Thursday, December 1, 2011

12 Days of Christmas in Kolkata IndyRocKol2kXI Love VenuG

VenuG is ready as a facilitator
to all Guitarists
in Kolkata
You are welcome to be a part
of a World Record
info at the following  links

Merry Christmas
For Brand Bengal
 Good Evening
IndyRocKol 2011

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle All The way
An attempt
Jingle Bells on Guitar 
The Biggest Congregation Of Guitarists
Very Much Possible
In Kolkata
 Lets do it From The 1st day of Christmas
 12th to 24th December Kolkata 2011 

Any band wants to perform exclusively please post the date and The Church you want to perform
Please note you have to do acoustic or bring your own Audio
Choirs and Jazz Ensembles are welcome
The Them has to be
A Christmas
B Christmas Carols
Here are the 4 examples I can recollect immidiately
1 12 days of Christmas   (Video links )
1  2  3
2 Jingle Bells    (Video links )
3 Mary's Boy child   (Video links )

4 Silent Night (Video links )
5 Abide with me   (Video links )
6 Any other good Carol of your Choice   (attach Video links in comments)
please share links
Thank You
Suggestions comments and help also volunteers welcome
I need at least 12 young people who can spare 4 hours a day
to tag as many guitarists & singers & bands
Outstation candidates are welcome to join
You can also do it in your cities
Let the final time be between 22:00 hrs & 24:00 hrs IST 
AT Arrival and departure terminals of airports & railway stations
St Paul's Cathedral
Peak Time for Record  be between 22:00 hrs & 24:00 hrs IST 
Saturday 24th December 2011
Suggestions welcome
Locations Planned in Kolkata
1 Howrah Station Rajdhani & Duranto for Mumbai, Delhi
Northeast & Jharkhand
preferably arrival Time
2 Sealdah Station Rajdhani & Darjeeling Express
3 Netaji Subhash International Airport Dum-Dum Mumbai  Delhi & Northeast & International
Arrival & Departure
Other s possible Churches
on the basis of Final Programme with permission form the Church

The Correct words
you can listen to the song at

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh yeah

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

Let The Music Begin
I Wish You a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

check this blog by
Lots of Jingle Bells Stuff here
will post Anudeep Reddy's Pictures 
Once he approves it
Thursday 1st December , 2011
Love & Regards
Keeeeeeeeeeeeep Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiling
Good Night

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Daddy's Song !!! A New Song Genre Calypso Reggae song Written & Composed by VenuG

Brand New Song 
Written & Composed
Genre : Reggae Calypso
Location West Indies / Kingston, Jamaica / Guyana / Trinidad & Tobago

Additional accompaniment Required Rum n Coke :-)

Name of Song : Baby Why say No to my Help

Theme behind the song

A Doting Dad is begging his daughter,
Hey !!! Sweetie Pie, 
E'en though I'm there,
You never come to me for any help :(((
I want to do things for you !!!
C'mon I'll be of some use to you Munchkins !
Reaction from Average Daughters are...
Daaaaaad .. Take a Chill Pill Ok !!!
I'm capable !!!
Stay Off      !!!
No PD A     !!!
Hee Hee :-)
This happens,
I'm a very cuddly Dad,
But my kids always as a principle
Throw a tantrum :((
With a Movie or Ice Cream or Chocolate
Anna ji?
Would Janlokpal take care of This ??? 


Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help


After All
I'm Your Daddy
Any Other
Hear me
Sweetie Pie :((
I'm gonna
Follow You
The Day 
I die !!!

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help


I Help
Abir, Ananya
Tenisha & Ranya
So say
It Can't be You ?
When you
Tick me off
A flick of Finger
I feel
Zombie in the Zoo !!!

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help


Just Lay Off
Knowledge Don't Show Off
You're not
Arnold Schwarzkopf
Ya better
Bugger off
Out of my way
Dear Daddy
You Stay Off

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help


I'm Not
A Teenier Weenie
Not Even Harlot Sweeney
Oh ! Daddy
Please Don't
Piss Me off
I'm really
Past My Teens
Its not Halloween
Don't Dress me
Better Push Off !!! 

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help


Oh !! Baby
Baba Kazooo
My Dumpling
Baby Boo
I'm always
For the good of You :(
Don't eat
All that Goo
You'll Simply 
Fa$$ll Sick
Yo Mamma
A Headache Too !!!

