Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai .. My spoof on Airtel TVC

Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai

My spoof on Airtel TVC

Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai

On the Tamasha on The Ramlila's Resort by People wanting to be on Tv

Kabhi Anna Daant Marey

Baba Jee Chalang Marey

Manish bhi Fatkar Marey

Kiran Lecture Quote Marey

On Air Sab Zaroori Hota Hai

Har Drama Zaroori Hota Hai

Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai

YOUNGISTAN do pose Marey

Prasoon Joshi Prose Marey

Patrakar ko Jhanda Marey

Bhand Mirasi Taan Marey

Lunch mein Halwai Puri Hota Hai

Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai

Mahesh Bhatt Dakar Marey

Shobha Palti Paala Pyarey

Kejriwal Phunkaar Marey

Arnab Aruna ka Sentence bhi poori Hota Hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai

Kajal sey nayan kajrarey
Fab-India ke kurtey nyare
Birkin Yves Saint Lauren
Gupp Shupp Tappey Laarey
Nakhra aisa Noorie Hota Hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai

Baajey Tooti Dhol Nagadey
Paao Gidda Bhangra Saarey
Biskit Baanto Mitthey Kharey
Mottey Hondey Pet Pichwaadey
Fast Food Petha Angoori Hota Hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai

India tv ttey interview karwa Raye
Mumbai Times Phottoo Chapwa Raye
Face Bhook lai ik status daarey
Twitter Twitpics Vaarey Nyare
12X pey thobda zoom Hota Hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai

Akki di gallan chaddo na rey
Sallu hoya purana Jaa rrey
Abhi da Idea honda gay rrey
Sexy Lagda Anna Hazare
In things noon phadna coolly honda hai
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai

New year standard Goa Kya rrey
I'm to Ibiza Macau Harare
Sweety noon Paris Bhijwarey
Gogi Paulo Alto Jaa Vey
Ais Naal
Sarkari Saand Noon Ghoos bhi Ditta Rrey
Janlokpal Zaroori Hota Hai

24th August 2011
Day 9 of Anna Hazare Fast
Dear Anna .. Please don't trouble God as life is God
May you live long
Jai Hind
Praying for your Dirgha Ayu

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Anna Hazare Kaun ? Humney 100 logon sey poocha Tv Dekhtey ho ? Nahi .. Boley to Agla Sawal Anna Kaun hai ? 86 Boley NAHI MALOOM

A ) yes true .. The funding by a vc of the missed call IAC number startup .. Anna Hazare movement is a Mumbai/Delhi centric movement has no relevance to 65% working in the farm sector
B ) David Coleman Headley , Clinton Double Speak ( Hillary ) And Tacit Financing of Despots & ISI LET JEM JKLF proves beyond doubt that .. Us undercover is operating !
C US is building pressure on Indian Government to open up financing sector '( Banks & Insurance ) Specifically Berkshire Hathaway of Warren Buffet , Mckinsey , KPMG , Merryl Lynch all who have been gamblers and are the @MAIN REASON FOR US & GREECE & UK meltdown ..
D) The movement is in the Hands of Call centre employees , tech grads , Upper crust of society of the 100 people Q 1 Do you watch TV ? Those who replied in Negative
Asked second question
Do you know Anna Hazare ?
They said NO ! BWAHAHA
That's the reality guys
Get real
A Check newspaper circulation
B) count number of television sets & cable / DTH those are THE ONLY ANNA SUPPORT .. We don't need Anna Hazare's but N R Narayana Murthy & Kalam ..
Because we need food education shelters
Not iPhone , McD
So we should'nt be crying for HAVES ... But for not haves VenuSpeak
Point for point
Whether its schools , colleges , other business .. Those in Government PSU are more honest than the Private ones
Blackberries assisted #LondonRiots
IIT IIM Government Colleges KV JNV have better results placement , Air India provides flights to godforsaken places & helps Stranded people during Libya , Cairo strife or Haj pilgrimage & Kuwait Unrest or Iraq war
Get real know your facts
Anna & Hitler & Musharraf same wine in different bottle
This is my view .. Respect my views I respect yours
ps: I am honest
I di not support corruption
I support action against Raja Kanimozhi Justice Sen & Dinakaran
But Lawyers & Doctors
The most corrupt professions in India
Talking about corruption is like Saddam , Musharraf & King of Saudi Arabia talking about democracy

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Why is so regressive , Is it Censoring , has it stopped Caring for Tweeps ? Why Force New Twitter on us before Beta Testing it ? VenuG

I am reminded of Censorship by China, Egypt , Iran , South Korea & @wikileaks

Dear @jack @biz @ev 

Please understand this .. You got more to lose .. Once cheap android phones come to India . Please note CAREFULLY & Please Comprehend it CLEARLY , that 65% of India is under 35 years of age . And THAT TOO 65% out of a total of 1.21bn as per the latest Census Figures of Census 2011. That amounts to a hell lot of people ... My Calculator tells me it is 786.5 million ..

If you restrict Twitter to Windows Phone iPads, iPhones then you lose not I #NewTwitter

Dear Jack Dorsey , Biz Stone & Evan Williams ( is he heard in the board room ? ) 
Read my other blog by Googling '' The Huddle VenuG ''

and learn What Team Work is .. 

Just look at The Indian Cricket Team .. 

