surf excel hoga darling

romantic version of LSD

Tujhe muri khilaoonga;

football dikhaoonga;

metro mein ghumaoonga;

picture bhi dikhaoonga;

sirf ik baar jo tune miss call de diyaaaaaaa;

bhar pet popcorn hoga darling;

ice cream cone sang hoga darling ;

coke se interval ho charming ;

straw sang mein hoga;

naukar lagwaoonga;

ac chalwaoonga;

halwa khilwaoonga;

palko pe bithaoonga;

pehla paida hone wala beta jo diya;

bottle popcee hoga darling;

ek bada nursery hoga darling;

Ghar ko sajaoonga;

tujhko bulaoonga;

ilish pakaoonga;

haathon se khilaoonga;

mera proposal jo tune ok kar diyaa;

diamond ring hoga darling ;

kan-top matching hoga darling;

tujhe tram dikhaonga;

har shaam bulaoonga;

teri neend udaoonga;

powder cream dilaoonga;

kya majal meri joke makeover na kiya;

car mercedes hoga dahling;

om namo shivai (a new funky song)

do you want to just live in peace ;

want the fast lane or be @ ease

o o om namo shivai

are you dizzy dude in a trance ;

do you feel that you wanna dance;

o o m namo shivai

*********aaj mausam bahut garam bhaya bhaiyya*************

MAUSAM GARM TABIYATWA NARM

written @ guzarish of rj varun @ 107.8 Power FM
All Hits no Bakwas

on the topic of global warming

dedicated to a cause
apt & topical
http://www.earthhour.in/news-events/events.aspx

earthhour please shutoff all your power equipments
on saturday 27th march 2010 8.30 to 9.30
please inform @aimsrk that the ipl match be postponed during this period


1
Every night when the IT IS THE TIMES for NOW;
I have no clue why they give so bhav;
to ipcc, al gore ,
and r k pachauri;
why does arnab have to bore;
what is the carbon credit;
OF ONE BLUUDY KACHAURI;

2
Whe does Idea have to give those bands;
why dont they want papers in hands;
then how would i know of that toungue kiss;
which made milye cyrus moan and hiss;
how will i see how rituparna as a gypsy;
how will i see those hot babes tipsy;

3

how will i read about 50 reasons;
why bong men n women;
should not marry;
in any season;
how would i make kheer;
and read onir and mir;
ill switch off the bloody lights
just shaddup dont fight
ok but i have to ko to loo to pee;
and read malini and paulomi banerjee;

4
would the glaciers ever sarko;
should i read neel and arko;
should i see hot hot pictures;
of bruni and sarko;
how ever would i boast;
and be the page3 toast;
how could someplaceelselive work;
and the bartendersopen the cork;

5
how would i write my lil blogs;
how would socialites wear those solid clogs;
how would i be able to write;
that im a big flirt;
how would ther be drunken brawl fights
and how would communist oppose;
@ night drink wine and give a nice pose;

6
should we get back to farming;
should all be stopped for global warming;
ok dude just chill;
if u have time to kill;
make those grafittis and posters;
and lemme live with free will;
and now just tell me
are those grafitis n posters;
GLOOABL WARMING FREE??

A QUESTION TO THOSE P3 POSERS
WHO PICK THESE ROTTEN CAUSES
JUST TO HAVE A GLASS OF SCOTCH AND DOM PERIGNON N SHOW THEIR
MOTHER OF PEARLS AND SWAROSKI

venG
2010/03/21
21:30 hrs
took me thirty minutes
amen

SURF EXCEL HOGA DARLING A PARODY ON "LSD"

surf excel hoga darling

a sunday morning creation listening to kailash kher belt out

love sex aur dhoka

the creation has no similar person dead or alive

any resemblance mey be coincidental

2010/03/21

bartan dhulwaoonga;

jhaadoo lagwaaoonga;

pocha marwaoonga;

toone mujhko pyaar kiya to;

maine kya diyaa aa aa aa;

tv bravio hoga dahlings;

bajaj exel hoga :))

tujhse pyaaz katwaoonga;

har roz rulaoonga;

lahsun piswaoonga;

haldi ghiswaoonga;

toone mujhse prem kiya to mainey kya diyaaaaa;

oven toaster grill ka darling;

budget fix ab hoga dahlings;

surf excel hoga; :))))

cellphone dilawoonga;

ghar net lagwaoonga;

inox dikhawunga;

peejha khilwaoonga;

toone mujhse preet kari to maine kya diya aa aa aa;

LOVE SEX AUR DHOKA DAHLING

LOVE SEX AUR DHOKA

now lets get romantic..

kapde bhigwaoonga;

unko kutwaoonga;

tujhse dhulwaoonga;

toone mujhko pyar kiya to maine kya diya aa aa aa;

SURF EXCEL HOGA DAHLING

BATHROOM BHI CHOKHA DAHLING

DIWAR PE AC THOKA DAHLING

SURF EXCEL...

THE BRIGHT FUTURE

SPA BOOK KARWAOONGA;

KAYA KALP KARAOONGA;

KAPDE DILWAOONGA;

DURAZI SE SILWAOONGA;

PEHN KE RAMP PE WALK KIYA TO MAINU KYA MILA AA AA AA

CONTRACT ME HOGA KHOKHA DARLING

DURBAN KI BADLE GORKHA DAHLING

MAAL HAATH MEIN HOGA

MERE HOGA :))

TERE NAHIN...

AKHIR PERSONALITY MANAGEMENT PE PROMOTIONAL EXPENDITURE KISNE KIYA BOLO TO MASHIMA :)))

THE END

from now on my pen name and

PSUEDONYM

IS

venG

kkr u rule

TO..NIL-ALISHA
@107.8 POWER FM
powermornnigcrew@gmail.com

written in 3 minutes
GENRE RAP
FOR MIMS @ VENOM
GOODNIGHT

Have one not in compete clause :))
let some one do it
HEY DADA SAY YO !!!
Is there any mai ka lal.YO..
Who can play such a ball YA...
@greg srk davs call AAN..
Out in the para..
He s the dada..
He s cricket s goddah...
@Lords he bares his chest...
On the coat has indian crest..
To every capn he is bigaa threat..
Oh baybey..
Says kayvee..
Hes... so savvy...
.His fight is aar ya par..
His rides smood like limo-car...
He gonna try..
IPL cry..
Make yo ilish fry ....
Oh ya maan..
Yes he can...
They were the wooden spoon...
But then they will win it soon..
And past says so..
He will make young gals swoon ...ha ha ha ha
wrote it yesterday
called too
but did not belt it out..
Good Morning nil alisha...
Venu

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