Wednesday, August 10, 2011

High time people will notice the ill-effects of bought privacy! .. Ban Blackberry looking at What happened in London Riots

#LondonRio​ts are a clear & present Danger for Security Agencies. #RIM & #Blackberr​y 's Highly encrypted messaging is a threat to Mankind ( My Tweet on 9th August 2011)
And Thus spake as a reaction , 18 year old @kkrfankaunteya A.K.A. Kaunteya Ghosh a great blogger & a brilliant intelligent & lucid story teller in a telling remark ..

High time people will notice the ill-effects of bought privacy!

If an 18 year old can speak with such clarity then why is the Ministry of Home Affairs rescheduling & giving it more time .. It is strange that in a vibrant Democracy that India is , Suresh Kalmadi , Kanimozhi & Raja are Jailed and a threat to the Nation , Huewaei on Cell phone service provider & RIM on Blackberry , Posco foreigners being accommodated ?

Ban Blackberry I demand looking at the LondonRiots !!! Else some such incidents will happen in India

Here is how I reacted to Kaunteya .. Who is one of my numerous young , talented & bright young .. proteges :)

Ah dear boy .. How's ya my Boy .. Hmm how's studies going on ? Everythings fine ? Research in Motion have been warned for finding roundabout way , so that security agencies could intercept , mails, messages & bb chat via .. Blackberry
They were given time upto December 2010 , but extended upto july .. Govt is yet to take a decision .. Looking @ a million blackberry users , mainly on business front .. They'd go paranoid .. To them a day without blackberry is Failure

But country of 1.3bn is more important than a million blackberry users

Blackberry's encryption de-cryptor wasn't created & the creator of Encryption process doesn't work with RIM .. What an excuse !

Had an Indian firm be at the wrong end of Law .. The Media would bay for the Government blood ..

In India any Mistake by a Multinational Firm like Union Carbide , Penguin , Boeing , Singapore Airline .. Strange ways of the Indian Media

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The Huddle VenuG

The Road from here is with collective focussed good governance with Rants , Rumblings & Rabble Rousing Agitations .

Learn to Cut Your Coats according to your cloth , Live Frugally .. & Puhleeze .. If you don't let the Government you elected to govern you & take policy decisions .. you are behaving Like Kalidas .. Cutting your own branches .. Please Don't murder your own future & future of India , that is Bharat .. A Socialist , Secular Democratic Republic .. As per The Constitution of India .. As envisaged by Dr B R Ambedkar & the Constituent Assembly on 26th November 1949 , which we adopted , enacted & Gave unto ourselves for implementation from January the 26th 1950 . Let us write Abhigyan Shakuntalam instead .. & Make a Vasudeva Kutumbakam .
NOTE
Written in flow ex - tempore , without referring to Wikipedia , Google or Any text book .

Pardon me for bad punctuation .. & formatting .. Written on a Nokia E 63 on the run .. Within my tight work schedules .. I'm Saree if I'm Sarong
:-)

The Huddle VenuG

Dear Trader ,

As you sit so tense , afraid . Saying your prayers , as you start your NSE-Terminals or Your BSEINDIA.COM , Offices , worrying about the fate of your investors , the stocks YOU specialised in , the jobbers , your day trading regular clients & above all YOUR JOB & YOUR ENTERPRISE .

What will happen ? Where will the Sensex go .. This may mean many different things to different people .

Why this blog & why this urgency .. Look I'm a man .. Who can own a 4 wheeler .. But do not even own a bicycle( Oh Son has 1 ) .. Not that I can't but I did not want to .. To give my kids a hard life ... So that they could act calm in London & Brevik situations .. With chin up in the Air ..

My investment in stocks is ZERO .. Oh not really .. I have 200 HDFC Bank .. 5000 Syndicatebank .. 100 Maruti Suzuki .. The last trade I did was sell .. I sold All my shares fv 5000 @ 75000 in June 2000 & put it into my House I never bought from market .. Except regularly buying & selling my own bank share & have made 50 x on it .. But have stopped after 2002 at 42 .

Oh .. Sorry .. Why I'm writing .. For you Youngistan .. Stock Broker , Media Person .. FII .. PE Investor ..