Pre- Greg Chappell , Greg Chappell , Post Greg Chappell , World Cup 1983 , World Championship of Cricket in Australia Year 1985 , March , T20 Championship In South Africa & Cricket World Cup 2011 .. And The England tour of India .. Google up images & check the now famous Team Huddle .. Unless you work as a Team .. You #fail .. To #win get into a Huddle .. Guys .. Put your heads together ..

And realise .. What the Revolving door Management techniques is doing to the Firm .. Realise this from Exit of Steve Jobs from Apple , & re-entry , exit of Bill Gates from Microsoft , Exit of N R Narayana Murthy from Infosys .. The Keyman is important guys .. And unless he calls the shots .. You all fall like a pack of cards .. #VenuSpeak

A link which I found by googling up which indicate to me that the things at are not a fairy tale but hunky dory

Ok something about me .. 

      I never or rarely use a laptop or PC , Don't own an automobile .. The only gadget I use for blogging , Facebook ing , Tweeting , Taking pictures , Shooting Video's , Recording my own songs on audio , video , mailing , calling , sms'ing , & listening to music ( YA I DO THIS ALL & STILL WORK TO EARN MY LIVING ) on fm radio or youtube .. Read 25 newspapers , on my poor man's Nokia E63 bought along with a 3 year insurance & 3 year warranty at INR 9600 ( That is on today's currency exchange rate $1= Ra 45.05 equals $ 213.09 ) I DO not have $ 998.89 to buy an iPad or $221.97 for a new Android Samsung 3G phone or $554.93 for an HCL Laptop or $466.14 to buy an HCL Netbook .. I spend my money on my kids & family , not for myself .. So pray Tell me if you're advertising New Twitter Apps for iPhone , Android Phone , Blackberries , IPad , Windows Phone .. WHERE IN THE GOD'S NAME DO owners of LG & Nokia Go ? In India we are a Huge Majority .. Also are Micromax , Spice & G5 users .. Are you using your cartelisation .. Like one used by Microsoft , Intel , Adobe , Internet Explorer in Europe ? Did you realise where IN THE WORLDWINDOWS PHONE IS ? Did you realise what my tweets on Samsung Galaxy S II & LG Optimus SX Android Platform & Maruti Cars have done To iphone Ios4 AOL & The Car Manufacturers in India ..



I have been regularly tweeting to @Twitte about my using @opera browser , using @nokia E63 cell phone on carrier @Airtel_presence . Tagging them to the tweets ..
And I found you sleeping , totally unresponsive towards my trauma .. I Tweet from my raw brain directly onto my message screen .. Do not write them in a note & then paste them .. My every Tweet is my creativity .. WHICH is lost .. Every time logs me out when I click Send Tweet button !!! .. Luckily I was able to save them into notes

And I found you sleeping , totally unresponsive towards my trauma .. I Tweet from my raw brain directly onto my message screen .. Do not write them in a note & then paste them .. My every Tweet is my creativity .. WHICH is lost .. Every time logs me out when I click Send Tweet button !!! .. Luckily I was able to save them into notes

Now Please give me a reasonable LOGICAL explanation to me to my email address , as to why you need not SAY SORRY TO ME 50 of my extremely creative tweets went into oblivion by logging me out every time I sent those tweets , by pressing the send button.. AND ALSO PERSONALLY APOLOGISING for your deficiency of service & TO COMPOUND THE MATTER EQUALLY UNRESPONSIVE & CALLOUS APPROACH TO MY TWEETS. Social Media Experts will tell you what an unresponsive customer service on social Media can do to a .. Firm ..
THE MAIL BETTER BE FROM @Jack or @Biz the tech brains behind @Twitter .. Don't delegate it to a lowly clerk in the PR Department
That will be my Andy Warhol MOMENT . I am not looking for Suing / Damages or Silence Money but an honest apology Guys .

As you must have realized by now .. I am not after money but public good & improving products so that peoples life is not stressful .. Somethings of a product evangelist similar to an Ethical Hacker

Scores of articles are written on this subject on @mashable & @wsj I know its a free service But Sir's You made LAKHS  ( an Indian unit of money meaning tenth of a million )  
& the proof of the same is here on wikipedia link under the collapsed content '' Finances ''

Now for the tweets in question not updated on my timeline(TL)

Mode of posting
A) using @opera 10.1 mobile browser on via cellphone service provider @Airtel_presence from a Symbian @nokia E 63 QWERTY cellphone .

B) by sending an sms to a predefined number by 53000 applicable to India for those Tweeps using @Airtel_presence services

In both the cases the tweets weren't posted on my TL before I started writing this blog ..

Tweet 1

@Twitter Sucks big time ok I will blog & share #Twitter #fail Misuse by Commercial world by keeping Masses from Facts Tata Twitter #Fail

Tweet 2

Cause 'NaMo, Na No' by VenuG & Effect 'Ultra Low-Cost Car Loses Lustre' by ET #VenuSpeak #Win #Fb

Tweet 3

@Twitter Sucks big time ok I will blog & share #Twitter #fail Misuse by Commercial world by keeping Masses from Facts Tata Twitter #Fail

Tweet 4

@Sunnyag The Credit of Re-Packaging Branding Imaging my Product Goes to u & @TaiYouSun cc @jay_ambadi @UshyMohanDas @trsriniwas :-)


I have written this blog ex-tempore & after referring to just 2 links both of which are shared in this blog post as links !