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help


Oh !!! Papa
Leave That Girl
Stop Being Chaperon
You're not
Buddy Holly
Nor Superman
You can't 
Do Everythin
Onthe face of Earth
Neither Knight


Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help


My Babies
Come to me

Why don't you
Let Him be
Onnuu chadd Do
O mere Lalloo Baaba
Mulayam Singha Praava
Assan Payen
Gidda Bhangra
Shava Shava

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help

Why Say
No ?
Why Say 
No ?
Why Say
To my Help

Here & so the fight continues ...

till the next episode of
Public display of Affection
Divya & Dhruv
I laaaaav you
choooooooooooo maaaach
Saturday, November 26th , 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Air Travel In India .. Have a Safe Flight Travel after all is the last mile effort Hawai Fire or a Trip To Hawaii

This Blog is my effort  to do some research 
To Clear up due to 2 altogether unrelated news events
1 An Article in The Economic Times ( I have to read it daily)
on aviation 


Dr Vijay Mallya's Media Buzz 

Dr Vijay Mallya's interviews to various Television media channels
on th Kingfisher's Bailout or Future Plans
& his reasons of present problems. 

I am no aviation expert, nor am a know all, I'm just a logical person who observes the world & a commentator, who uses his common sense & his 30 years of experience of entrepreneurship & business , more necessarily , on 

A Customer Service
B Ethics
C Profitability
D Promoters Public Conduct
E C.S.R. ( Corporate Social Responsibility)
F Inclusive Business Model ( You have to do some loss making business for some of your clients who otherwise give you revenue)
G Overcharging & Cheating
H Unethical & Misleading advertisement

       I am well known in my circles, for my blunt & forthright views, calling a spade a spade, and a fearless communicator. I do it at my personal growth ( Simply financial Yaar , you ant make Nay Mint money by ethical means ) Well my needs are limited & I'm smart enough to make my living out of cheap goods, which give me power user benefit. I while rating a product , goods or services, keep my eye on the basic need an example here is Health. Please check this Photo album of mine on Facebook, how i research, record and share with public at large, by clearing a lot of ambiguous fallacies, which are spread by unethical and misleading advertisements and PR This is my latest photo album on Facebook dated Wednesday , November 19, 2011.

I am not commenting much , nor passing a judgment, those who are interested, to make an analysis, comparison on business model, or need to do an ABC Analysis on which Airline to travel between Uk/US & India and within India. The links are some of the most extensive works of some very well-meaning individuals, who have made efforts & taken pains to study, photograph & record, then logically present the story in very lucid way. Love you guys

Note of Importance
Some of the comments & counter arguments on the links are equally important 
" 17. suzie - March 29, 2010

seems like u have a kingfisher beer everyday…. for 16 years JET AIRWAYS has been loyal to the country and the people of this country are proud of it except a few handfull like u."

" Reply simarprit - March 30, 2010

Doesn’t look like a genuine comment. It has an element of Jet's PR agency at work. "


My one word statement is Words of Dr Ambastha , our induction trainer at Staff Training College Delhi , 21st June 1985 " Use *DEBTTRAPS* to rate the Business, while you make a lend or refuse decision, Debt to Equity Ratio, Business plan, Trade Knowledge, Technical Knowledge, Ratios, Assets , Promoters Character & Security " . I wont make any comment, you please judge Air-India , Jet Airways , Kingfisher & Indigo on these traits, you can get an easy answer, what the government / banks must do. As I being a career banker, my commenting is unethical and improper, hence, I refuse to draw myself into any controversy or legal actions. 

                                    I simply present the links and facts before you, the readers of my Blogpost , and you are the Judge,  jury and the decision maker. 

I would like to appreciate & express gratitude & thank , the excellent work done by 4 Individuals here.

1 SR103 on An excellent comparison between Kingfisher and Jet Airways to & fro from US ( PLEASE NOTE Joined    11 years 1 month 16 days ago (September 30, 2000) )


An excellent question and discussion on London-Delhi Options 

3 Ashish0207  for his EXCELLENT BUSINESS LIKE  slide show comparison between Kingfisher & Jet Airways  On Market analysis & Business Model . Is he a Kingfisher employee ? No Idea !

