kya mila mila hey hey mess(i)-kaka hey hey

THOSE WHO HAVE NO INKLING AS TO WHAT THIS IS ABOUT CHECK LINKS
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This one is dedicated
to
The 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa
Ghana, Vuvuzela & Jabulani
Indian words marked with * meanings given @ the bottom
started at 15:50 hrs
ended @
2010/06/27
PS EVERYTHING IS LINKED WITH A WEBPAGE :))

The power of one hey hey
school for everyone hey hey
vuvuzela hey hey *
Its time for Africa

* vuvuzela is an african horn hig decibel deafening

Kya-Mila Mila* hey hey
Mess(i) Kaka hey hey
all the players marked
No game in Africa

*kya mila(hindi) for what did you get

South Africa hey hey,
Italy Serbia hey hey
gone in 1st round
No ball in Africa

Vuvuzela hey hey
deafening eardrums hey hey
Youtube has button
More sound in Africa


Argentina hey hey
coach has threatened hey hey
if the lose now
Naked in Africa

Referee fudging hey hey
no to replays hey hey
jabulani * kick
light balls in Africa


Sepp blatter hey hey
toothless FIFA hey hey
just no control
managing Africa

Tech Mahindra hey hey
Fly emirates hey hey
Coke to sing with
Sponsros in Africa

Rooney Beckham hey hey
Ronal-do/dinho hey hey
Drogba Ash Cole
#fail in Africa

Enjoy the worldcup
with all the shortcomings
but FIFA
BETTER LEARN FROM IPL WORLDTEL CHANNEL 9
KERRY PACKER
NBA F1 AND USPGA
HOW TO MANAGE MEDIA
TELEVISION AND TECHNOLOGY

Parody
Palat jaani
Idea and concept
NIL-ALISHA ON POWER MORNING CREW

Imagination AND WORDS mine, my acts from my son’s/daughter’s point of view
LAUGHING @ MYSELF
Song “Papa jag jayega” from HOUSEFUL

Written in 2 minutes 


Hamara time hai babu;
Tab tum ho gaye bekaboo;
Jawani chadi hai tumke;
Lagate ho tum thumke;
Gar tumne ye aisa kiyaaaaaaaaaa;
Kalikha mal jayega;
Ijjat utar jayega;


Amma cook ko lagaye hain;
Baba rasoi mein aye hain;
Bhat mein masoorchand chadhaye hain;
Ab tumne gas band na kiyaaaaaaaaa;
Khana jal jayega;
Dabba reh jayega;

Apni umar to dekh lo;
Kuch to hamre bhi chod do;
Na tum picture mein jaoge;
Ab makeover bhi chod do;
Gar tumne bal colour kiyaaaaaaaaaa;
Yeh sir jal jayega;
Ganja badh jayega;

to be born again

TO BE BORN AGAIN
to sumana, kaushik varun, sourav
the guys who were born on the same day


No pain
no stain
just born again
its a day
1st of may
but really
what a way

we are happy
very gay
hope our smiles
always stay
and @ times
when there's a tear
@ the earliest
may they clear

we have dreams
can write reams
but lets share an ice-cream
no more shouts
no more screams
no more wait
lets share a brownie
topped with chocholate

All i pray
you sashay
in the life
without "mayday"
and just when
you are down
whether am there
or out of town
just u stall
gimme a call
with just few words
will take up swords
to fight the grey
and those who prey

with surety
i can say
never feel down
if u hold
another hand
u can do
u can stay
just mind this
in this world
two is better
than one
when u reach out it is fun

happy birthday

guys this is from brain to keyboard

enjoy the difference
its different
neither hot nor chilly
its sweet :p
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

whats happiness its state of mind, its something money cant find

whats happiness its state of mind, its something money cant find

this is a song
which is the
State of Mind
Which I'm gonna be
For the rest of my life

PS:AM WRITING EXTEMPORE
WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT

FROM MY BRAIN TO THE KEYBOARD
USING MY FINGERS AS A GO-BETWEEN

THE
UNADULTERATED ME AS I AM
THIS ONE IS STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART
A HAPPY SONG @LAST
:)))))))
#GENRE COUNTRY
NO OTHER GENRE PORTRAYS FATHER SON STUFF BETTER