Dear Media .. The future of a 1.3bn Indians is in your hands .. When President Obama was adressing on American S&P Downgrade .. He said .. America is a AAA Rated Country .. The Downgrade .. Was not on financial front but on Political indecision in The US .. At that time .. The only news channel was paying attention was Zee News .. Rest were showing Godforsaken programmes .. NDTV Profit had Money Mantra .. Pankaj Pachauri talking to Bejan Daruwala .. Come on .. Millions of young kids might not get appointment letters from IT Firms if you behave SO IRRESPONSIBLY. ET NOW NDTV IBN TIMESNOW STARNEWS DID NOT CARRY IT LIVE ..

BBCWORLD BLOOMBERG CNBC TV 18 Showed it live & analysed .. Immediately .. Because they knew .. Many of their & panelists jobs depended on this ..

What The Media MUST DO .. Watch post speech interviews on Cnbc TV 18 , Richard Quest on CNN , bbcworld analysis ' OVER & OVER & OVER AGAIN ' & only then open your mouth .. Pay attention on 3 words .. ' Panic ' , ' Worries about future ' , ' Political Indecision ' .. Because those are the ' KEYWORDS ' . IF , you are not able to comprehend it .. Just zip up your lips and keep your audio off & show data charts .. BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH , Like you have been since the Commonwealth Games .. And its Aftermath .. You will ruin future of Millions of Yuppies & more millions of the ' YOUNGISTAN ' job seekers . Companies will collapse & Jobs will dry up .. You Tube will help you here .

To Opposition .. Behave as an Indian .. Go into a Huddle .. Let Laloo , Mulayam , Mamata , Karat , Manmohan , Sushma , NaMo , Rajnath , Jaya , PC form a circle With Captain Pranob Da ( He is key here ) & Go into a Huddle .. Like Team India Did in The Cricket World Cup .. Google Images will get a you a picture in a Jiffy ..

To YOUNGISTAN .. Be Positive #BharatRocks start using the word Bharat & Not India .. BECAUSE everywhere .. Including @ S&P Indians Rule .. Just think Why ? Because our Education System is THE BEST IN THE WORLD .. It teaches you .. Patience , Hardwork , Resilience, Humility , Assimilation , Tolerance & Above all Multi-Culturalism & Secularism .... Lately .. Aspirations & Demands for Material Goods ... Greed .. Keeping up with Jainses & I me myself Creed has grown .. Do not forget .. You have acquired this thinking power & Verbalising your Viewpoints by Education & Also .. Whether it is Deven Sharma of Standard & Poor , Vikram Pandit of CitiBank , or Indira Nooyi of Pepsico , Jain of Deutsche Bank , Laxmi Niwas Mittal the Steel Baron , Narayana Murthy of Infosys , Sabeer Bhatia of Hotmail / Junglee , Mulchandani of Naukri & Chetan Bhagat The Five point Someone are ALL , Products of this same Education System .. What is working need not be tampered ..
Use the Hashtag #BharatROCKS and share Indian achievements on Twitter.com .. If you do Sensex will Shoot Back to 18500 which it is worth Today & 25000 in December .. On the basis of Corporate Results , Turnover Data , Export Figures , Employment VenuG is '' EXTREMELY BULLISH ON INDIA '' 1.3bn PEOPLE are my BASIS of Confidence .


To FII's , PE firms .. Gentlemen & Ladies .. I give you 5 tips look at following

1 Energy Consumption
2 CAGR of Car Sales Small , Sedan , SUV
3 Rise of Android vis-a-vis Apple iOS4 iPhone
4 Calculate 1.3bn *
A) 5 mtrs of cloth
B) 1 Kg of Wheat / 2 * 365 + 1 Kg of Rice / 2 * 365
C) 100 gms sugar * 365 100 gms Fat / oil * 365 + 500 gms vegetable * 365
D) 1 Dwelling house / 25
E ) 20 mn cell phones & 10 mn pc & 10 mn television

That's the basic market ..
Finally look @ RBI Repo Rate rise & rise in demand of Commodities
Indian Demand is a Hungry Bengal .. .. Even Sweepers have refrigerators , television , mobile phone & Hero Honda & SHOE / FOOTWEAR ( THIS IS IMPORTANT ) You don't find any barefoot Indian Sportsmen @ Olympics or International Sports meet ..
Ram Shanker Maity my part time Sweeper & Man Friday tells me in 1978 Football players used to go to Football Club , barefoot & the club used to give the Football spikes which they wore & left at club , you could not bring it home ,, now kids wear their own Adidas .. Nike ..