4 Simarprit Singh  Hmm :-) Simar, seems to be a jolly good fellow , with a great sense of humour which comes from definitely his great upbringing, he also happense to be the founder of 2 websites  & a firm MapXl which runs   and above all RELEVANT FOR ME the plae where i upload my photgraphs :p
Have to tweet this to his wife @harmeen who owns an e-greeting card site & @shilps31 

Simar's Weblog post Jet Airways vs Kingfisher Airlines – A Quick Review January 12, 2008 happens to be the most updated weblogpost on the web on Jet v/s Kingfisher

No the Rest of The Links

Financial s of Air India ( You have to see its management has to listen to the ministry of aviation and also its Ce O's are From The IAS above all it has to ply on a lot of UN-viable routes to keep the last mile air connectivity , mainly for political necessities ( WHICH CANNOT BE NEGATED, being the national carrier we must not forget it has to serve the public and " Aam Janta " and be inclusive in its attitude, as it is owned by the government and is financed by public money. ( Compare Air India to the similar contemporary debate Democrat v/s Republican Health Bill/ expenditure between Obama Administration ( Mainly Hilary Clinton view ) and Rick Perry v./s Bobby Jindal-Romney-Cain Debate & The Social Security Debate in The UK . 

Personal Article by Reuters Breaking News columnist Jeff Glekin " Gloats about India's Icarus Vijay Mallya miss the point "

Latest News Search on on Kingfisher 

Comparison on Air India v/s Kingfisher plus links to various aviation company comparisons This is (likely PR cant say for sure date is not real fact based comparison ) because the no of daily flight and destinations connected are not given for Air India ) For Kingfisher it is  375 daily flights to 71 destinations .

Let me Google it & give you that 
And Destinations Come on my 15 year old son Dhruv could tell you this you can do the counting please, too many for me to count Destinations of Indian Prior to Merger  thank you 

merged Air India code 098 " The new passenger service system will aid Air India’s turnaround as joining Star Alliance will make Air India part of a network that operates around 19,500 flights every day from as many as 1071 airports in 171 countries "

Air India On wikipedia May I say More ?

important to be objective DONT MISS THIS 

Anaggie a Martial Arts & Zen exponent &  Kung Fu exponent on Jet v/s Kingfisher 

Finally a detailed one stop shop for Indian firms ALL OF THEM WITHOUT ANY EXCEPTION by " Domestic Airlines in India "

My personal view

A There is no comparison between Air India ( Domestic & International ) & Jet/Kingfisher The synergies / Ethos / Corporate objectives & management styles differ )

The Comparison must be done between

Air India International BA United Airlines Cathay Pacific Singapore Airlines & Lufthansa


Air India Domestic pawan hans Spice Jet Deccan Sahara Go Air

Kingfisher Jet Airways & Indigo must be compared

B The ATF rates are valid for all AI domestic Indigo & Jet

C Compare the management styles

The Goal of my this web-log post 

I have researched & collated from as many varied and independent sources including trusted websites like rediff/wikipedia/cleartrip & independent Bloggers on the subjetc matter of Debate.

    I have given you media persons the Masala ( Material / Ingredients )

                        I leave it for you to cook .. Let all the Media Chef's use these ingredients and I herbey set the National Debate on Aviation Policies to come in future .. Maviator Chef 

Let The Air Kitchen Begin 

              Please mind the windbags, Gas and Air Pockets .. Let ther be no Turbulence !!!

 Have a safe flight

Wednesday , 16th November 2011

Friday, November 11, 2011

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Friday, October 28, 2011

Mettalica Concert Called off due to chaos in Gurgaon So Bangluru Metal Heads Vokkaligas get together with #Beatless 4 Naga

Nothing else matters by Metallica with Lyrics


Beatless 4 Naga 

Written by VenuG

On Twitter,  on 28th October 2011 
using hashtag #Beatless

When #Beatless became top twitter trend world wide #TT

Tuned on the melody of
Famous song
Hey Hey I wanna be a Rockstar :-)