I started writing this blog post

At 18:20 hours IST that is 12:50 hours GMT& finished it at 22:40 hours IST that is 17:10 hours GMT which is exactly 260 minutes of my precious time, writing it twice all over on my @nokia E 63 qwerty phone as it was lost when blogspot hung without me saving the post on the blog or in a note .

By this you might have realized the importance I give to Freedom of Speech & Free Right to speech .

Those 4 tweets were important pieces of information , which I felt was important to me , that the learned & wonderful friends who have me on their TL must have .. Since I failed in my repeated attempts to send those tweets .. I felt strongly enough .. To articulate my concern and helplessness in my efforts , which I'm sure would have been the case of many Tweeps on .. In Similar conditions as I ..

Here is to a glitch free & better

Here is to a world which respects Right to Free Speech & Freedom of Expression .. Which is the most important Fundamental Right in a Free Democratic World

I'm reminded of a quote which I want to end my blog post with
Which represents the articulation of Freedom of Speech & Expression

"I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" Voltaire 

François-Marie Arouet (21 November 1694 – 30 May 1778), better known by the pen name Voltaire, was a French Enlightenment writer, essayist and philosopher known for his defence of civil liberties, including freedom of religion and the right to a fair trial. He was an outspoken supporter of social reform.

Detailed links on '' Voltaire ''
1 pertaining to this quotation

2 About other beautiful freedom quotes by Voltaire

3 About Voltaire

Amen !!!
Good Morning Afternoon Evening & Night Wherever you are
A.K.A. @ShonaGandi on Twitter 

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The FuseHour: Ladies and Gentulman di laalten With Earn Ab Go Swamy


                                    Good Evening l;ladies and Gentulmun , This is your Host Earn Ab Go Swami, with your favorite Prod Rants " The Fuse Hour " 

                       Today we start our Prod Rant with a Tweet which created history and prodded the Government to take Action finally .. It feels great That the Indian masses have risen & The Fuse Hour is also a part of this awakening so without wasting time here it is

   "  @ShonaGandi kvenugopalmenon
Afzal's and Kasab's should join #twitter .. they will be instantly hung #perkytweets #rerun
49 seconds ago Favorite Reply Delete  " 

                              This tweet was actually about the new twitter hanging but it woke up the Government to wake up from its slumber and President Pratibha Devisinh Patil refuse the Mercy petition for clemency from Afzal Guru . The Fuse Hour is proud to be also associated with this issue where we asked 20 questions to the Government , which it never Answered . But it replied affirmatively to the tweet in question. above was a rerun of a tweet which was posted 7 hours ago
from 20:26 IST which went like this . Here we will Talk to Chettan Barkat &   Cool Pan Aag.

  So here comes the 1st debate on The Fuse Hour tonight .. 

Earn Ab :I asked Chettan Barkat , what do you say Chettan?

Chettan : What is this Sham, I tweeted for so long but She didn't care for a Parontha , and she showed mercy on a ' wannabe ' twitterer ? Aal iznt bell .. the bell dint ring, you see this is not like inserting a coke coin and getting a mercy petition, now whats her reason ? excuse me for the clemency ? I mean does she know a difference between a mercy and clemency ? She only knows difference between a Parontha and a Chappati, she only knows that. Look this @ShonaGandi , how dirty Boss AG? When he was @kvenugopalmenon I blocked him !!! Come on who is he , just that he has a name so similar to someone very important ? Well I believe that a man should be allowed to do what he wants. I'm sure This is not how he, I mean Afzal Guru Sahab asked for Barkat from Khuda !!! WT F (beep on TV)  , RBI & Government stopping Char Anna when I tweeted about it had a purpose, I mean it reduces population , I mean of the empty Coke bottles and CFC gases !!! (Burps) Ernie Gosh ! d ya have Di gene ? I have a Lotta Gas Maan . Thanks mate I got an idea for a new novel. How to get a mercy petition hang instead of The Man !!! 
 OK Thanks Chettan , Khuda may give you Barkat. Thanks for being on the show, please take some loose change in char aana's from the cashier.
OK Cool ? Are you on fire

Cool Pan Aag: You Maader (Beep beep lots of beeps as they cut the show show a Coke Ad) 
                          What does this loser keep looking at my cleavage? Does nit think this is a Besharmi Morcha ? Ear Nobe I'm still to get an answer to wheter Turning Thirty is Turned thirty or being 29 from @SachinKalbag :) Oh at least I'm happy a woman took the decision and also That a scumbag will be rid of his burden, or else he'd be raping some girl , or marrying someone , and then asking poor soul to wear a hijab and go to Spain or France and take it off & compel her to bear him a son, who'd bomb someone else. 

