Tuesday, April 20, 2010

whats happiness its state of mind, its something money cant find

whats happiness its state of mind, its something money cant find

this is a song

which is the
State of Mind
Which I'm gonna be
For the rest of my life

PS:AM WRITING EXTEMPORE
WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT

FROM MY BRAIN TO THE KEYBOARD
USING MY FINGERS AS A GO-BETWEEN

THE
UNADULTERATED ME AS I AM
THIS ONE IS STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART
A HAPPY SONG @LAST
:)))))))
#GENRE COUNTRY
NO OTHER GENRE PORTRAYS FATHER SON STUFF BETTER


Well it was a day in 2k8
eighteenth April summer time
was sifting all the things
that dad had left
all his assets of his lifetime

there i found a wad of notes
the color of which was green
they were notes of five
and it made me dive
something i had never seen

some letters and pics
some parting gifts
some cheque-book counterfoils
one ATM card
one book by the bard
letters just stained by cooking oil

I remembered his words
that he always said
son fools build all the house's
wise men live there
give there children care
and looks after his spouse

Then i went to his room
and opened a trunk filled with
Christie n mills and boons
my memories jogged
to the 60's times
when he used to feed me
with a spoon

in my lap lay remote
and his leather tote
and his old sanyo walkman
all the music tapes
whic i learnt by rote
and copied like
african ape

Son happiness is something
that cant be bought with
wads of notes
it passes from dad
to his younger kids
and on the lap
on the bike and the swings

Sunday, April 18, 2010

kochi chale shashi chale raat bhar twitter chale

kochi chale shashi chale raat bhar twitter chale

a new parody on "mera mera mera tharoor"
based on the jiya jale
song from dil se
songwriter gulzar & girish puthencheri
sorry for the lift
but tharoor is a mallu and kochi is in kerala
SORRY


Kochi chale, shashi chale,
india mein ipl chale,
thoobai mein sunanda chale,
raat bhar tweeting chale,
janoon na janoon na janoon na
bjp ko kyon khaley ey ey;

bharkha arnab rajdeep o
suhasini bani mini o
kahe meri mari
aiyo

enda mone
enne onnu vittalo

times now o
ndtv o
cnn-ibn7 o

social equity chodke
maine kyon
sweat equity liye
kyon maine pange liye
randevouz fookat jiye
press ne naqab nange kiye
janoon na janoon na janoon na
sonia ji
aab kya karey ey ey

pranab singhvi anotony o
prasad javade rudy o
maine kya bigada o
kyon mere piche
kutta tumne doudaya


toi o
express o
telegraph o

tweeting karoon
pyaar karoon
ya ke phir sagai karoon
istifa deke mai kya karoon
in sab se main kyon daroon
janoon na janoon na janoon na
abhi mai
age kya karoon oo oon

penguin o
random o
united nations o
twitter o
facebook o
wordpress je o



tweeting chalee ee ee
raat bhar tweeting chale


2010/04/18 21:27 HRS

Sunday, April 11, 2010

surf excel hoga darling

romantic version of LSD


Tujhe muri khilaoonga;

football dikhaoonga;

metro mein ghumaoonga;

picture bhi dikhaoonga;

sirf ik baar jo tune miss call de diyaaaaaaa;

bhar pet popcorn hoga darling;

ice cream cone sang hoga darling ;

coke se interval ho charming ;

straw sang mein hoga;


naukar lagwaoonga;

ac chalwaoonga;

halwa khilwaoonga;

palko pe bithaoonga;

pehla paida hone wala beta jo diya;

bottle popcee hoga darling;

ek bada nursery hoga darling;


Ghar ko sajaoonga;

tujhko bulaoonga;

ilish pakaoonga;

haathon se khilaoonga;

mera proposal jo tune ok kar diyaa;

diamond ring hoga darling ;

kan-top matching hoga darling;



tujhe tram dikhaonga;

har shaam bulaoonga;

teri neend udaoonga;

powder cream dilaoonga;

kya majal meri joke makeover na kiya;

car mercedes hoga dahling;



om namo shivai (a new funky song)

do you want to just live in peace ;

want the fast lane or be @ ease

o o om namo shivai


are you dizzy dude in a trance ;

do you feel that you wanna dance;

o o m namo shivai



Sunday, March 21, 2010

*********aaj mausam bahut garam bhaya bhaiyya*************

MAUSAM GARM TABIYATWA NARM

written @ guzarish of rj varun @ 107.8 Power FM
All Hits no Bakwas

on the topic of global warming

dedicated to a cause
apt & topical
http://www.earthhour.in/news-events/events.aspx

earthhour please shutoff all your power equipments
on saturday 27th march 2010 8.30 to 9.30
please inform @aimsrk that the ipl match be postponed during this period


1
Every night when the IT IS THE TIMES for NOW;
I have no clue why they give so bhav;
to ipcc, al gore ,
and r k pachauri;
why does arnab have to bore;
what is the carbon credit;
OF ONE BLUUDY KACHAURI;

2
Whe does Idea have to give those bands;
why dont they want papers in hands;
then how would i know of that toungue kiss;
which made milye cyrus moan and hiss;
how will i see how rituparna as a gypsy;
how will i see those hot babes tipsy;

3

how will i read about 50 reasons;
why bong men n women;
should not marry;
in any season;
how would i make kheer;
and read onir and mir;
ill switch off the bloody lights
just shaddup dont fight
ok but i have to ko to loo to pee;
and read malini and paulomi banerjee;

4
would the glaciers ever sarko;
should i read neel and arko;
should i see hot hot pictures;
of bruni and sarko;
how ever would i boast;
and be the page3 toast;
how could someplaceelselive work;
and the bartendersopen the cork;

5
how would i write my lil blogs;
how would socialites wear those solid clogs;
how would i be able to write;
that im a big flirt;
how would ther be drunken brawl fights
and how would communist oppose;
@ night drink wine and give a nice pose;

6
should we get back to farming;
should all be stopped for global warming;
ok dude just chill;
if u have time to kill;
make those grafittis and posters;
and lemme live with free will;
and now just tell me
are those grafitis n posters;
GLOOABL WARMING FREE??

A QUESTION TO THOSE P3 POSERS
WHO PICK THESE ROTTEN CAUSES
JUST TO HAVE A GLASS OF SCOTCH AND DOM PERIGNON N SHOW THEIR
MOTHER OF PEARLS AND SWAROSKI

venG
2010/03/21
21:30 hrs
took me thirty minutes
amen