Keep Laughing  

*I'm Vokkaligga in a Band named Mettaligga*
*I have Bass guitar that is Gaga*
*Have no Bass drum Playa Nigga*
*called #Beatless 4 Naga*
*You gonna hear no words*
*just the chirps of birds*
*The Lead Guitarist is Fatty Surd*
 We are from Mawana Khurd*
* called #Beatless 4 Naga*
*We gaat a Manager*
*whose name is Tony*
*We do our shows sitting on a Pony*
*There's no melody just cacophony*
*called #Beatless 4 Naga*
*We give our fans Hash to Snog*
*They wag their butt like Dog*
*Once they howl bow wow*
*music is like shit of cow*
*called #Beatless 4 Naga*
*They keep fighting like thugs*
*And there is Kick Ass Slugfest*
*Dressed in Sindhi boxers*
*Plus Lux Cozy Vest*
*called #Beatless 4 Naga* 

@JoyDas 's Band called * #Beatless 4 Naga * 
VenuG wrote a song 
@srvasn gonna sing search  #Beatless on Twitter
Laugh :-) 
Tune I wanna be a Rockstar by Nickelback !

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

MTV Hero Roadies 9 Everything Or Nothing by VenuG Kolkata Audition ¥enjoy Blogathon


What does Roadie Mean to You ? 

This Blog post is Dedicated to 65% of Indian Population , who are under 35, The term used for them is " Youngistan " or " Gen-X " 
They are the future ,  it is They who shall strive, work hard , enterprise and excel , which will build the future India that is ' Bharat ' . It is they who will remake ' Bharat Varsha ' into a ' Sone Ki Chidiya ' which lays the Golden Eggs !!! So with Gratitude and Humble Respect 
I Thank ,  

The Sponsors, who are , 

Hero Moto Corp, 
and is powered by Idea. Associate Sponsors are Mountain dew, Lava mobiles, Spraymint, Ceat, Steelbird, Denver. 
Cafe partner is CCD , 
Radio Partners are Radio Mirchi in Pune, Kolkata, Delhi and Hyderabad 
Big FM in Chandigarh, 
Multiplex Partners are Inox in Pune and Kolkata 
PVR Cinemas in Delhi, Chandigarh and Hyderabad. 
for their massive support towards the Youth of this country , 
in helping them aspire for the Pinnacle of Glory .. 
Jai Hind !!! Jai Bharat !!! Jai Youngistan !!!


Well another question What does MTV mean to you ?
The Best way to keep in touch with MTV HERO Roadies 9 is via Facebook Fan Page , which you can join be clicking HERE
Well ask me a Music Nut-case, a guy who gives his 247365 for music, for who life is music & music is Life MTV is Music Television ! 

                     I had watched MTV on video tapes brought by Americans and Japanese long before MTV came to India via Singapore or was it Hong Kong ? In the late 80s early 90s then it wound up Remember ? 

                                         Do these names ring a bell !!! ? Nonie, Danny, Nadia, Angela, Sally, Mike, Kamal, Rahul, Donita, Jamie, Ganesh, Sonia and Shannen !!! ??? Well they were V J's I was in late 20s early 30s.  Music was my passion , my daughter was very small and we had time. Cable television had just arrived in Jaipur, and Me & My wife Shree were music Fanatics & we still are.. & not only me, There are millions of our generation . don't believe me ? 

                   There is another reason why I love MTV  the crazy ads and the way they designed MTv the Logo with animation. Rajesh Devraj a Jaipur Dude was one of the designer of early ads like the Dosai Ad or was it {V}  

You must be 
thinking !
 This man is 
I'm not THIS :-) 
Don't you want to do this to me?
 Is it ??? You Know what the specialty of MTV was apart from Music ?

    1. THIS  

We need to Understand that  anywhere in the world, the MTv Creative s would be the best in the industry !!! They created the most artistic Logos .


                  Around 8 years Back MTV In India started dropping M from MTv They brought about many shows in 2003 they started a show Called Hero Honda Roadies !!! And do you know who won It ? This young Man ( picture by k Venugopal Menon)

His Name is Rannvijay Singh Singha ! The 1st MTv Roadie auditioned from where La ? Guess ? He is from Delhi But but but ... 

He auditioned from Calcutta or Kolkata Poshchim Bongo !!!