Well it was a day in 2k8
eighteenth April summer time
was sifting all the things
that dad had left
all his assets of his lifetime

there i found a wad of notes
the color of which was green
they were notes of five
and it made me dive
something i had never seen

some letters and pics
some parting gifts
some cheque-book counterfoils
one ATM card
one book by the bard
letters just stained by cooking oil

I remembered his words
that he always said
son fools build all the house's
wise men live there
give there children care
and looks after his spouse

Then i went to his room
and opened a trunk filled with
Christie n mills and boons
my memories jogged
to the 60's times
when he used to feed me
with a spoon

in my lap lay remote
and his leather tote
and his old sanyo walkman
all the music tapes
whic i learnt by rote
and copied like
african ape

Son happiness is something
that cant be bought with
wads of notes
it passes from dad
to his younger kids
and on the lap
on the bike and the swings

kochi chale shashi chale raat bhar twitter chale

kochi chale shashi chale raat bhar twitter chale

a new parody on "mera mera mera tharoor"
based on the jiya jale
song from dil se
songwriter gulzar & girish puthencheri
sorry for the lift
but tharoor is a mallu and kochi is in kerala
SORRY


Kochi chale, shashi chale,
india mein ipl chale,
thoobai mein sunanda chale,
raat bhar tweeting chale,
janoon na janoon na janoon na
bjp ko kyon khaley ey ey;

bharkha arnab rajdeep o
suhasini bani mini o
kahe meri mari
aiyo

enda mone
enne onnu vittalo

times now o
ndtv o
cnn-ibn7 o

social equity chodke
maine kyon
sweat equity liye
kyon maine pange liye
randevouz fookat jiye
press ne naqab nange kiye
janoon na janoon na janoon na
sonia ji
aab kya karey ey ey

pranab singhvi anotony o
prasad javade rudy o
maine kya bigada o
kyon mere piche
kutta tumne doudaya


toi o
express o
telegraph o

tweeting karoon
pyaar karoon
ya ke phir sagai karoon
istifa deke mai kya karoon
in sab se main kyon daroon
janoon na janoon na janoon na
abhi mai
age kya karoon oo oon

penguin o
random o
united nations o
twitter o
facebook o
wordpress je o



tweeting chalee ee ee
raat bhar tweeting chale


2010/04/18 21:27 HRS

surf excel hoga darling

romantic version of LSD

Tujhe muri khilaoonga;

football dikhaoonga;

metro mein ghumaoonga;

picture bhi dikhaoonga;

sirf ik baar jo tune miss call de diyaaaaaaa;

bhar pet popcorn hoga darling;

ice cream cone sang hoga darling ;

coke se interval ho charming ;

straw sang mein hoga;

naukar lagwaoonga;

ac chalwaoonga;

halwa khilwaoonga;

palko pe bithaoonga;

pehla paida hone wala beta jo diya;

bottle popcee hoga darling;

ek bada nursery hoga darling;

Ghar ko sajaoonga;

tujhko bulaoonga;

ilish pakaoonga;

haathon se khilaoonga;

mera proposal jo tune ok kar diyaa;

diamond ring hoga darling ;

kan-top matching hoga darling;

tujhe tram dikhaonga;

har shaam bulaoonga;

teri neend udaoonga;

powder cream dilaoonga;

kya majal meri joke makeover na kiya;

car mercedes hoga dahling;

om namo shivai (a new funky song)

do you want to just live in peace ;

want the fast lane or be @ ease

o o om namo shivai

are you dizzy dude in a trance ;

do you feel that you wanna dance;

o o m namo shivai

*********aaj mausam bahut garam bhaya bhaiyya*************

MAUSAM GARM TABIYATWA NARM

written @ guzarish of rj varun @ 107.8 Power FM
All Hits no Bakwas

on the topic of global warming

dedicated to a cause
apt & topical
http://www.earthhour.in/news-events/events.aspx

earthhour please shutoff all your power equipments
on saturday 27th march 2010 8.30 to 9.30
please inform @aimsrk that the ipl match be postponed during this period


