Dirty Talk

Dirty Talk

 An attempt at Dual Meaning Word Play 

Use of English language

How to use words to give two meanings

HUMOUR

By

K. Venugopal Menon

Also known a VenuG

And

http://twitter.com/Venuspeak

@Venuspeak

Written extempore on twitter using hash tag #DirtyMorningAblutions

On

Monday, March 19, 2012

At

Kolkata/Calcutta , India (CCU)

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiling

READ THIS in a fast mode

Feel like having Pot.. 

Cm on Baybey , Let me take you all into my mouth

I have all bristles & hair between my teeth ...

Mmm you smell so Goood 

The mouths full of white foam..

Its so HARD ...

Oh! Now I have Froth & bubbled white gooey liquid all o'er my face now.. 
Awww I’m so Hawt..

Why does it take so many buttons to get NAKED!

Let Me TURN YOU ON NOW :D

Awwww I'm so Wet now..

Oh Baybey Mmm it feels so Goood..

Mmm Keeeeeep it coming Baybeh ...

I feel like I totally spent..

Awwww I wanna you Rub all over me Honey..

Oooo its so Biggg...

I want all of you ON me all at once..

I'm dripping..  

 

  

Now read the same lines

With explanation in the next line

BuaHaHaHa

Keep Laughing

The First line is as above

The Second being what action it indicates

Feel like having Pot..

I need to use the WC really !

Cm on Baybey , Let me take you all into my mouth 

I take the toothbrush into my mouth

Mmm you smell so Goood  

The toothpaste smells like peppermint

I have all bristles & hair between my teeth ...

When I brush my teeth with a nylon toothbrush !

The mouths full of white foam..

With Colgate Toothpaste of course :D

  

Its so HARD...

My 2 day old stubble you perverts J

 

Oh! Now I have Froth & bubbled white gooey liquid all o'er my face now..

Its actually The Old Spice Shaving Foam Damnit !

Awww I’m so Hawt..

It’s the month of March & in   Calcutta.. Summer has really begun :-)

   

Why does it take so many buttons to get NAKED!

Since I'm getting LATE I need to take off my clothes in a hurry you see J

Let Me TURN YOU ON NOW :D

The Shower Knob Bwahaha

Awwww I'm so Wet now..

As I’m now, Under the shower what else :p

Oh Baybey Mmm it feels so Goood..

The Cool Shower sprinkle

Mmm Keeeeeep the Golden Misty Rain coming Baybeh ...

The Shower drizzle

I feel like I totally spent..

Totally about Half an hour time in the Bath

Awwww I wanna you Rub all over me Honey..

Now I’m talking, To my Turkish Bath Towel

 

Oooo its so Biggg...

The Brut Musk Deodorant Canister

I want all of you ON me all at once..

I want now, to Quickly put on clothes :D

 

I'm dripping sssssssssssoooooooo much sweetheart..

Water dripping from hair after a bath

 

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