                       In case you want to know details of past winners from Season 1 thru 8 its here  ,
and if in more detail then here .
  My Favorites of the 8 held till Date are @bani_j @RannvijaySingha Ashutosh ( he was a small town boy due to his Handicap !) thats y hes above Ayushman ( Ayushman is very pleasant and jovial & confident orator ! ) Aanchal Khurana ( for the devil may care confident Gaali-Galoch Dilli Gal approach  , C'mon guys it is Roadies not Swayamwar Ok The toughest one wins in dog eat dog situations )
                                 Why Bani Judge over Rannvijay (Cos She did not win !!!) ? Because she didn't win and because she is the real women, I must if I ever meet her Mom give her a big hug for bringing her up with ethical values, it is better to lose gracefully than to win cheating , in the end loser wins the game of life !!! 
Now I was asked by Gayathri of  Viacom had asked me for MTVCokeStudio Mini-cert at Tantra in the evening, and I was allowed to do this blog at my request by @blogadda Harish Krishnan asked me to Reach and my reliever wasn't available a Metro fracture Happened at Dum Dum,and I was Delayed by 2 Hours, in between Gayathri and Harish frantically called are you coming ? I was stuck in the traffic. I wasn't worried , as my Blog had another aspect of The Roadies , which i could do when I wanted , where as their was @Aagan86 A.K.A. Agnivo Niyogi a student from Kolkata who was there, so Blogadda had an awesome coverage, With Agnivo I was confident he'd do a great Job and he wrote

My only disappointment is I couldn't have THIS  I had told @bani_j that I'd be in touch with her but Alas Kolkata Metro & Traffic Jam I Missed Raghu, Rajiv , Bani & Rannvijay of Course Gayatri who I would meet in the Evening for Coke Studio at MTV mini-cert. But hey guys you needn't i get links to everything and anything for you :-) Here Check this Fundoo Stuff HERE , Raghu , Rannvijay , Rajiv , Bani and Prachi great Pictures @ the Kolkata Audition . 

Roadies, to me is Motorbikes , Indian Motorbikes, That too earlier Hero  Honda and now Hero. Means emotions, Drama , fun , adventure , travel , food , places , challenges, pressure , managing stress, leadership , keeping sanity under stressful conditions. In all a Roadie is in my Terms " A BORN LEADER " 

         MTV Hero Roadies ( Then MTV Hero Honda Roadies ) started in 2003 and this is the 9th Edition. People from Delhi , Chandigarh and Kolkata take great deal of interest in the show and trying to win it. 

Actual talk about the Roadies 
Kolkata Audition

  My treatment of the audition is purely of a Mentor, motivator and youth space specialist , I have a knack of identifying people who are confident and supporting them  and more so finding who are nervous and mentoring , supporting and motivating them , my video footage amply demonstrate that I enjoyed being as much as the contestants , Raghu , Rannvijay , Rajiv and Bani did, 
                                 Without boring You much I'd get down to Business .I reached at Swabhumi  Heritage Park ( Map) 2 hours late , by which time Bloggers had left , And I reached Swabhumi and was guided by this Young Man .. What a welcome !!!

 Mohit Arora Bike Modifier from Chandigarh who looked every Inch a MTV Roadie 9 :-) 

Now Mohit Arora is a Bike Modifier well built and looked every inch a Roadie !
On detailed questioning he told that he was from Chandigarh t& that in case he fails here ,m he will try again at Delhi and Chandigarh, so in a sense , he is a serious candidate , well mannered Punjabi Dude, well built , well mannered ( too much for Roadies , thats my view hes very respectful like a typical Jat Sikh boy) 
   Then I met Ajit Singh in front of Inox who guided me to the right place look at his Tattoo , I took care I captured every inch of it for you. He is a B.Tech from ICFAI .

As I entered the Scene ,  I was in front of a Huge Hall , full of young boys and Gals a Ferocious Photo of Raghu and Rajiv Wanted in America :-) They looked so ferocious that I kept refferring to Rajiv as Rahul Ram (Indian Ocean Singer) :p 

The Crowd looked a cross between Howrah Railway station and Bhawanipore College . There was fun and Cacophony , but Crowd was well dressed , and great looks , style and couture was on show  .