1
Every night when the IT IS THE TIMES for NOW;
I have no clue why they give so bhav;
to ipcc, al gore ,
and r k pachauri;
why does arnab have to bore;
what is the carbon credit;
OF ONE BLUUDY KACHAURI;

2
Whe does Idea have to give those bands;
why dont they want papers in hands;
then how would i know of that toungue kiss;
which made milye cyrus moan and hiss;
how will i see how rituparna as a gypsy;
how will i see those hot babes tipsy;

3

how will i read about 50 reasons;
why bong men n women;
should not marry;
in any season;
how would i make kheer;
and read onir and mir;
ill switch off the bloody lights
just shaddup dont fight
ok but i have to ko to loo to pee;
and read malini and paulomi banerjee;

4
would the glaciers ever sarko;
should i read neel and arko;
should i see hot hot pictures;
of bruni and sarko;
how ever would i boast;
and be the page3 toast;
how could someplaceelselive work;
and the bartendersopen the cork;

5
how would i write my lil blogs;
how would socialites wear those solid clogs;
how would i be able to write;
that im a big flirt;
how would ther be drunken brawl fights
and how would communist oppose;
@ night drink wine and give a nice pose;

6
should we get back to farming;
should all be stopped for global warming;
ok dude just chill;
if u have time to kill;
make those grafittis and posters;
and lemme live with free will;
and now just tell me
are those grafitis n posters;
GLOOABL WARMING FREE??

A QUESTION TO THOSE P3 POSERS
WHO PICK THESE ROTTEN CAUSES
JUST TO HAVE A GLASS OF SCOTCH AND DOM PERIGNON N SHOW THEIR
MOTHER OF PEARLS AND SWAROSKI

venG
2010/03/21
21:30 hrs
took me thirty minutes
amen

SURF EXCEL HOGA DARLING A PARODY ON "LSD"

surf excel hoga darling

a sunday morning creation listening to kailash kher belt out

love sex aur dhoka

the creation has no similar person dead or alive

any resemblance mey be coincidental

2010/03/21

bartan dhulwaoonga;

jhaadoo lagwaaoonga;

pocha marwaoonga;

toone mujhko pyaar kiya to;

maine kya diyaa aa aa aa;

tv bravio hoga dahlings;

bajaj exel hoga :))

tujhse pyaaz katwaoonga;

har roz rulaoonga;

lahsun piswaoonga;

haldi ghiswaoonga;

toone mujhse prem kiya to mainey kya diyaaaaa;

oven toaster grill ka darling;

budget fix ab hoga dahlings;

surf excel hoga; :))))

cellphone dilawoonga;

ghar net lagwaoonga;

inox dikhawunga;

peejha khilwaoonga;

toone mujhse preet kari to maine kya diya aa aa aa;

LOVE SEX AUR DHOKA DAHLING

LOVE SEX AUR DHOKA

now lets get romantic..

kapde bhigwaoonga;

unko kutwaoonga;

tujhse dhulwaoonga;

toone mujhko pyar kiya to maine kya diya aa aa aa;

SURF EXCEL HOGA DAHLING

BATHROOM BHI CHOKHA DAHLING

DIWAR PE AC THOKA DAHLING

SURF EXCEL...

THE BRIGHT FUTURE

SPA BOOK KARWAOONGA;

KAYA KALP KARAOONGA;

KAPDE DILWAOONGA;

DURAZI SE SILWAOONGA;

PEHN KE RAMP PE WALK KIYA TO MAINU KYA MILA AA AA AA

CONTRACT ME HOGA KHOKHA DARLING

DURBAN KI BADLE GORKHA DAHLING

MAAL HAATH MEIN HOGA

MERE HOGA :))

TERE NAHIN...

