VenuG Presents: Media Positioning.. Politics v/s IPL v/s Media A Nostradamus POV :-)

The time is right
For United Breweries
To chuck Kingfisher,
And bring a new brand
Of Rum
Called
Xxx4PM
Then he could have
A 4PM Calender
With 52 weeks
52 Models are readily available
From the field of
Politics, Media & Cricket!!!
A sudden spurt of thoughts

On a status on "Media Ownership & its misuse" by Peri Maheshwar

CEO Careers360

On how editorial slant has

Adjusted with a view to 

Lok Sabha 2014 Elections in India.

 Please Note:This is fiction, purely a spoof,

A hypothetical view of mine,

Figment of my imagination.

Keep Laughing.

¥enjoy

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Cricket Shicket Ticket

Rabba Rabba

Hai mere rabba

Mainoon Chuck lai.

Maa da laadla Big Ad gaya.
Munda Kanda
Munda Kanda
Munda Kanda
O Rabbaaaa Mainoon Chuck Laid!

Kolkata, 24th November, 2013

Peri, you're the insider(Sunny Gavasker), 

I'm just an observer Like Ravi Shastri(CSDS Prannoy Roy) 

From where I see it,

I can see... 

Chaubey(Dhoni) Mayawati4PM has replaced

 Rajdeep(Ganguly) who's now the 12th Man 

due to just in case Eden Garden

Test Hobey Nna- Kejriwal4PM) 

Kanwal(Virat Hundu Kohli) NaMo4PM .

 Barkha(Shukla ) has no option but to stick to whoever BCCI(PMO) or Dalmiya(7, Race Course Road) . 

Shekhar (Tendulkar retired) Rohit(Who?) Is new Mumbai Indian, scores century gives credit to Shekhar(T) 

& hobnobs with Nita Bhabhi,(UPA in pocket),

Rahul4PM & To Jaitley(BJP) & NaMo4PM . 

Shoma (Mamata) Replaces Tejpal(Sibal) Mamata4PM

That leaves OurNoob(Joker in the pack, 

he's the Lalit Modi) Makes a Lot of Noise, 

against UPA BJP MMS NaMo AAP Shazia . 

He doesn't listen to anyone, 

doesn't let anyone talk, 

Nothing comes out of OurNoobs banter. 

Nor does he want it! Because, if everything is reformed, there wont be any
"The Question we are asking Tonight"
 left for OurNoob to ask no? 

Then NewsHour becomes Fuse hour!! 

          The only phone calls he takes is from 

Across the borders, 

from Islamabad, 

From Dubai 

&

From New YAark. 

From London 

From old foggies, with dentures, golf caps, 

Punjabi Yankee drawl,but he gets them insulted by panelists. :-) 

Conclusion: 

Whatever happens, the bets are placed, matches are spot fixed, the final call is in the finger tips of speed dials from Klifton Karachi, Or Dubai, of Soho .

       All we have to do is book the tickets of IPL(Lok Sabha India 2014)
Like we book Onions & Daalers & Potatoes, 

& Salt. 

    Go for the match(elections), 

or

Watch it from our hotel rooms at Pataya(Thigh Land)

 or

On Twitter, where,
We could rant, debate, diss, cuss, argue, troll,
make pun, spoof, satire, stand up act, #parkytweets
&
jokes. 

The winner is PRe decided(by opinion polls) 

Then argue post match result

Finally drink some scotch & wait for the next match.(election) 

Peri(Sunny) Isn't This l, what happens in Indian democracy & politics?

No one's bothered to reform it, no reform will happen, no ones gonna give a damn to the result. Who ever wins, we lose pur 1000 bucks. #JaiHind
We are sorry guys
We have to call of the political party tonight
Miltein Hain,
Ek 5 Sal ke Khit-Khat-Khat-Pat-Jhat-Pat-Chottu-Mottu-Pappu-Feku
Break ke Bad!!!
Tab Tak,
Karl Tak
Keep Laughing.
Hanste Raho....
Jaagte Raho...
¥enjoy

How did The CAG Mr Vinod Rai arrive at the loss of Ra 1.68 lakh crores for Coalgate & Ra 1.77 lakh crores for 2G ? A Mystery

THIS is my Facebook status at this very moment !!! in full reproduced here

words in BOLD added in this blog
Weekend Homework for Weakened Spirits
&
Weak Kneed Students
&
We Need Scientists
&
Wynad Arrack/Chaarayam (Kallu ) Drinkers
from
Gods Own Country Liquor

My Links on the subject

My Google search RESULT

CAG: Hole in exchequer LINK

CAG has overstepped its constitutional mandate LINK
Vinod Rai on wikipedia
CAG report on Coal Blocks DIAL on Thursday LINK
CAG Vinod Rai An Accountant who's calling government to account LINK
A watchdog does more harm to the government than the opposition LINK
Congress defends allotment of Coal Blocks, Slams CAG LINK
Can anyone challenge the CAG ? LINK
Where Donkeys Fly by Surjeet Bhalla ROFL Don't miss this will help the geeks design the calculator to Suit Mr Vinod Rai and his ilk LINK
CORRIGENDUM  : The figure indicated by CAG is Ra 1,86,000 crores & NOT Ra 1,68,000 crore as mentioned in my Facebook status 
Further the figures were revised from Ra 55,000 crores to Ra 10.7 lakh crores to Ra 1.86 lakh crores. 

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