 My experience was by far the best I suppose among all the Bloggers. I AM SURE ABOUT IT :-)
     Here I was 51 , married with a 22 year old Daughter , ( and her college mate was one of the participant ! ) talking to Youngistan , and Talked Hell I did , Interviewed Kick-ass as well as Rannvijay or Bani ( though not as Raghu & Rajiv I cant match them ) And Imagine I have no photograph or video of Mine , I was so engrossed in the Contestants that I forgot to get myself pictured with Ferocious Raghu Poster :-)


                                       MTv Hero Roadies 9 Aspirants Majid & Rajandeep 
                       MTv Hero Roadies 9 Aspirants Stacy & Her Companion Thumbs up Stacy

                            MTv Hero Roadies 9 Aspirants Megha Bhattacharya All The best Gal

                              MTv Hero Roadies 9 Aspirants Unnamed Gal who was late,
                a Great Pravasi Mumbai Bangali Surjo Mitra , From the MTV Production Team.
                                                       It was lovely to talk to you dude :) 

                                               Imran the Rj handling Fun & Games , 
                                    while Rannvijay , Raghu , Rajiv & Bani grilled aspirants 

          MTv Hero Roadies 9 Aspirants Stacy &  Imran the Rj handling Fun & Games
A Hero & A Heroine Stacy was Magnifique , style personified :)

MTv Hero Roadies 9 Aspirants, Amit , Mohit & Ric

MTv Hero Roadies 9 Aspirants, Conrad & Nelson two Biking Freaks  

 O O O .. Mysterious Girl I wanna get Close to You !!!
Oh Yo Oh Yo
Something you said that you will do to me
But I will wait till it is my Turn
I'm not the kind of Boy who gives up just like That
Oh No Oh No
What Hair you Gat Sigh !!!
I'm not young anymore
Tum Late Kyon Ji Aai
Batao mere ko
But you did the right thing Girl
You concentrated on your Job
Oh Go , Get set Go
The Girl, though very late
My Ode to this Beautiful Young lady, with such unblemished skin & wonderful Bangla Long Hair
My version of Mysterious Girl by Peter Andre & Blondie's The Tide is High
JoccuTailed into a Parody :-) 
Almost at the end  
18:00 hours But thanks to Surjo Mitra :) 

  I Met more than 100 youngies , boys and girl , also some of the event management team,  15 of them are now my Facebook fraands ( just kidding) , 1 on twitter ! 
I interviewed many on video and Talked to Nancy and Nimisha  ( off the record ) who seemed to be very mature and confident individuals All of them were !!! The names of the guys and gals i talked to are