Earn Ab: OK Thanks Cool was Cool as ice Pan Hot looks at her pendant as Fire. To cool the Fire take some Coke Cans & some unused tap wires , you can usee it to tie your new found love, Oh i meant the bikes not what YOU Thought.. Very Naughty of you ( smiles for once)

OK That tweet above was a rerun of the  tweet posted above  
" @ShonaGandi kvenugopalmenon
Dear Kasab's & Afzal Guru's Join @Twitter you'd hang instantly
7 hours ago Favorite Reply Delete " 

                    Wokaay   This is the 2nd debate of Tonight 

  The other Important news tonight 

                             The British Prime Minister Day Weed Kay Marooned who cut short his holiday, sponsored by the Italian Government, for buying Italian Debt (which is reported by our Special Correspondent Navi ka Khumaar ) visited Totenham , famous for its football club Totenham Hotspurs and said he was much concerned of the situation and will not let anyone escape anyone who compelled him to cut short his future holiday with Steve Archibald    Former Owner/Manager of Airdrieonians; Spanish property businessman and player's agent; co-commentator on Barça Radio and also , coincidentally a former Spurs player  Here we at The Fuse Hour will also like to inform our viewers that ECB was also to invest in Spanish Bonds ( as reported by Navi Ka Khumaar ) . On this Discussion we have 

Show Bhadke & Crane Tedhi .  
The London Mayor Bored as Tansen.     &   Delhi See them She La Fix-it. 
British Home Secretary Tere Sa Main Indian For Hens Minister Shri I am Crease Na
The British Prime Minister Shri  Day Weed Kay Marooned &  Mr Bullshit Yedu Arayappa.

EAGS: Lets Start with Ms Show Bhadke , Ma'am what is your Opinion  here tonight

SB: Now Earn what should I earn for ? 
The pearls and the mascara, where would I get it ? 
The losers are the same everywhere, whether it is the Home Minister Sleep Raj Pattal or Tere Sa Main !!!
 Where Aur & Ab will I go to Holiday No ? No London No ? I want my London back, whether it is the Cops who cant handle my garage sale cosmetic shop, or the Mayor Who was Holidaying , Or this Bitch, (BEEP) who was non her beach house , or The Loser who lent for the junk bonds and used the cut to enjoy a Spanish hot bath. They are all the same everywhere you see. My Maid tells me even they dint show the face of the crooks, at least Bahar Kaa showed close ups of the CCTV footage and the window curtains. How Down-market The Brits have become. No wonder Bill married a commoner. Chee
EAGS: Thanks for coming Show it was a bhadka appearance, do take some leftover wine we recieved from the Taj on 26/11. 

EAGS: OK Now Crane what about you !!!

Crane : Cranes her neck and pounces from the chair and starts her AK 47 banter, Look Errnabb Our Haryanvi Jaat Police Hawaldaar with a lathi has done better in Delhi today than what their PC's who couldn't drive away the " smiles sheepishly " Goons :) . The PC's are the same Errnabb everywhere, India our PC & his Goons and The British PC Goons good for nothing. One keeps minding his Veshti and Mundu and the Mundu's of Scotland Yard & the TMP PC's fat minding where their next Guiness would come, pot bellied, sleepy from the last night's football match. Our Hawaldaar' s in Dilli Pulis need to be given a Quarter & (smiles sheepishly) Another quarter of a different kind, then they don't need anything but a lathi and a rifle butt. The can break anyones arse(beep) or dislocate the neck and send them into an ICU . They can make our god men fly like our Gods. All this because I trained them when I was in the Jharoda Kalan Police Academy. The ruffians in London would be brought to Tihar Jail, and they will start doing opposite like Roz Madi & Razaa did in India. This is all because of my Jail reforms in the Tihar. They should be made to do Yoga and S N Goenka's   Vipassana & taught to make papad's .. (shifts sideways to pass wind)
And biscuits  which can be sold to Britain to be had with Indian Tea. Mr Key Maaroon send them to Tihar, thats the remedy I say.

EAGS: That was an Copper of an appearance, do carry some Peepsi Papad and Bhujiya and some Khari & Nan Khatti brought in by our business guest last night.

EAGS: Mr Bored, hope you are comfortable in your seat ?

BAT: What the Hell awr ya saaying Old Boy, well I was in Norfolk in the marshy lands fishing, and these thugs hoodlums and goons spoiled my holiday I say. I was sipping me Guinness and waiting for the shrimps. Hell shy-locks , I wagered kn a horse and woon the bet and paid for my holiday. Now when do I get my next Holiday 

                                                                 Incomplete to be completed tomorrow
                                                                *********** *********************
                     In other news  The Opposition turns heat on PC and in the debate about what parliament should do we have Aana Hazaar & When She Hung ( who slapped the foam pie thrower in the British Parliament) 

Aana                                       Theme inko hum raaj nahi karney dengey 
PC                                           We have to run the government not the IAC you see

                 Finally should Dhoya and his men come  Back so that the Cliff Ton Bookies lose TheBet  Whats Him Nectars placed on Succint Ton Bhulkar's Ton of ton's and Maikalala Vo Haans  Bet of 4 love whitewash. So That UV does not get a new love in London . Discussing here are Hiya Bore Tham (who always made some excuse to come to India/ Pakistan (unfit for his mother in law)& Bheeshan Bhedi ( Who wumps the selectors and BCCI into Thames ) Raav Ri Sharp Tree ( the Bheek Si Seekh Pai representatvie )  & And Threw Symian ( A.K.A. Bandar Never taken to a tour to India ) 
Bore Tham Well you have free entertainment on the beebs and you wont need to play the national sport of India you see feller. No Wags required cheaper no. No mother in laws required

Bheeshan : Oh this Bheek si Seekh Pai has counted their rupiya aana and pai & not the safety of The players. I wont send Angad or his Mom to Birmingham. Let us throw the tour into Thames.
 and along with it the wimps mof BCCI. 