AKHIR PERSONALITY MANAGEMENT PE PROMOTIONAL EXPENDITURE KISNE KIYA BOLO TO MASHIMA :)))

THE END

from now on my pen name and

PSUEDONYM

IS

venG

kkr u rule

TO..NIL-ALISHA
@107.8 POWER FM
powermornnigcrew@gmail.com

written in 3 minutes
GENRE RAP
FOR MIMS @ VENOM
GOODNIGHT

Have one not in compete clause :))
let some one do it
HEY DADA SAY YO !!!
Is there any mai ka lal.YO..
Who can play such a ball YA...
@greg srk davs call AAN..
Out in the para..
He s the dada..
He s cricket s goddah...
@Lords he bares his chest...
On the coat has indian crest..
To every capn he is bigaa threat..
Oh baybey..
Says kayvee..
Hes... so savvy...
.His fight is aar ya par..
His rides smood like limo-car...
He gonna try..
IPL cry..
Make yo ilish fry ....
Oh ya maan..
Yes he can...
They were the wooden spoon...
But then they will win it soon..
And past says so..
He will make young gals swoon ...ha ha ha ha
wrote it yesterday
called too
but did not belt it out..
Good Morning nil alisha...
Venu

Yesterday at 9:05am

aaj mausam bada beiman hai holi pe

a big one on holi
i repeat
the poem is creativity
does not in any way reflect on my character :-p
genre naugtily romantic

1
mausam hai suhana
holi ka bahana
jis khoobsurat hasina
ko chahta tha pana
aaj uske ang ang ko
khoob rang hai lagana

2
apne diwane yaro ke sang
mastane hai mast
peeke thandai sang mein bhang
bajate hai dafli
dhol chang
na denge kisi ko bhi
daalne rang mein bhang

3
mere gulal mein
chandan ki khushboo
nahi rasayan
its organic too
oye
na chahiye licence
passport
ya visa Hb1 ya hb2
bedhadak aapke ma baba ke saamne
sakte hai tere galon ko choo

4
kya tum mujhe
apne ghar na bulaogi
kya mere dil ke penthouse mein na samaogi
aaj bhi tweet, gchat,skype
ya webcam pe hi shakal dikhaogi
merri jaaaan
Holi hai!!!
apne haatho se mithai khilaogi
ya sab ki sab
khud hi hajam kar jaogi

good night
hope u liked these offline poems
no one comments
does anyone read em

holi mastano ki toli

again on holi
written on 28/2/2010
sringar ras
holi hai yaaron

pairon mein roli
dikhne mein bholi
kyon kar khele mujhse
aankh micholi
are pados wali aunty bholi

layenge mastani toli
khayenge bhang ki goli
chehre pe male (uff) gulal
bhigaye teri choli
choonki
madam aaj hai holi


the poet doesnt agree with the thought behind the poem
the content has no real or other reference to anyone dead or alive
if found is unintentional
:-p

HAI KALKATTE KI GARMI

THIS ONE IS HINDI
GENRE COMMENT ON SEASON
AND WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD DO
SO CAN CALL CHAYAWAD
done for broadcast on 107.8 power fm
got ishrat salim on request fest
belted it
n got broadcasted
well if they like my poems
i like writing em

thanks power
all hits no bakwas :))

1
mausam hai garam
kahey ki sharam
khane ke hai tote
kanjoos bano
(madu aur kya karega :)) )
kapde pehno chote

2
khana khao falka
rang chuno tum halka
chikan ki saadi
aya hai march
bai se kehdo
khoob lagade starch

3
sleeveless spaghetti pe karo thrive
haatho mein dhage ka tasma(band)
aankhon pe ray ban ka chashma
par dhyaan se lagawey
sunblock SPF 35

4
khayen thandi kheer
sham ko chilled beer
shampoo karein
na ho jawe khushki
tahalney lago jab bhi
choosow barf ki chuski

wow want to shower now :))

mm dya like this ??

parody on "saas gaari dewe"

this one is on demand
done in 2 minutes
on demand of @Nil_Alisha
the morning rj's @ 107.8 power fm
palat jaani

a parody on the delhi 6 song
"SAAS GAARI DEWE"

GENRE MARWARI FOLK
imagine ila arun singing dis
with ai chori hai kook kook
or ganpat lala dangi :))
ey ey eyyyyyyyyy