  • Mohit Arora From Chandigarh Ha ha hes a Motor bike modifier .. He has many !
  • Ajit Singh from Ranchi / Kolkata he doesn't have a bike.
  • Mitesh Ashar  ( @iMba my old buddy from Headstart 'Startup Saturday' , Kolkata, from Mumbai live tweeting @ the site ) 
  • Rajandeep Majid & Stacy from Kolkata Majid has a bike.
  •  Brian John Williams from Asansol / Kolkata Yamaha Bike
  • Divya Singh ,  21 , B.Com Graduate from Allahabad , Her Dad works for the Indian Army and she wants to Join The Indian Army !!! Why click on her name , and hear her own story, She was unsuccessful in Kolkata , I know she went to Delhi , I'm not worried about this dudette , She'd find her Glory , I am dead sure of that !!! She is now my Fb buddy :) and We both follow each other on twitter .  
  • Lawrence Gregory from Pune He has a Pulsar . ( In My opinion the Most Rocking and eligible ones from the ones I met and interviewed , He's a Merchant Navy specialist 22 , has done courses from Mumbai and Scotland & wants to see the world before he ventures into his Sailing Job, a very well toned body and WOW great TOPS on style fashion and attire. His Hair , His Jodhpurs , Boxers , Red Shoes , his attitude exuded TOTAL CONFIDENCE !!!
  • Megha Bhattacharya(17) does not have a bike , rides pillion But by far the most confident audition aspirant in my view, from Kolkata & Kuber . Kuber has a Pulsar 180
  • Surjo Mitra from the MTv Production Team
  • Loads of Registration Desk Guys
  • Awesome Security personal
  • A very terrifying Security Guy ( Guarding Rannvijay 's Security Oh ! he asked me so many questions before he let me snap Rannvijay my only celebrity pic :-)
  • So many people you can hear on the videos, so many times was I questioned , Who are you ? Why are you questioning ? Who asked you ? Are you from the Press/Media ? I totally agree with Agnivo that Police authorities must learn from these guys . They should be trained on Security. But I would like to inform, you readers and Agnivo, I was before joining my present Job Banking was a Customs & Central Excise Inspector , I have undergone Commando training . Under Delhi Police & ITBP .Those who take care of VVIP Security like SPG, NAC , ITBP , RAF commandos in Police army navy are much better. Check footage of Mumbai Blasts if you doubt me . Yes State Police needs improvement 
  • Naseem ( Bullet ) Atif ( Bajaj Pulsar 220 ) Rachpal ( Bajaj Boxer), all from Howrah and B.Com students. Neelam no Bike but knows how to ride , studies @ Bhawanipore College ,  Kolkata .
  • Girl Gang Oh how Many of Them Rekha , a Fashion Management Undergrad at NIFT, Kolkata , she happens to be my daughter Divya's college mate :-) very confident , Naaz a very Tall Young Lady from Kolkata , Nancy ( Wow Nancy is something different , an under-performer[ has more but only displays necessary very sophisticate, balanced , calm and mature for her age] works with an International Airline and my off the record conversation with her gave me  a picture of a very confident and Mature mind. Pallavi ( could not talk to her to know her) Shreya ( Aaaah this is my Shreya our Shreya Sen & she is an Fb buddy since 2010, She is in School ? Still manages a band , and well cool and smart operator with a tongue and expression of a 30 year old , I happen to know her , because , she manages the Kolkata Rap/ Metal Band Turnkey [ In my opinion due to Raz Best Rapper in Kolkata & Promit 's metal Growl are the best Upcoming Rap Metal Band in Kolkata (ONLY ON Music ) ] She is always civil and prim n prop ah with ME :-) ) Look I only talk positives as my name is +VenuG !!! Will Shreya Pass thru ??? Gurpreet a very confident BPO worker great Camouflage Commando Cap and an Awesome Shades .. style unlimited ! Aditi, Gunjan & Srijanya from Patna . A Bevy of confident , young & beautiful Gals , embarking on a journey towards future life, all so confident that I'm sure , with these Gals , the future sounds good !! In this video , i give my tip / advice ( which happens to be my forte/USP . I can inspire a dead  body to perform, I only pick up Raw kids, who generally says , ' Uncle, I'm just learning To !!! ' in 2 months S/he is on ' Venu or VenuG terms ' I can inspire/motivate the most shaky or low self-esteemed individual to Give her/his best , and rest is history. Because my #VenuQuote is " There are 50% chances of Success if you try , and suppose you dont it is ZERO% " So , Just Try maybe You Can.  
  • The Crowd , Imran the Rj handling Fun & Games , And bevy of boys & gals , they are my raw material , without who How can I say " LIFEBEGINS @ 50 "  
  • Amit , Mohit & Ric I've met Amit A chartered Accountant , before ( dude I dont hold grudge memories , make world a better place , our difference of opinion isn't worth the bad vibes , so be happy and keep smiling , opinions vary , but after all we are all Indians :( ) Mohit , a handsome entrepreneur , & Ric , a businessman.
  • Conrad & Nelson two Biking Freaks . Looks could tell me that !!! & the getup .   
  • The late comer in the Pict who was too nervous to talk may god bless her & also Surjo for being kind and considerate, she was trafficked in Kolkata Traffic combined with Metro Rail failure between Dum Dum & Girish Park.  