Ravi: As I see iit from here I see the discussion leading to another Income Tax raid  , and Earnu lets share the gossip over some Signature. What will I be paid by whom to say what. Tell me first.

Symian : Applies Jhandu Balm and speaks like a punjabbi eating alu bhajji and singing OO la La la oo leyo ( sits on Arnab's lap) do we have Scotch around
Maite ? Aye mate I havent been paid, no chicks around on the panel & I aint a Gay and where is the booze you bonzer ?

We would have liked to continue this but my guests please come back again some other day to hear me go on and on and on asking 20 questions , don't worry I will give the answer myself. Viewers, Let me Earn Ab Go Swamy and say Good Night and great Nightmares. I'll see you in them then. 


High time people will notice the ill-effects of bought privacy! .. Ban Blackberry looking at What happened in London Riots

#LondonRio​ts are a clear & present Danger for Security Agencies. #RIM & #Blackberr​y 's Highly encrypted messaging is a threat to Mankind ( My Tweet on 9th August 2011)
And Thus spake as a reaction , 18 year old @kkrfankaunteya A.K.A. Kaunteya Ghosh a great blogger & a brilliant intelligent & lucid story teller in a telling remark ..

High time people will notice the ill-effects of bought privacy!

If an 18 year old can speak with such clarity then why is the Ministry of Home Affairs rescheduling & giving it more time .. It is strange that in a vibrant Democracy that India is , Suresh Kalmadi , Kanimozhi & Raja are Jailed and a threat to the Nation , Huewaei on Cell phone service provider & RIM on Blackberry , Posco foreigners being accommodated ?

Ban Blackberry I demand looking at the LondonRiots !!! Else some such incidents will happen in India

Here is how I reacted to Kaunteya .. Who is one of my numerous young , talented & bright young .. proteges :)

Ah dear boy .. How's ya my Boy .. Hmm how's studies going on ? Everythings fine ? Research in Motion have been warned for finding roundabout way , so that security agencies could intercept , mails, messages & bb chat via .. Blackberry
They were given time upto December 2010 , but extended upto july .. Govt is yet to take a decision .. Looking @ a million blackberry users , mainly on business front .. They'd go paranoid .. To them a day without blackberry is Failure

But country of 1.3bn is more important than a million blackberry users

Blackberry's encryption de-cryptor wasn't created & the creator of Encryption process doesn't work with RIM .. What an excuse !

Had an Indian firm be at the wrong end of Law .. The Media would bay for the Government blood ..

In India any Mistake by a Multinational Firm like Union Carbide , Penguin , Boeing , Singapore Airline .. Strange ways of the Indian Media

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The Huddle VenuG

The Road from here is with collective focussed good governance with Rants , Rumblings & Rabble Rousing Agitations .

Learn to Cut Your Coats according to your cloth , Live Frugally .. & Puhleeze .. If you don't let the Government you elected to govern you & take policy decisions .. you are behaving Like Kalidas .. Cutting your own branches .. Please Don't murder your own future & future of India , that is Bharat .. A Socialist , Secular Democratic Republic .. As per The Constitution of India .. As envisaged by Dr B R Ambedkar & the Constituent Assembly on 26th November 1949 , which we adopted , enacted & Gave unto ourselves for implementation from January the 26th 1950 . Let us write Abhigyan Shakuntalam instead .. & Make a Vasudeva Kutumbakam .
Written in flow ex - tempore , without referring to Wikipedia , Google or Any text book .

Pardon me for bad punctuation .. & formatting .. Written on a Nokia E 63 on the run .. Within my tight work schedules .. I'm Saree if I'm Sarong

The Huddle VenuG

Dear Trader ,

As you sit so tense , afraid . Saying your prayers , as you start your NSE-Terminals or Your BSEINDIA.COM , Offices , worrying about the fate of your investors , the stocks YOU specialised in , the jobbers , your day trading regular clients & above all YOUR JOB & YOUR ENTERPRISE .

What will happen ? Where will the Sensex go .. This may mean many different things to different people .

Why this blog & why this urgency .. Look I'm a man .. Who can own a 4 wheeler .. But do not even own a bicycle( Oh Son has 1 ) .. Not that I can't but I did not want to .. To give my kids a hard life ... So that they could act calm in London & Brevik situations .. With chin up in the Air ..

My investment in stocks is ZERO .. Oh not really .. I have 200 HDFC Bank .. 5000 Syndicatebank .. 100 Maruti Suzuki .. The last trade I did was sell .. I sold All my shares fv 5000 @ 75000 in June 2000 & put it into my House I never bought from market .. Except regularly buying & selling my own bank share & have made 50 x on it .. But have stopped after 2002 at 42 .

Oh .. Sorry .. Why I'm writing .. For you Youngistan .. Stock Broker , Media Person .. FII .. PE Investor ..

