Sen, Sex & Sensex
Of
What Bongs & Chandan Mitra Call
"Omerta Sen"
My Parody
Based on
Bollywood Song
Chandan Sa Badan
From the Film
Saraswati Chandra
Wrote this Yesterday on Twitter
Mukhda & Antara within 140 character limit. :p
Parody on Chandan sa badan ,
Chanchal Chitwan
Film: Saraswati Chandra
Written by Indivar
Composer Kalyanji Anandji
Sung by Mukesh Kumar Mathur & Lata Mangeshkar.
Watch the video before
To set the poem to tune.
:-)
Keep laughing.
Main
Chandan ka patan,
Sen ki gayi life ban,
Bhagwati ka jor se chillana,
Kahin khos na lewey jagwaalon
Omerta Ji ka ye, Bharat Ratna.
#perkytweets
Oops I forgot about the 1st stanza
Stanza 1
Flipkart se aayi taazi khabar
Vivad ka logon pe hai asar
Mastercard ya Visa ho Na ho
COD pe kitab ka bik jaana
#perkytweets
Chandan ka patan ....
Stanza 2
#perkytweets
Chalchitra dekhe Jo Kjo ki
J M Keynes samajh paye kya ji
Arnab jo bole Laissez Faire
Chanakya ka sharm se mar Jaana.
Chandan ka patan...
Stanza 3
#perkytweets
Swamy ingit kare biwi do
Mother Teresa yaad aawey Jagdish Ko
Akhbaar ke pannon pe aire gaire
NAa(k)ththoo ka article chap jaana!
:D
Chandan ka patan....
Stanza 4
#perkytweets
Kaushik Basu kya soch raha?
Freedman ka kitna Aansoo baha
Arthshastra ko kiski nijar lagi
DSE mein sannaata chana.
Chandan ka patan...
Hee hee huhu
Stanza 5
#perkytweets
Harvard emerging market ka
Rai dekh raha hai GDP
Nominal pe, real ya PPP
Seth to dekey ji NP
Kallu ki bahu ka
Kallu ki bahu ka
thak kar yoon
Pallu ko odh ke so jana
Chandan ka patan...
Stanza 6
#perkytweets
Koi Jo bole, ek taraf hole
Chup bilkul Voter baitha Hai
Kallu evm pe mooh khole
Ram-Rahim ki beta chuppi se
Pad jayega tumko marjana
Chandan ka patan...
Stanza 7
#perkytweets
Lukkon Lucchon Lukkon Bhukkon
Janatantra ki gandh ko tum chukko
Kahin bhool ke voter ko neta
Padh jaye tumko pachtana
Chandan ka patan...
Stanza 8
(From here Written on Facebook then tweeted)
#perkytweets
Bhagwati ka kehna
Hai jaani
Tata Nano humein Hai banani
Mundhra port banaye Adani
Chup kone mein baithe Advani
In sab ke baad aye hand pump
Seela Ben tabhi bharengi paani
Chandan ka patan ....
Stanza 9
#perkytweets
Kehna Hai economist Amartya ka
Bhooki pet soye Hai Durga Ba,
Mujhe vote Modi ko Na dena
Usey Aam Aadmi she kya Lena
Malnutrition se bhachche mar jaaye
tab tumhe yaad aaye Naani
Chandan ka patan...
Stanza 10
#perkytweets
Mitra bole sun lo Pitron
Vishwasghat Hai yeh mitron
Bharat Ratna diya thi Gustakhi
Hindu Rashtra she aisi jalsaazi
Ab nahin chalegi manmaani
Tumhe padhega usko Lautana
Chandan ka patan...
Stanza 11
Mera Indian Passport Hai bhole
Ab patli gali mein tu hole
Mera POV aur Vote Mera
Is baat me dakhal nahin tera
Chandan Mitra kyun Sorry bole
Sen, regret se hi kaam chalaana
Main
Chandan ka patan,
Sen ki gayi life ban,
Bhagwati ka jor se chillana,
Kahin khos na lewey jagwaalon
Omerta Ji ka ye, Bharat Ratna.
#perkytweets
Argumentative Indian Continues
Here are stubs on Amartya Bhagwati Debate & Chandan Mitra's reaction
This debate teaches you economics
Everything you wanted to know about Bhagwati v/s Sen Debate dated July 20
On the Live Mint & The Mint.
If you don't read The Mint
You are 70% inforrmed about what's happening in the Economic World
Mint Lounge on Saturday is as educative.
Great subject writers on it .
****** NOTE THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE HAS LINKS TO ALMOST ALL ARTICLES WRITTEN BY VERY LEARNED ECONOMISTS & COMMENTATORS ON THIS SUBJECT*****
Everything-you-itwanted-to-know-about-SenBhagwati-debate.html
This article by Niranjan Rajadhyaksha actually started the real debate , which helped the book.
Gandhi-vs-Modi-is-actually-Sen-vs-Bhagwati.html
The Economist review of Sen & Dreze Book, and reaction letter by Jagdish Bhagwati to editor, of The Economist, and Amartya Sen's almost angry reaction letter, saying Bhagwati is ill-informed to The Editor, The Economist. Inside this article "Sen-Bhagwati Battle, gets acerbic" by Asit Ranjan Mishra. On The Mint & Live mint.
SenBhagwati-debate-gets-acerbic.html
http://www.livemint.com/Opinion/bVicdBN0aIm73OnYu4Ct1L/Manmohan-Singh-govt-main-target-in-Sen-vs-Bhagwati-battle.html
http://www.livemint.com/Leisure/dYfK1J0BS3fDd92iF2OFuJ/Amartya-Sen-The-uncommon-reader.html
http://www.livemint.com/Politics/PZrMyyEnEfS7Gv78eAUwFP/Sen-vs-Bhagwati-Their-other-battle-has-a-clear-winner.html
Read this by Sandipan Deb
Especially if you are from Jadavpur University, Bhadralok, Bramho Samaj, Cambridge, Boston or California
Wow Wyaaao(1/2 Bong Saifoo type) Bheeshon Bhalo "Goshto Gopal" "Ghana da" stuff. High brow & culturally deefeekalt for someone without understanding of Brahmin v/s Bramho Presidency v/s Jadavpur & Aristocrat v/s Marxist stuff
Classic staaf thees Babu Moshai
"A letter to Amartya Sen " from Sandipan Deb
http://www.livemint.com/Opinion/jzZ7IgpYykSbY4YUMsTDMP/A-letter-for-Amartya-Sen.html
Kolkata
26-27-7-2013
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