Statutory Warning : My Blogs are Sarcasm , Satirical & Humour ... Guys & Gals .. Be Normal
My intention is to Make you Laugh
To bring back sanity , into the media hype creating a war like situation , with stress levels rising
Buddies .. Keep your cool , you're spending much on HDTV , TICKETS , DTH , COKE , PEPSI , CHIPS , KURKURE , Save money on Health at least ..
Keep Smiiiiiiiiiillllingggg .. Deep breath & cool tempers
Mother of all battles Ha I have my Amma
I don't want none other to replace her .
The idea of this germinated , by an Axe googly deo billboard ***** When the MATCH ends , the GAME begins .. *****
Set my mind working .. What if India Wins & What if Pak wins .. I wrote some tweets #IfIndiaWins #IfIndiaLoses #IfPakWins #IfPakLoses .. Read on .
Gooooooood Moooooorrrrrning Friends
Today is Wednesday 30th April , 2011
India v/s Pakistan #cwc2011 Semi-Final
I am not giving you the date as per Indian Calender , because You will ask , Hindu Solar / Lunar , Jain , Buddhist , Muslim Calenders .
Giving you the link where you can check the date in your choice
Rahu Kalam : 9-12 , 7.30 to 10.30
Look @ the time Carefully ... means India should Bat First between
'' Dhai Kabhi Bajengey , Dhai Kabhi Bajengey ? '' :-)
& 19:30 ,
because .. India's Forte is batting , If they bat during Rahu Kalam or Rahul Kalam .. They are doomed .
Rahul Kalam : Whenever Desh Ka Pota enters Mohali stadium .. I advise .. He stays @ Governors Residence & Watch on LCD When India is batting so around 18:30 should be the time he should enter , after India bats .. Desh ki bahu Priyanka & Jaamai Bob Vadra should .. AS CAMERAMAN GOTTA HAVE 1 UNPAINTED FACE WEARING A SAREE NO ? Pakistan Team will look @ her dimple on the Giant Screen & get hit by a Tsunami .
The Law of averages says India wins the toss .. Looking @ the Rahu Kalam .. India Bats .. Rahul Kalam adjusts accord to India batting ..
My Blog Subject is After the Match .. The Game begins
An assessment of What if situations .. Taught to us well by Late Dr R.N.Singh , the then Director of R.A.Poddar Institute of Management Studies , Jaipur during M.B.A. Class of 1994 . My treatment is a tribute to him .
@jhunjhunwala Yeah .. I will offer Ice cream to all the boys & Big collective (((Hug to all the ladies )))
@bankerrahul Yeah , I'm so happy #SachinIsGod has scored 100th 100 & India won .. I will not sleep & have some Farsan
@Decloned_ITaz Sorry for rooting for Pakistan :p I knew India will win
@mehtarutvi India won because of #IfIndiaWins tweets by VenuG
@kyzerAhmed VenuG , I'm happier today by the Team India #win more than I was yesterday when I found my name in in #IBS B-School list yeah !
@TheSmartBilli Aiyo .. Innu Enikyu Etray
Santosham kitti parayan pattillya
'' Today, I can't tell you how happy I am ''
@varunrayas Its Diwali in NITTE .. VenuG how's Dhruv ?
@marvisirmed Congratulations India .. I'm going .. C'mon guys .. You know Main kitni dukhi hoon .
@sidin So we won. Hell no match tomorrow ?
@madversity I'm witnessing the Wild Cup at Mawali
@bhogleharsha You know it was a Rocker of a game , And so unfortunate , there can be only 1 winner .
@vikramchandra It was a topsy turvy match , but luckily , India won, let us be gracious in celebration
@sardesairajdeep Finally the Jingoism & Hullaballoo of War ended , & in the end Cricket won
(posts & vanishes )
@BDUTT The game will bring a lot of sanity in the India Pak Person to Person relationship , it was so emotional .. Remembered Imagine by Lennon
@Sagarikaghose All the hue and cry , happy that India won, I thank our pakistani neighbours for being so sportive .
@kvenugopalmenon Its a game , its a match , there is only 1 winner .. The Game of cricket won.
The Game begins
The after effects in India
UPA : Stronger , Better , Bolder .. @DrYumYumSingh Will become more soft spoken & giving .. He will sign an accord called Besharm al Shake
Rahul Kalam : will end & Rahul Baba will quit politics & Beti Priyanka will join politics
Opposition : MMS will invite NaMo to watch the finals at Wankhede & scratch each others back , MMS with the Left Hand , NaMo with the right praising each others role in Quarter final win & Semi final win. And together they #win the #cwc2011 Finals , Sharing equal credits .. A real win-win situation
NaMo : Becomes the Prime Ministerial Candidate in waiting . Beating @SushmaSwarajBJP & Arun Jaitley (who become ICC Chief to oust PAWAR Power
NCP : Aligns with SS and is found allegedly involved in a scam & is ousted from ICC .
Sourav Ganguly Becomes BCCI President
Largesse :Robert Vadra Promises every player Land in Gurgaon .
1983 Team : BCCI sets a fund to support Kapil Dev , Madan Lal , Mohinder Amarnath , Kirmani to get a monthly pensio for 28 years of excellent services towards , the television channels , and stipulates a minimum if 1 show during every future world cup, as a humanitarian & compassionate measure.
Largesse: Behen Mayawati issue 4500 crores to build 15 Elephants at 300 locations one for each player
Largesse : Puratchi Thalaivi , adds a cricket kit to each family
Largesse : Kalaignar offers the role of cricket expert to Spinner Aswin
More #IfIndiaWins & #IfPakWins coming up .. Not keeping well .. Will finish by18:30 hours before Rahu Kalam
This page is under construction .. I write ex-tempore .. Without revision .. free flow of of thoughts ..
To be continued ...