Dear Media .. The future of a 1.3bn Indians is in your hands .. When President Obama was adressing on American S&P Downgrade .. He said .. America is a AAA Rated Country .. The Downgrade .. Was not on financial front but on Political indecision in The US .. At that time .. The only news channel was paying attention was Zee News .. Rest were showing Godforsaken programmes .. NDTV Profit had Money Mantra .. Pankaj Pachauri talking to Bejan Daruwala .. Come on .. Millions of young kids might not get appointment letters from IT Firms if you behave SO IRRESPONSIBLY. ET NOW NDTV IBN TIMESNOW STARNEWS DID NOT CARRY IT LIVE ..

BBCWORLD BLOOMBERG CNBC TV 18 Showed it live & analysed .. Immediately .. Because they knew .. Many of their & panelists jobs depended on this ..

What The Media MUST DO .. Watch post speech interviews on Cnbc TV 18 , Richard Quest on CNN , bbcworld analysis ' OVER & OVER & OVER AGAIN ' & only then open your mouth .. Pay attention on 3 words .. ' Panic ' , ' Worries about future ' , ' Political Indecision ' .. Because those are the ' KEYWORDS ' . IF , you are not able to comprehend it .. Just zip up your lips and keep your audio off & show data charts .. BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH , Like you have been since the Commonwealth Games .. And its Aftermath .. You will ruin future of Millions of Yuppies & more millions of the ' YOUNGISTAN ' job seekers . Companies will collapse & Jobs will dry up .. You Tube will help you here .

To Opposition .. Behave as an Indian .. Go into a Huddle .. Let Laloo , Mulayam , Mamata , Karat , Manmohan , Sushma , NaMo , Rajnath , Jaya , PC form a circle With Captain Pranob Da ( He is key here ) & Go into a Huddle .. Like Team India Did in The Cricket World Cup .. Google Images will get a you a picture in a Jiffy ..

To YOUNGISTAN .. Be Positive #BharatRocks start using the word Bharat & Not India .. BECAUSE everywhere .. Including @ S&P Indians Rule .. Just think Why ? Because our Education System is THE BEST IN THE WORLD .. It teaches you .. Patience , Hardwork , Resilience, Humility , Assimilation , Tolerance & Above all Multi-Culturalism & Secularism .... Lately .. Aspirations & Demands for Material Goods ... Greed .. Keeping up with Jainses & I me myself Creed has grown .. Do not forget .. You have acquired this thinking power & Verbalising your Viewpoints by Education & Also .. Whether it is Deven Sharma of Standard & Poor , Vikram Pandit of CitiBank , or Indira Nooyi of Pepsico , Jain of Deutsche Bank , Laxmi Niwas Mittal the Steel Baron , Narayana Murthy of Infosys , Sabeer Bhatia of Hotmail / Junglee , Mulchandani of Naukri & Chetan Bhagat The Five point Someone are ALL , Products of this same Education System .. What is working need not be tampered ..
Use the Hashtag #BharatROCKS and share Indian achievements on .. If you do Sensex will Shoot Back to 18500 which it is worth Today & 25000 in December .. On the basis of Corporate Results , Turnover Data , Export Figures , Employment VenuG is '' EXTREMELY BULLISH ON INDIA '' 1.3bn PEOPLE are my BASIS of Confidence .

To FII's , PE firms .. Gentlemen & Ladies .. I give you 5 tips look at following

1 Energy Consumption
2 CAGR of Car Sales Small , Sedan , SUV
3 Rise of Android vis-a-vis Apple iOS4 iPhone
4 Calculate 1.3bn *
A) 5 mtrs of cloth
B) 1 Kg of Wheat / 2 * 365 + 1 Kg of Rice / 2 * 365
C) 100 gms sugar * 365 100 gms Fat / oil * 365 + 500 gms vegetable * 365
D) 1 Dwelling house / 25
E ) 20 mn cell phones & 10 mn pc & 10 mn television

That's the basic market ..
Finally look @ RBI Repo Rate rise & rise in demand of Commodities
Indian Demand is a Hungry Bengal .. .. Even Sweepers have refrigerators , television , mobile phone & Hero Honda & SHOE / FOOTWEAR ( THIS IS IMPORTANT ) You don't find any barefoot Indian Sportsmen @ Olympics or International Sports meet ..
Ram Shanker Maity my part time Sweeper & Man Friday tells me in 1978 Football players used to go to Football Club , barefoot & the club used to give the Football spikes which they wore & left at club , you could not bring it home ,, now kids wear their own Adidas .. Nike ..

I saw world cup finals in 1983 at Lords on a Indian Colour Television , EC TV , HAWAMAHAL , but the feed was of BBC WORLD SERVICE SPORTS , whereas .. India is focal in 9 international sports .. India is no longer land of Snake Charmers , Magicians , Beggars & Indian Rope Trick .. But We Have Space Charmers , Micro biologists , B-Schools & Indian Hope Trick

India Rocks No In the correct sense it is #BharatRocks

****** JAI HIND JAI BHARAT ******
Towards 30000 Sensex .. 10% GDP Growth & India the number 1 Economy in Year 2015

Positive factor Brent & NYMEX Crude down 3.5%

Monday, August 8, 2011

NaMo ? Na No !!! UPA ? Dhak Dhak Go .. An Auto Survey .. Car aur Sarkar Kaisey Chaley

Rabindra Jayanti Survey
Tq Mamata Didi
I did a Car survey in an around me
& look what I found
My analysis