LANGUAGE
AUR KAIN
MARWARI BOLO LIKHO NE HUNO
subject my current favourite TIGER WOODS :D
:)))))

Arey gaadi bhed dewey
jhatka bargad(banyan tree) jee lewe
wood ro kabad(cupboard) chey phull

sandeso bhej dewey
beene khilawe mewey(dry fruits)
gayo chey game ne bhool
hai chori
kook kook kook kook

erin chey abla nari
padi banna ke phace
roni soorat banawey
odhey motto so khes(cotton blanket)
wood ro kabad chey phull
ai hai hai ai hai hai

accenture ne maari
beeke moonda(face) pe gaind(ball)
sagli (all) choryaan
(girls he ones he flirted with)
kamaye
daallar interbu(interview) dey
wood ro kabad chai phull
ai hai hai
ai hai hai
ai hai hai
ai hai hai

saas gaari dewey
dewar ji samjha dewey
sasural genda phool
:)))

ek hockey doonga rakh ke

These are some of the poems written
@ the spot on jwalant topics of the day
the may be dated
some in Hindi
some in English
but all in good humour
all satires
:))))
MTV Enjoy

Ek hockey doonga rakh ke
mattoo ki atma katha
why India lost out in the world cup hockey
1
Oye Nikhattoo
nigode mattu
too aadmi hai
ya bajar battoo
(bajar battoo is earthen pot hung in front of house to drive away evil spirits)
kya samajhta hai ye hain anadi
doodh badam se banta hai khiladi
25000 mein sirf pee sakta hai woh sattoo
(sattoo a bihari energy drink)
2
Oye Antonio (FIH Chairman)
yeh Hockey India hai soniyo
yaha pongal mein dalia
sankranti pe til ke laddoo
lohdi me meethey hotey
rewdi bhare thele (hand cart)
(IN JANUARY)
tyoharo pe jakar
kyon tune khilaye karele
3
abey oye gill
too kia bol riya hai
tune kaun sa unko
sone ka tamga diya hai
toone khiladiyon se
raoi ke khansaame ka kaam liya hai

4

abey salon chup karo
ishwar allah yeshu waahe guru se daro
kya 187 laakh poore kar jaoge hajam
jiska sahara tha
uski haram ki dakar se
footenge tumre karam
kya in paiseon se chal rahe ho haram
5

desh ko ek ek pai ka hisab chahiye
tumhari wada khilafi ka jawab chahiye
tumhari in dhamkiyon pe sadke
ik haakey doonga rakkh ke

6

chal katle
patli gali se daud
paiso ka ghamand na dikha
ham apna vishwa cup kar lenge
gar is desh ka har nagrik dega sirf ek rupiya
kar lenge HPL
KYONKI RUPIYE HONGE 130 KAROD

The latest song I wrote "I'm a Flirt" for Tiger Woods

I'm a Flirt (Original Creation) Inspired by Tiger Woods by VenuG with Sourav Banerjee
At IndyRocKol , Sujata Sadan, Kolkata
on 15th August 2010.
(Read HERE for Op-Ed on the Concert organised by me )

I'm a Flirt
a song
written and composed
by K.Venugopal Menon
25/02/2010
for 'OPEN MIC'
GENRE JAZZ
Picture me singing like Frank Sinatra/Gene Kelly
maybe picture 'NEW YORK NEW YOUR'
or 'LOVE AND MARRIAGE'

Main 1

I'm a flirt;
scooby dooby do; (Trumpet) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
right since birth;
tara rum pum; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
watch my girth; (Waist twisting) :))
boom boom boom boom; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Boys) 
My eyes on skirts;
ding ding ding ding; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of giggling kids)
O o I am a flirt;

Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
dooby dooby dooby;(Cello)
dooby dooby dooby; (Cello)
ra pa para pa ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of giggling Kids)

Main 2

Gets pay dirt;
scooby dooby do; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
takes off his shirt;
tara rum pum; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Sleaze and  Mirth; (keechad/Dirt)
boom boom boom boom; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Boys) 
Thers no dearth;
ding ding ding ding; (Cello) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of giggling kids) 
O o I am a flirt

Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
Pa pa para para pa; ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of Girls)
dooby dooby dooby; (Cello)
dooby dooby dooby; (Cello)
ra pa para pa. ( Trumpet ) (to be Sung by Backing Chorus of all) 

stanza one

I have a skill;
that of a cat;
whether the gal;
is thin or fat;
with my sweet talk;
take her for A walk;
and make my kill;
get her on the MAT;
ha:)) ha:)) ha:)) ha:))
(laughs)

Im a flirt...repeat  MAIN 1 AND MAIN 2

stanza 2

I got a club (golf club) ;
thats size nine;
n when i drive;
the girl is mine;
hey on the course;
its so o much fun;
many a times have hole in one;

FOR EXAMPLE
um um um um ummmmmmmm;
Im a flirt...repeat  MAIN 1 AND MAIN 2

This is as good as it gets. Frank and Dean rip through a bunch of classics on Dean's TV show. One of the great moments of Sixties TV

Stanza 3
last

When I am caught;
I take a cab;
my rolling toungue;
has a gift of jab (oops gab);
when I'm on roll;
sponsors take tabs;
and CAUGHT RED HANDED;
There's always REHAAB;
o o o o awwwwwwwwwww
Im a flirt...repeat  MAIN 1 AND MAIN 2
i agree i have done well this time
this is what i beleive
what do u comment

genre/feel of sinatra /kelly
voice of mine
and bloody tiger woods possessing
and capturing my body

:))
pls puit in ur cfomments and suggestions
good night

ciao
venu

hey dude get lost

@ the request of arun kumbhat
a challenge to write on tv anchors
late by 3 minutes
:))

Just leave me
beleive me
my brain doesnt receive thee
dont accost
@ no cost
am thinking that you are frost(robert frost)

what made you
to anchor
does your dad own a petrol tanker
the channel will go bust
he'll be grilled nopw
by his banker

what made him select you
i feel his career's seen thru
his future is so tense
just hearing all your
nonsense

No metre
no voice
did he have little or no
choice
no scripting
just shifting
his lifes soon gonna be
driftin


poor judges
those fuchchas
poor people need the
crutches
you bore them
ur shouting
those stuipid lines
ur mouthng

hey watsup
show some mercy
if u want ur dough just shutup
or else man
this channel
will make prod house to pack up

19/02/2009

"and the thappad goes toooooooooooooo..."

ok this is a challenge im taking
requested by arun kumbhat on face book
start time 20:34 end time 20:37
19/2/2010
3 minutes


yeh tingu ye motu
yeh patlu yeh ghotu
na aati inko hindi
na angreji ki line
mera dil karta hai tv
off kare ko pine

yeh chillata hai
kyon gaata hai
bhai isko kya kuch ata hai?
nahi mila koi aur tumhe
kya yahi ek man ko bhata hai

nahi o bhaiya mujhe dekhna
mujhe nahi fir matha sekna
na khani sir dard ki goli
kisne sikhai isko boli

MINISTRY OF A LOUDMOUTH

MINISTRY OF A LOUDMOUTH
---------------------------------

AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A CHATTERBOX
THAT'S ME WHO ELSE :))
laughing @ my own expense
Sunday outpourings :))


GENRE RAP


Hey am a chatterbox
just when i start
my world just rocks
lemme just pull up socks
never made a thing
to put my lips under a lock

Im not talking of that lip lock kiss
there's no choice but
listen to my hiss
even if you want to
you just cant do
you cant miss my rant

hey ddid you see my stand-up
all my speeches
and when igup shup
one of those lectures
shouts screams n screeches
you can never tell me
to shaddup

get a dagger, poison or a pistol
if you ever wanna make a kill
on a chair a stair or a bar stool
when i talk
i will gobble u for meal

you tell me
i talk three much
just dont shed those tears
like a magarmach
coz never gonna listen
to ya
just dont ever hold a grudge

