The latest song I wrote "I'm a Flirt" for Tiger Woods

I'm a Flirt (Original Creation) Inspired by Tiger Woods by VenuG with Sourav Banerjee
At IndyRocKol , Sujata Sadan, Kolkata
on 15th August 2010.
(Read HERE for Op-Ed on the Concert organised by me )

I'm a Flirt
a song
written and composed
by K.Venugopal Menon
25/02/2010
for 'OPEN MIC'
GENRE JAZZ
Picture me singing like Frank Sinatra/Gene Kelly
maybe picture 'NEW YORK NEW YOUR'
or 'LOVE AND MARRIAGE'

Main 1

I'm a flirt;
scooby dooby do; (Trumpet) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
right since birth;
tara rum pum; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
watch my girth; (Waist twisting) :))
boom boom boom boom; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Boys) 
My eyes on skirts;
ding ding ding ding; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of giggling kids)
O o I am a flirt;

Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
dooby dooby dooby;(Cello)
dooby dooby dooby; (Cello)
ra pa para pa ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of giggling Kids)

Main 2

Gets pay dirt;
scooby dooby do; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
takes off his shirt;
tara rum pum; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Sleaze and  Mirth; (keechad/Dirt)
boom boom boom boom; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Boys) 
Thers no dearth;
ding ding ding ding; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of giggling kids) 
O o I am a flirt

Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
dooby dooby dooby; (Cello)
dooby dooby dooby; (Cello)
ra pa para pa. ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of all) 

stanza one

I have a skill;
that of a cat;
whether the gal;
is thin or fat;
with my sweet talk;
take her for A walk;
and make my kill;
get her on the MAT;
ha:)) ha:)) ha:)) ha:))
(laughs)

Im a flirt...repeat  MAIN 1 AND MAIN 2

stanza 2

I got a club (golf club) ;
thats size nine;
n when i drive;
the girl is mine;
hey on the course;
its so o much fun;
many a times have hole in one;

FOR EXAMPLE
um um um um ummmmmmmm;
Im a flirt...repeat  MAIN 1 AND MAIN 2

This is as good as it gets. Frank and Dean rip through a bunch of classics on Dean's TV show. One of the great moments of Sixties TV

Stanza 3
last

When I am caught;
I take a cab;
my rolling toungue;
has a gift of jab (oops gab);
when I'm on roll;
sponsors take tabs;
and CAUGHT RED HANDED;
There's always REHAAB;
o o o o awwwwwwwwwww
Im a flirt...repeat  MAIN 1 AND MAIN 2
i agree i have done well this time
this is what i beleive
what do u comment

genre/feel of sinatra /kelly
voice of mine
and bloody tiger woods possessing
and capturing my body

:))
pls puit in ur cfomments and suggestions
good night

ciao
venu