  • Last  but not the least  a sweet Nimisha Aggarwal she Came just to participate , Shes from Bhutan and studies in Kolkata , She and I had a pep talk and I liked her attitude towards life that what the hell , even If I know I am not eligible by not participating I wont be able to tell my grandkids , anything worth of my childhood so I do whatever comes my way, So that this is One Life !!! Live it King Size !!! Have a Ball of it and eat it like an ice cream cone, or a Black Forest .. a real yummy attitude. 
  •  I also had a nice lil chat with Nancy , Nancy had clear ideas of Life 
  •  If you ask me , I loved chatting with Lawrence , John , Divya , Megha , Kuber , Nancy and Nimisha , articulate people with clear headed ideas , No , You may ask why I do all this ? Look  boys and gals I have One life I'm 51 there is a term called " Self-Actualization " Vaanprastha Ashram as per Manu Smriti , After Grihastha & before Sanyas , Whatever skills That I learnt hard way , I pass it on to the next generation , But at the same time , get their ideas , to become a better individual & human being and I reverse age Innit ??? Though I'm 51 but I am 15 in my approach. Forever Young at heart and ideology . I can understand my kids better , by knowing you !!! I have made them totally independent , they never needed me after they were 12 ! AT teenage they were mature , and they were communicative .I am hiding a fact , which I wont share , but will jus tell , that due to this independence I gave them , I am alive today , else guys and gals I would have been as anothe old Foggy whom you call Uncle #Venuspeak  
    • Lessons learns by me via MTv Hero Roadies 9 audition at Kolkata
    1. Youngistan in India is very aware & enlightened about what is happening around them , Political , social , economical & cultural .
    2. The media by which majority learn the news via Facebook or Television !!!
    3.  95% of those who came had no fear whatsoever , were confident , the only problem in 50% being language, but since Hindi is also one of the language of the show, I don't feel , language is a barrier for MTv Roadies ! Only Biking knowledge ( or will to learn is a Must ) . A word of Caution since this version 9.0 is to be conducted extensively in America , In the US you cant drive without an International Driving License , anyone going to US must acquire an International driving license , so a message to Young Techies or whoever wants to shift to US of A for studies , higher studies or Work , Please acquire an International Driving License , before you apply for Visa ! 
    4. There were many who were under 17 , many without driving skills , in case you weren't selected for the next round, There are other formats which require , survival skills, human relations and culinary / dancing / singing / or for that matter any other soft skills / Talent , so don't lose heart !  As long as you live , there is always another chance ! Remember " Failures are a stepping stone to Success " Failure , dear dudes & dudettes , are like the landing of a staircase to Success , it gives you time to pause, get some breath , think how to climb rest of the stairs , so NEVER BE DISAPPOINTED , DISHEARTENED !!! Never lose heart , The Ce-o's of Major Corporations , Reliance , Birla , Apple Inc , Facebook , Dell are all school / college drop outs , they never lost hope and dreamt . Remember what Steve Jobs Said ! And i quote not one but 3 of the 1 “Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.” 2 “Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” 3 " It's really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people don't know what they want until you show it to them.”  BLOW YOUR TRUMPET , ONLY THEN PEOPLE( Read Raghu Ram :-) ) REALIZE YOU EXIST !!!
    5.  Under 18 & Not a Biker !!! Coming to a Roadies Audition ? Foolish/ Crazy ??? Needs SOME GUTS !!! Megha Bhattacharya I love you the most :-) you are my kind of a Gal .. Yeh ladki kuch karke dikhayegi #VenuSpeak ( this hash-tag is only used/tagged to a statement, by me on a point where I will die defending my THAT statement BUT NEVER BOW DOWN)
    6. 90% OF Youngistan is non-smoker , health conscious  , they gym , take care of looks , physique and are very ethical , and go-getters , they DO go to any length to achieve their goals, blood , sweat & tears , training, hard work & perseverance . Thank God for that, we had a honeymoon life , when life and competition was easy & options and resources were unlimited , today its tough so Thank you Youth for being what you are and believing in yourself . 
    7. There were many Bikers here many had motorbikes , many used parents bikes , there were 3  Brian John Williams, Kuber & Lawrence Gregory who biked for reasons other than Biking for commuting to College/work & One Bike Modifier Mohit Arora who was a biking freak & All have on record said, that they take calculated risks, without breaking laws of the land and also that whenever they do stunts , they do it in a field and not on road, which is very heartening to note. 
    8. This blog post can be used by Media & entertainment channels for identifying prospective reality show aspirants . Many would be willing , they are all serious hence a very good target market for , modeling agencies , film and television talent hunters and even employers , their courage , will power and drive if used positively can get recruiters Awesome Individuals   
    9.  WHEN YOU VIEW MY Video's please check my detailed comments, along with the video . 

    Thank You, Gayatri (Viacom) , Harish Krishnan(Blogadda) & Blogadda .. I'm deeply indebted and honored to do something I loved to do , It is indeed an Honor to do this Blog
    Shubh Ratri

    12th October 2011