If "Bolywood Dancing"
Were supposedly, included at #Rio2016
As an Olympic *Sport*
India would still get a wooden spoon!
Gold would go to Katrina Kaif & Not Sonakshi Sinha,
Silver to Barbara Mori Not Sonam Kapoor
& Bronze to Jacqueline Fernandes and not Anushka Sharma :D
The Crimes of IndiaOn 13th August 2012, Mumbai, India.
By our Spatial Correspondent.
Famine India, a well known magazine known for its Anorexic models of Woe Men of Sub Dance, Anounced Organising a pre-selection competition for selecting Bollywood Dancing experts to represent India at The Rio de Janeiro, Brazil 2016 Olympics.
The JudgesAmma Mawlini
Why Janti Mala
The Nun who wears Jaya Prada
Hickey CON Tractor : Futness Expert
Sab Hira Mar Chanta : Languish & Etiquette Trainer
Ja Munna Bai : Ismail Bye expert
A Tool Cause Baker : Lukka Expert
So Hail Khan Teaching Humour
Malai Kha Khan Butterring and Butter Finger practice to make look like makkhan
Helen Facial Expression
Dance Choreography Team
Qualification : Must Be Obese & Fat see here
Geeta Kapoor, Farah Khan, Saroj Khan, Ganesh Hegde, Ahmed Khan & Vaibhavi Merchant.
Remo : Brake Dance Expert
Ustad Debut : Neev & Mawd urn
Trance : Hip Hope Beep Baap
Meet Hun Chuck Her Party : To Lagao Kya Vaat Kya Vaat Kya Vaat
The Crimes of IndiaRio De Janeiro, Brazil
12th August, 2016.
With arrangement of Vengaboys singing Brazil
by Our Special Olympics correspondent, Bored Ya Masoom Yaar.
Indian Olympics Contingent won 9 medal that is again repeating the 150% rate of 2012 London Olympic Games, and also a reminder to the London2012 had a similar taste of The Indian Hockey Contingent for the Bollywood Dancing Strong contingent of 6 they won
The Wooden Spoon
The Wooden Spoon
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Many wooden Spoons Because
We Sent Sonakshi Sinha, Sonam Kapoor & Anushka Sharma all who failed to bag a medal
This was the Tally of the 12 Certificate Holders
Position Medial/Prize Name of The Participant Country Song/ Bollywood Number
2 Silver Barbara Mori Mexico Teri Chahat
3 Bronze Jacqueline Fernandes Sri Lanka Hale Dil Tujhko Sunata
5 Certificate Rachel Shelley Team GB Madhubhan Mein Jo
6 Cretificate Yana Gupta Chzech Republic Laila Main Laila
7 Certificate Liza Ray Canada Shake It Saiyyan
8 Certificate Nargis Fakhri USA Sadda Haq
10 Certificate Amy Jackson Team GB Jai Ho
11 Certificate Linda Arsenio USA Friday
12 Certificate Tania Zaetta Australia Salaam Namaste
13 nil Alice Patten Team GB Loose Control
14 nil Claudia Ciesla Germany Munni Badnam Hui
15 nil Rosa Catelano Italy Nakshatra
16 nil Sonakshi Sinha India Dhadang Dhadang
17 nil Sonam Kapoor India Jhoom Jhoom Ta Tu
18 Wooden Spoon Anushka Sharma India Dance pe Chance Maar le
Mix up caused it Mixed with Ainvayi ainvayi
Hence The Wooden Spoon
Tough The whole Social media especially Twitter now partly owned by facebook was full of Twitpics and Instagram pics of Indians in Rio pictures with The Bollywood Sirens and the Hashtag #BollywoodDancingGoldSilverBornze was top trend for 3 days but by the evening it changed to #LakdikaChamchaLadkiKaKadhcha
Alas with a population of 1.4 billion, we could prduce Wooden Spoons, this was rubbing salt on the fact that India failed to qualify for Hockey, this time.
with Inputs from Salman Khan, Sohail Khan & Malaika Arora.Khan & Helen
Bore yaar adds that Sallu, Helen, Malaika & Sohail had a group photo with Katrina Kaif, which was retweeted by @SalmanKhanFC and many others and posted to Salman's Facebook account.
@BeingSalmanKhan tweeted " On Public Demand I had to dance Tujhe Aksa Beach Ghuma doon Aa chalti kya
At the end of the day the Mod in the Indian Contingent and India was Sombre, with Lallo Yadav and Sharad Yadav demanmding enquiry why India failed. Raj Thakre Said that had Marathi Mulgi Item Dancer Rakhi Sawant had been sent, India would have definitely won a medal.
Read More about these participants HERE
If they Sent Helen She would have been Not Kom than Mary Kom who changed the colour this time