Yo!! maan
this is an appeal
you better suffer me
if you wanna deal
talking all time
is my sex appeal
if i stopped
thats my only one skill


hey sistah
hey brudder
you can nevah make me shudder
hey bahbey
hey mother
i started babling on your udder

dis mah memory
ever since remembah
my tounge just rolled
b4 it read the scripchas
when they say
dude keep quiet
i speedened my blah blah

so day n night
whenever in sight
i nevah evah pick a fight
you be sure
when you see me alight
you will see me
other than
talk with a slight

talk, sermon
lecture
n scat
always gonna see me
in a spat
if a girl
asked me out to date
i ll just
converse with her
as to motivate

so dude
pal
gal
or any buimbette
if she or he wants
wants to place a bet
that they can
make mah mouth shut
there bad lucks
gonna go for a phut


:)))))))))

2010/02/07
21:10 hrs

good night venu

ami pan indian ahey

hey beta udhav
on the tune of Hey!! Fatty bom bom
sweet sugar dumpling

:))))))))


Hey beta uddhav
hey raj bhau
hey bala tau
hey joshi sahu

just because i m a north indian
dont think im afraid of a ban
i will sell bhel
or a pan
i respect constitution

hey uncle mohan
speak louder go on
hey dada vinay
why do you say nay

just because theres a vote in north
too many cooks just spoil the broth
right thinks gon n the left says its on
whats this wretched confusion

hey buddy rane
gaye kaunse gane
kehna kyo na mane
mujhe de aaney

Hey copycat is CM CHAVHAN
ask them to speak marathi even if they caint
sallu saif aamir or even shahrukh khan
they're citizens of hindustan
why allow sena to break window pane's

Stop that sucker get a new coat(of paint)

the song to be sung @ some place else
@ The Park Hotel Kolkata
OPEN MIC
29/01/2010
21:30 HRS
Set to the tune of brick in the wall

STOP THAT SUCKER GET A NEW COAT

We downt need no candle marches;
We downt need those media cowrts;
Come on yongster toighten yowr belt;
you just need to cast the vowte;

Hey !! youngster just go out and vowte;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;

We downt need nthose blasted blowggers;
Want perfowrmance not just tweets;
Dont want panel full of windbags;
painted perled dolls sounding sweet;

Hey !! youngster just go out and vowte;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;

We dont want streets blocked by dharnas;
we dont stop work by 'Gheraos';
Just want un-intrupted power;
want some water in the shower;

Hey !! youngster just go out and vowte;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;


We downt need no candle marches;
We downt need those media cowrts;
Come on yongster toighten yowr belt;
you just need to cast the vowte;

Hey !! youngster just go out and vowte;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;
STOP that sucker get a new cowt;

swriling around in a thong(a song)

the song to be sung @ some place else
@ The Park Hotel Kolkata
OPEN MIC
29/01/2010
21:30 HRS
SET TO THE TUNE OF KILLING ME SOFTLY BY ROBERTA FLACK/PERRY COMO/FUGEES
And there .. / they/ had/ this daughter;
They /did'nt know/ what waaas wrong;
Because they/ just dint evvver;
heear her/ @ alllll;
and there.../ she was.../ this young kid;
with looks on face/ forlorrrne;

Dancing to beat /of those/ sooongs;
swirling around /in a thong..;
feet staaart/ tappping/ on the song;
her rhythm nevvver goes wrong;
getting her/ act start/ on the dong;
swirling around/ there in a tho oo oo oo oong

And when /her.. grades /just went down;
they wanted/ her to stooop;
but this gal/ had the visssion;
to make it to the tooooop;

I wished/ that/ they would lisssten;
but/they just/ blew their ho orn;

Pulling her out/ from her classes;
staring with/ eyes/ full of scoooorn;
every bit offf her/ dreams got torn;
getting her/ act start/ on the dong;
never to daaance /she had swoorn;
swirling around/ in a tho oo oo oo oong;

The teacher /wanted good graaades;
in all exaaams/ she wrote;
her dad said/ read rithmaaatic;
mom taught her by the rote;

Over..loading /her with books;
nevvver got /second loook;
degrees for wall /to adddorn;
never want her /to watch porn;
making the cob wittthout corn;
never giving her pop corn;
getting her/ act start/ on the dong;
swirling around/ in a tho oo oo oo oong;