My 12 Oaths how to cope with ET That is Economic Times not Extra Terrestrials

TREAT THIS AS HUMOR AND MATURELY NO PERSONAL ATTACKS HERE

Kolkata , Wednesday 11th May 2011

********* A NOTE OF GRATITUDE & MY HUMBLE CHARANSPARSH TO Mr Rakesh Jhunjhuwala @jhunjhunwala on Twitter and Fake Jhunjhunwala on HT Blog who is an inspiration to while I write Humor. So this is my Tribute to the Humble and Very Humorous individual. *******


It all started yesterday morning, after reading two news articles, on the front page of, The ET, now Economic Times. It is a very respected paper, and a necessity for us bankers, to read ET cover to cover. I have been doing that ever since I was 12 years old. I respect the paper, but have my own way of reading it, analyzing and using information selectively . If YOU READ ET without using brain at times it can me misleading, in our day to day decision making. I understand, the main revenue to run a newspaper comes from advertisements, Hence I don't detest or Hate ET.

So here are the 12 tweets all written instantly and ex-tempore, within one hour,

NOTE:** TIME STAMPS GIVEN AS A PROOF TO SHOW INSTANT ACTIVITY.

Bwahaha Bwahaha whole day I'd laugh .. Bwahaha

Oath 1 Thou Shalt read Economic Times, 1st thing in the morning to remain happy & laughing .
8:09 AM May 10th via Mobile Web

Oath 2 Thou Shalt keep Economic Times, Handy whenever you're in lousy mood .. Pick it up .. Read any headline & go back to where u were .
8:11 AM May 10th via Mobile Web

Oath 3 Though shalt treat Economic Times, equivalent to Comedy Central , David Letterman .. Jay Leno , Siddhu , Shekhar Suman .
8:13 AM May 10th via Mobile Web

Oath 4 Thou Shalt ask your sister, to take pictures of Bhavans College , Kelvani Mandal , SIES & Rizvi & see it whenever ET prints St Xavier's .
about 24 hours ago via Mobile Web

Oath 5 Though shalt keep pictures, of A priest, moulvi, jain muni & Sikh Granthi whenever Bori Bunder prints Padre Rabbi & Parsi well .
about 24 hours ago via Mobile Web

Oath 6 Thou Shalt Get your friends on Twitter, & #Fb to send you pictures of creative s @ Dhabholkar, Swami ,Mudra see it when ET prints O&M .
about 24 hours ago via Mobile Web


Oath 7 Though shalt Book-Mark, Business Standard, FT & Mint, n change flavour after reading ET .
about 24 hours ago via Mobile Web

Oath 8 Thou shalt always treat ET, as an Ad-Mag & not a newspaper .. Read Ads as news & vice versa .
about 24 hours ago via Mobile Web

Oath 9 Though Shalt Keep articles, on Jamnalal Bajaj , G D Birla , Anandilal Poddar , Dhirubhai Ambani , read them when ET Prints J J Tata .
about 24 hours ago via Mobile Web

Oath 10 On 1st Of every month buy Rasna, Ghadi , Dabur Lal Manjan, Mohun's Cornflakes, Frooty , & only buy Maruti Android Chinese HCL BSNL .
about 24 hours ago via Mobile Web

Oath 11 Though Shall read Rangnekar, Bharatan , R D Singh Follow Mittal Devi Shetty & buy Manforce.. Never Gates , Buffet, Clinton or buy Viagra .
about 24 hours ago via Mobile Web

Oath 12th Man Thou shalt copy paste 11 oaths & make into a Blog & print it & put it up bang opposite your bed Read it before ET :=) .
about 23 hours ago via Mobile Web

OK guys I'm done .. You can diss me troll me curse me fight argue For details read the Morning ET Nano & Apple ET ADS all over again Bwahaha
about 23 hours ago via Mobile Web

I K.Venugopal Menon S/o Late Shri K Balakrishna Menon, by touching, Gita, Sita & Mita solemnly confirm , that I have this 11th day of May , 2011 at Kolkata, complied by all the Oath No's 1 thru 12.

Especially 12 the piece is now Signed Sealed Delivered % framed & Hung , bang opposite my Bed.

VenuG

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