I saw world cup finals in 1983 at Lords on a Indian Colour Television , EC TV , HAWAMAHAL , but the feed was of BBC WORLD SERVICE SPORTS , whereas .. India is focal in 9 international sports .. India is no longer land of Snake Charmers , Magicians , Beggars & Indian Rope Trick .. But We Have Space Charmers , Micro biologists , B-Schools & Indian Hope Trick

India Rocks No In the correct sense it is #BharatRocks

****** JAI HIND JAI BHARAT ******
Towards 30000 Sensex .. 10% GDP Growth & India the number 1 Economy in Year 2015

Positive factor Brent & NYMEX Crude down 3.5%



Monday, August 8, 2011

NaMo ? Na No !!! UPA ? Dhak Dhak Go .. An Auto Survey .. Car aur Sarkar Kaisey Chaley

Rabindra Jayanti Survey
Tq Mamata Didi
I did a Car survey in an around me
& look what I found
My analysis
#VenuSpeak

Tata Indigo Bank official
Wagon R LXI
Alto
Maruti 800
Santro zip plus
Maruti 800
Maruti 800
Santro Xing
Tata Indica GLS V2 ( 6) official
Ford Ikon 1 Official
Wagon R
Alto
Maruti 800
Hero Honda Splendour 8
LML 6
Honda Uniqua 2
100cc Xing kinetic
Maruti Swift DZire
Honda Accord
Maruti Alto
Honda Hatec
Vw jetta
Mahindra xylo eb black
Innova Toyota
Hyundai Elantra
Maruti Sx 4
Toyota innova
Honda City
Swift Maruti
Ambassador Taxi
Toyota innova
Honda lvtec
Skoda 1
Rolls Royce 1
Tata Nano 1
Tata Indigo 1 Indica 6 Nano 1 Total 8
Maruti 800 4 Swift 2 Wagon R 2 Alto 3 Sx 4 1 Total 12
Honda Accord 1 Hatec 1 City 1 Lvtec 1 Total 4
Hyundai Santro Zip 1 Santro Xing 1 Elantra 1 Total 3
Ford Icon 1
Vw Jetta 1
Mahindra Xylo 1
Rolls Royce 1
Toyota Innova 3
Skoda 1
Ambassador 1
HERO HONDA Splendour 6
Honda Uniqua 2
Kinetic Xing 100 cc 1
LML 6


Additional Note
7 out of 8 Tata Vehicles are Official
The only 1 Tata Nano private vehicle is outside the Bank
In Small car Segment Maruti followed by Tata ( though official )
Toyota Innova is the leader in Suv
In Sedan Honda
The lone Ford is an official vehicle
*All new Maruti cars are swift & Wagon R .. All other New Cars are Honda Vw Skoda
All new Motorbikes are Honda Uniqua .

Why I wrote this ? Not only as a Car survey but a deep political analysis

Look at this, with where in which state these cars are being Manufactured ..
That is why I strongly feel
No power on Earth can stop UPA III , Neither Anna Hazare , Nor Scams
Neither The Newshour Nor The BJP
As regards NaMo
I'm waiting eagerly for one MSM entity to dig deeper into Gujarat .. They'd definitely find many skeletons ..

My 20 years of analysis
& The Maxim .. '' Power Corrupts .. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely ''


Friday, August 5, 2011

Why Bankers are Safe ;-) Khoob Jamegi , Jab Mil Jayein Yaar .. Hum Tum Aur Bagpiper Soda

@anandgeor A.K.A. Anand George a Banker , Wrote a Fb status '' The Youth have that much money to get into trouble , but not enough to get out of Jail by paying for Bail ' why do Bankers never get Jailed ?

