HONGE 130 KAROD