Tata Indigo Bank official
Wagon R LXI
Maruti 800
Santro zip plus
Maruti 800
Maruti 800
Santro Xing
Tata Indica GLS V2 ( 6) official
Ford Ikon 1 Official
Wagon R
Maruti 800
Hero Honda Splendour 8
Honda Uniqua 2
100cc Xing kinetic
Maruti Swift DZire
Honda Accord
Maruti Alto
Honda Hatec
Vw jetta
Mahindra xylo eb black
Innova Toyota
Hyundai Elantra
Maruti Sx 4
Toyota innova
Honda City
Swift Maruti
Ambassador Taxi
Toyota innova
Honda lvtec
Skoda 1
Rolls Royce 1
Tata Nano 1
Tata Indigo 1 Indica 6 Nano 1 Total 8
Maruti 800 4 Swift 2 Wagon R 2 Alto 3 Sx 4 1 Total 12
Honda Accord 1 Hatec 1 City 1 Lvtec 1 Total 4
Hyundai Santro Zip 1 Santro Xing 1 Elantra 1 Total 3
Ford Icon 1
Vw Jetta 1
Mahindra Xylo 1
Rolls Royce 1
Toyota Innova 3
Skoda 1
Ambassador 1
HERO HONDA Splendour 6
Honda Uniqua 2
Kinetic Xing 100 cc 1

Additional Note
7 out of 8 Tata Vehicles are Official
The only 1 Tata Nano private vehicle is outside the Bank
In Small car Segment Maruti followed by Tata ( though official )
Toyota Innova is the leader in Suv
In Sedan Honda
The lone Ford is an official vehicle
*All new Maruti cars are swift & Wagon R .. All other New Cars are Honda Vw Skoda
All new Motorbikes are Honda Uniqua .

Why I wrote this ? Not only as a Car survey but a deep political analysis

Look at this, with where in which state these cars are being Manufactured ..
That is why I strongly feel
No power on Earth can stop UPA III , Neither Anna Hazare , Nor Scams
Neither The Newshour Nor The BJP
As regards NaMo
I'm waiting eagerly for one MSM entity to dig deeper into Gujarat .. They'd definitely find many skeletons ..

My 20 years of analysis
& The Maxim .. '' Power Corrupts .. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely ''

Friday, August 5, 2011

Why Bankers are Safe ;-) Khoob Jamegi , Jab Mil Jayein Yaar .. Hum Tum Aur Bagpiper Soda

@anandgeor A.K.A. Anand George a Banker , Wrote a Fb status '' The Youth have that much money to get into trouble , but not enough to get out of Jail by paying for Bail ' why do Bankers never get Jailed ?

He and Sherryl Harris another Banker were arguing on the thread ..
Suddenly @anandgeor tagged me on a comment .. This is what followed

The naughty me immediately wrote this & told him .. This is worth blogging

Hope you like it
Bankers Never pay because they never invest .. Its a job to them . ( you know me I'm as conservative as Sadhvi Rhitambra & Assange kidding )

We have a simple bail explanation for Bailout '' Stock Market is open to market risk , Please read the offer document before investing .. '' Bwahaha
Whenever Police lands at his door step , We'd show the Cop .. A paper with 0.05 micron font under a Giant Microscope .. Via OHP ..

'' Here look its all written here .. S/He signed it here look ( POKES HIS FINGER AT THE SIGNATURE THRICE )
.. And heere is his / her signature with us .. Does it Tally ? Inishpector Shahib ..???
Could you please excuse me now ? I gotta .. Have my Scotch .. On the rocks .. '' Smart Boy .. Mona .. Abhi Nahi Sona .. 2 Glass lao .. Soda .. Signature ( even daroo has a banking related name ) Inishpector Shaib .. Tsangla .. Thodi Chalegi ? Khoob Banegi Jab Hongey Hum Tum aur Mcdowell Soda ..
Worth a Blog .. So it goes @anandgeor :=) Tq

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Secularism & Multi-Culturalism A Letter to Berlusconi , Sarkozy & Merkel

Secularism & Freedom Of Religion 

Caution .. Capitalization Errors ! 

My View is that Religion is a personal subject for personal domain .. Not forState to Interfere 

I a Nair .. born of to a Nair Amma & Achchan .. 

I dunno if Angela Merkel of Germany or Silivio Berluconi of Italy or For that matter Nicholas & Carla Sarkozy have any *VAGUE* idea about OR Know anything about '' Marumakatayam '' !!! 

 .. Though I never tried to migrate to any country .. Neither when I was offered Bank Jobs in Oman , Sharjan or Thoobai in the early 90's Nor to USA .. To which many of my inforech colleagues migrated to in late 90's after doing Oracle courses from Karrox Technology Mumbai .. Nor to Kaneda to where my half sikh wife's mauna cousin Bipan Argued for 72 hours in 1994 .. That a skilled articulate & technically qualified person should definitely migrate to .. 

 If I did ? At all .. Would Merkel or Berluconi Allow me to '' not give '' the share in my wife's property to my son's kids & give it to my Daughters kids ? That's the Nair NORM .. We follow it ,, that's my Social belief .. I'm sure no .. Not at all .. In USA or Canada my sons kids would call 911 and get me do correctional jail sentence .. With therapy ..

Comedy of Errors .. 