He and Sherryl Harris another Banker were arguing on the thread ..
Suddenly @anandgeor tagged me on a comment .. This is what followed

The naughty me immediately wrote this & told him .. This is worth blogging

Hope you like it
Bankers Never pay because they never invest .. Its a job to them . ( you know me I'm as conservative as Sadhvi Rhitambra & Assange kidding )

We have a simple bail explanation for Bailout '' Stock Market is open to market risk , Please read the offer document before investing .. '' Bwahaha
Whenever Police lands at his door step , We'd show the Cop .. A paper with 0.05 micron font under a Giant Microscope .. Via OHP ..

'' Here look its all written here .. S/He signed it here look ( POKES HIS FINGER AT THE SIGNATURE THRICE )
.. And heere is his / her signature with us .. Does it Tally ? Inishpector Shahib ..???
Could you please excuse me now ? I gotta .. Have my Scotch .. On the rocks .. '' Smart Boy .. Mona .. Abhi Nahi Sona .. 2 Glass lao .. Soda .. Signature ( even daroo has a banking related name ) Inishpector Shaib .. Tsangla .. Thodi Chalegi ? Khoob Banegi Jab Hongey Hum Tum aur Mcdowell Soda ..
Bwahaha
Worth a Blog .. So it goes @anandgeor :=) Tq

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Secularism & Multi-Culturalism A Letter to Berlusconi , Sarkozy & Merkel

Secularism & Freedom Of Religion 

Caution .. Capitalization Errors ! 

My View is that Religion is a personal subject for personal domain .. Not forState to Interfere 



I a Nair .. born of to a Nair Amma & Achchan .. 

I dunno if Angela Merkel of Germany or Silivio Berluconi of Italy or For that matter Nicholas & Carla Sarkozy have any *VAGUE* idea about OR Know anything about '' Marumakatayam '' !!! 

 .. Though I never tried to migrate to any country .. Neither when I was offered Bank Jobs in Oman , Sharjan or Thoobai in the early 90's Nor to USA .. To which many of my inforech colleagues migrated to in late 90's after doing Oracle courses from Karrox Technology Mumbai .. Nor to Kaneda to where my half sikh wife's mauna cousin Bipan Argued for 72 hours in 1994 .. That a skilled articulate & technically qualified person should definitely migrate to .. 

 If I did ? At all .. Would Merkel or Berluconi Allow me to '' not give '' the share in my wife's property to my son's kids & give it to my Daughters kids ? That's the Nair NORM .. We follow it ,, that's my Social belief .. I'm sure no .. Not at all .. In USA or Canada my sons kids would call 911 and get me do correctional jail sentence .. With therapy ..

Comedy of Errors .. 

As per my side of family , culturally my kids have to carry family name of my Wife that is Sidhu ( from her mom not Goswami from her Dad's side ) .. Whereas as per my wife's side of family custom .. My kids carry my SurName that is Menon ( Not Koyath .. The K in my name K. Venugopal Menon, coming from my Mom's family name ) .. Utter confusion .. 
 They get My Jaddi( which we poor Mallu's Hardy have anything left .. That Great Commie Late '' EMS '' Namboodiripad Snatched every inch of it & had a halo around his head .. ( :=) a term for PROPERTY in Punjabi .. Not Marumakatayam Sotta ( Her moms Property YummyMummyTummy wish they could .. Oh the Property they got from The Haryana Government in Return of property left in Erstwhile West Punjab Now in Pakistan .. Where I'm sure .. Hina Rabbani Khar Gulzar .. Might be growing Henna .. Selling which she buys her Birkin Bag's :p ..

 
As per my custom .. My kids have no rights over their Grandad .i.e. My Dad's property , nor my sisters kids 
My Moms property will go to my sister , me & my sisters kids , my kids won't get anything .. My wife's property will be shared by my son & daughter & only my daughters kids . my sons kids get ZERO :=) 
Confusing No ? 


 If we were to apply this to Roman Catholics or Protestants who come to India .. Would we stop them from eating Beef / Pork ? Would we compell them to go for an MTP ( Though the Roman Catholic Church prohibits termination of pregnancy ? ) it is legal under Indian Laws .. Bit for Bat & Tit for Tat .. Always created a Spat .. 