As per my side of family , culturally my kids have to carry family name of my Wife that is Sidhu ( from her mom not Goswami from her Dad's side ) .. Whereas as per my wife's side of family custom .. My kids carry my SurName that is Menon ( Not Koyath .. The K in my name K. Venugopal Menon, coming from my Mom's family name ) .. Utter confusion .. 
 They get My Jaddi( which we poor Mallu's Hardy have anything left .. That Great Commie Late '' EMS '' Namboodiripad Snatched every inch of it & had a halo around his head .. ( :=) a term for PROPERTY in Punjabi .. Not Marumakatayam Sotta ( Her moms Property YummyMummyTummy wish they could .. Oh the Property they got from The Haryana Government in Return of property left in Erstwhile West Punjab Now in Pakistan .. Where I'm sure .. Hina Rabbani Khar Gulzar .. Might be growing Henna .. Selling which she buys her Birkin Bag's :p ..

As per my custom .. My kids have no rights over their Grandad .i.e. My Dad's property , nor my sisters kids 
My Moms property will go to my sister , me & my sisters kids , my kids won't get anything .. My wife's property will be shared by my son & daughter & only my daughters kids . my sons kids get ZERO :=) 
Confusing No ? 

 If we were to apply this to Roman Catholics or Protestants who come to India .. Would we stop them from eating Beef / Pork ? Would we compell them to go for an MTP ( Though the Roman Catholic Church prohibits termination of pregnancy ? ) it is legal under Indian Laws .. Bit for Bat & Tit for Tat .. Always created a Spat .. 

 Be tolerant .. Tolerance never costed you a Dollar , Franc , Lira or Pound .. It is not someone Religion which does , an acts of Terrorism .. Terrorists do that .. They have just one religion .. Which is Hatred & Intolerance 

 Lets bring it to India .. My friend Iza from poland came here .. She had beef .. She eats it .. Luckily in Kolkata & Kochi it was served legally & openly .. 

 Angela Merkel .. Silivio Berluconi .. Nikolas Sarkozy 
 Have no idea what Secularism is or Multi-Culturalism is .. 

I have in my very family all the religions & countries .. Sikh both Jat & Non Jat , Brahmins , Muslim Both Shia & Sunni .. Parsi, Jain , Punjabi Lala , all Indian States & 17 nationalities .. 

My wife is a half Telang Goswami's & Half Jat Sikh 
My Daughter in Law is a daughter of A Parsi Father & Gaur Saraswat Brahman Maharastrian 
My Cousin Hema Married my Jijoo A. Aziz .. In early 70's she lived with burqa & Hijab .. She was widowed @ an early age .She could have brought my 3 nephews as Hindus .. But I know those 3 naught Brats .. Nafees , Hanif & Sameer .. Brought up as Namazi Muslims .. In chitli quabar .. Chandni Chowk .. One of them Shahid Capt Haneefuddin laid his life in Kargil .. The other two married hindu girls .. 

 A niece married an RC .. One a Nepali Rana .. An aunt to a Bengali Kayasth .. One uncle to a Jew .. One to a protestant christian . 

 We all meet regularly at marriages .. We wish each other happy christmas , eid , papeti , observe lent in case we live with them .. My Cousin .. Observes all muslim rituals & strangely .. Never makes herself present during the children's wedding Respecting the fact that customs Do not encourage it .. But if you ask Us .. She is one cousin who we miss the most .. As a) she's the 2nd eldest among us 79 cousins , she was a hit singer in the 60's & is very popular amongst us .. For the great human being & person she is .. When my kids get married I'm sure to see her present as She did come for my marriage though not during phera's .. 

 For Her kids I'm a hero & for me She is an Idol .. 

Why ? 
Copy paste this link you'd know why

As a proof you can see some pictures 
Dated 10th to 25th december 2010 of a Marriage .. Of my only nephew Dr Aditya Menon .. With Dr Tushna Kanga

Tell me If Tushna looks a Parsi or Mallu ?
Tell me If Shree looks a Telang Goswami Brahmin , Sikh or Malayali ? 
Tell Me my kids Divya &Dhruv look Sikh , Goswami or Mallu ? 

Tell me whether My Nephew Dr Aditya looks Mallu , Roman Catholic or Marathi Manoos ( Maharastrian ) ? 

Tell Me Don't they all look Happy & Hence Indian .. Do tell Me by commenting Tq 

I hope those of you guys from france , germany , italy , us & uk who do read my blogs .. Do bring this to the Notice of Nicholas Sarkozy , Angela Merkel , Silivio Berluconi , Gordon Brown & Barak Obama .. To show them what '' SECULARISM '' '' MULTI CULTURISM '' & '' RELIGIOUS CO-EXISTENCE '' IS 

This blog is a reaction to Politically Incorrect on @NDTV Debate on Ban of Hijab in Italy .. Right or wrong .. Where Manic Shanker Iyer Debated for Secularism & Tolerance & Multi Culturalism & @swapan55 ( Swapan Dasgupta ) for the Right of country to regulate Individual Behaviour .. 

Of course Secularism won with 78% .. Right to Control 13% & 9% no comments 

Compulsory Read for @swapan55 @Swamy39 @KanchanGupta @ShashiTharoor @BDUTT @sardesairajdeep @abdullah_omar @TheNewsHour .. Kindly pass on to Mr Mani Shanker Iyer .. He ain't there on 

I won't tag this one to anyone .. Just post on Twitter