 Be tolerant .. Tolerance never costed you a Dollar , Franc , Lira or Pound .. It is not someone Religion which does , an acts of Terrorism .. Terrorists do that .. They have just one religion .. Which is Hatred & Intolerance 

 Lets bring it to India .. My friend Iza from poland came here .. She had beef .. She eats it .. Luckily in Kolkata & Kochi it was served legally & openly .. 

 Angela Merkel .. Silivio Berluconi .. Nikolas Sarkozy 
 Have no idea what Secularism is or Multi-Culturalism is .. 

I have in my very family all the religions & countries .. Sikh both Jat & Non Jat , Brahmins , Muslim Both Shia & Sunni .. Parsi, Jain , Punjabi Lala , all Indian States & 17 nationalities .. 

My wife is a half Telang Goswami's & Half Jat Sikh 
My Daughter in Law is a daughter of A Parsi Father & Gaur Saraswat Brahman Maharastrian 
My Cousin Hema Married my Jijoo A. Aziz .. In early 70's she lived with burqa & Hijab .. She was widowed @ an early age .She could have brought my 3 nephews as Hindus .. But I know those 3 naught Brats .. Nafees , Hanif & Sameer .. Brought up as Namazi Muslims .. In chitli quabar .. Chandni Chowk .. One of them Shahid Capt Haneefuddin laid his life in Kargil .. The other two married hindu girls .. 

 A niece married an RC .. One a Nepali Rana .. An aunt to a Bengali Kayasth .. One uncle to a Jew .. One to a protestant christian . 

 We all meet regularly at marriages .. We wish each other happy christmas , eid , papeti , observe lent in case we live with them .. My Cousin .. Observes all muslim rituals & strangely .. Never makes herself present during the children's wedding Respecting the fact that customs Do not encourage it .. But if you ask Us .. She is one cousin who we miss the most .. As a) she's the 2nd eldest among us 79 cousins , she was a hit singer in the 60's & is very popular amongst us .. For the great human being & person she is .. When my kids get married I'm sure to see her present as She did come for my marriage though not during phera's .. 

 For Her kids I'm a hero & for me She is an Idol .. 

Why ? 
Copy paste this link you'd know why 

http://youtube.com/watch?gl=IN&hl=hi&client=mv-google&p=6465DFAE71911197&v=norsNk5MQPM

As a proof you can see some pictures 
Dated 10th to 25th december 2010 of a Marriage .. Of my only nephew Dr Aditya Menon .. With Dr Tushna Kanga 

http://twitsnaps.com/user/kvenugopalmenon

Tell me If Tushna looks a Parsi or Mallu ?
Tell me If Shree looks a Telang Goswami Brahmin , Sikh or Malayali ? 
Tell Me my kids Divya &Dhruv look Sikh , Goswami or Mallu ? 

Tell me whether My Nephew Dr Aditya looks Mallu , Roman Catholic or Marathi Manoos ( Maharastrian ) ? 

Tell Me Don't they all look Happy & Hence Indian .. Do tell Me by commenting Tq 


I hope those of you guys from france , germany , italy , us & uk who do read my blogs .. Do bring this to the Notice of Nicholas Sarkozy , Angela Merkel , Silivio Berluconi , Gordon Brown & Barak Obama .. To show them what '' SECULARISM '' '' MULTI CULTURISM '' & '' RELIGIOUS CO-EXISTENCE '' IS 

This blog is a reaction to Politically Incorrect on @NDTV Debate on Ban of Hijab in Italy .. Right or wrong .. Where Manic Shanker Iyer Debated for Secularism & Tolerance & Multi Culturalism & @swapan55 ( Swapan Dasgupta ) for the Right of country to regulate Individual Behaviour .. 

Of course Secularism won with 78% .. Right to Control 13% & 9% no comments 

Compulsory Read for @swapan55 @Swamy39 @KanchanGupta @ShashiTharoor @BDUTT @sardesairajdeep @abdullah_omar @TheNewsHour .. Kindly pass on to Mr Mani Shanker Iyer .. He ain't there on Twitter.com 

I won't tag this one to anyone .. Just post on Twitter