Saturday, July 27, 2013

VenuG Presents Chandan Ka Patan Parody Based on Amartya Sen, Nobel Laureate, Bharat Ratna, v/s Jagdish Bhagwati, Chandan Mitra & Others

Sen, Sex & Sensex
Of
What Bongs & Chandan Mitra Call
"Omerta Sen"

My Parody
Based on
Bollywood Song
Chandan Sa Badan 
From the Film
Saraswati Chandra


Wrote this Yesterday on Twitter 
Mukhda & Antara within 140 character limit. :p

Parody on Chandan sa badan , 
Chanchal Chitwan 
Film: Saraswati Chandra
Written by Indivar
Composer Kalyanji Anandji
Sung by Mukesh Kumar Mathur & Lata Mangeshkar.
Watch the video before 
To set the poem to tune.
:-)
Keep laughing.

Main

Chandan ka patan,
Sen ki gayi life ban,
Bhagwati ka jor se chillana,
Kahin khos na lewey jagwaalon
Omerta Ji ka ye, Bharat Ratna.
#perkytweets
Oops I forgot about the 1st stanza
Stanza 1

Flipkart se aayi taazi khabar
Vivad ka logon pe hai asar
Mastercard ya Visa ho Na ho
COD pe kitab ka bik jaana
#perkytweets

Chandan ka patan ....
Stanza 2
#perkytweets
Chalchitra dekhe Jo Kjo ki
J M Keynes samajh paye kya ji
Arnab jo bole Laissez Faire
Chanakya ka sharm se mar Jaana.

Chandan ka patan...
Stanza 3

#perkytweets
Swamy ingit kare biwi do
Mother Teresa yaad aawey Jagdish Ko
Akhbaar ke pannon pe aire gaire
NAa(k)ththoo ka article chap jaana!
:D

Chandan ka patan....

Stanza 4

#perkytweets
Kaushik Basu kya soch raha?
Freedman ka kitna Aansoo baha
Arthshastra ko kiski nijar lagi
DSE mein sannaata chana.

Chandan ka patan...
Hee hee huhu

Stanza 5

#perkytweets
Harvard emerging market ka
Rai dekh raha hai GDP
Nominal pe, real ya PPP
Seth to dekey ji NP
Kallu ki bahu ka
thak kar yoon
Pallu ko odh ke so jana

Chandan ka patan...

Stanza 6

#perkytweets
Koi Jo bole, ek taraf hole
Chup bilkul Voter baitha Hai
Kallu evm pe mooh khole
Ram-Rahim ki beta chuppi se
Pad jayega tumko marjana

Chandan ka patan...

Stanza 7

#perkytweets
Lukkon Lucchon Lukkon Bhukkon
Janatantra ki gandh ko tum chukko
Kahin bhool ke voter ko neta
Padh jaye tumko pachtana

Chandan ka patan...

Stanza 8
(From here Written on Facebook then tweeted)
#perkytweets
Bhagwati ka kehna
Hai jaani
Tata Nano humein Hai banani
Mundhra port banaye Adani
Chup kone mein baithe Advani
In sab ke baad aye hand pump
Seela Ben tabhi bharengi paani

Chandan ka patan ....

Stanza 9
#perkytweets
Kehna Hai economist Amartya ka
Bhooki pet soye Hai Durga Ba,
Mujhe vote Modi ko Na dena
Usey Aam Aadmi she kya Lena
Malnutrition se bhachche mar jaaye
tab tumhe yaad aaye Naani

Chandan ka patan...

Stanza 10
#perkytweets
Mitra bole sun lo Pitron
Vishwasghat Hai yeh mitron
Bharat Ratna diya thi Gustakhi
Hindu Rashtra she aisi jalsaazi
Ab nahin chalegi manmaani
Tumhe padhega usko Lautana

Chandan ka patan...

Stanza 11

Mera Indian Passport Hai bhole
Ab patli gali mein tu hole
Mera POV aur Vote Mera
Is baat me dakhal nahin tera
Chandan Mitra kyun Sorry bole
Sen, regret se hi kaam chalaana

Main

Chandan ka patan,
Sen ki gayi life ban,
Bhagwati ka jor se chillana,
Kahin khos na lewey jagwaalon
Omerta Ji ka ye, Bharat Ratna.
#perkytweets

Argumentative Indian Continues
Here are stubs on Amartya Bhagwati Debate & Chandan Mitra's reaction
This debate teaches you economics
Everything you wanted to know about Bhagwati v/s Sen Debate dated July 20
On the Live Mint & The Mint.
If you don't read The Mint
You are 70% inforrmed about what's happening in the Economic World
Mint Lounge on Saturday is as educative.
Great subject writers on it .
****** NOTE THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE HAS LINKS TO ALMOST ALL ARTICLES WRITTEN BY VERY LEARNED ECONOMISTS & COMMENTATORS ON THIS SUBJECT*****
Everything-you-itwanted-to-know-about-SenBhagwati-debate.html

This article by Niranjan Rajadhyaksha actually started the real debate , which helped the book.

Gandhi-vs-Modi-is-actually-Sen-vs-Bhagwati.html


The Economist review of Sen & Dreze Book, and reaction letter by Jagdish Bhagwati to editor, of The Economist, and Amartya Sen's almost angry reaction letter, saying Bhagwati is ill-informed to The Editor, The Economist. Inside this article "Sen-Bhagwati Battle, gets acerbic" by Asit Ranjan Mishra. On The Mint & Live mint.
SenBhagwati-debate-gets-acerbic.html




railing-at-amartya-sen-why-jagdish-bhagwati-is-only-hurting-himself-


Why-Amartya-Sen-is-wron

Turn-right-or-left-Or-is-there-a-middle-way

http://www.livemint.com/Opinion/bVicdBN0aIm73OnYu4Ct1L/Manmohan-Singh-govt-main-target-in-Sen-vs-Bhagwati-battle.html

http://www.livemint.com/Leisure/dYfK1J0BS3fDd92iF2OFuJ/Amartya-Sen-The-uncommon-reader.html

http://www.livemint.com/Politics/PZrMyyEnEfS7Gv78eAUwFP/Sen-vs-Bhagwati-Their-other-battle-has-a-clear-winner.html


Read this by Sandipan Deb
Especially if you are from Jadavpur University, Bhadralok, Bramho Samaj, Cambridge, Boston or California
Wow Wyaaao(1/2 Bong Saifoo type) Bheeshon Bhalo "Goshto Gopal" "Ghana da" stuff. High brow & culturally deefeekalt for someone without understanding of Brahmin v/s Bramho Presidency v/s Jadavpur & Aristocrat v/s Marxist stuff
Classic staaf thees Babu Moshai
"A letter to Amartya Sen " from Sandipan Deb
http://www.livemint.com/Opinion/jzZ7IgpYykSbY4YUMsTDMP/A-letter-for-Amartya-Sen.html

Kolkata
26-27-7-2013

Monday, October 15, 2012

VenuG Presents Everything You Wanted to Know About Birendra Krishna Bhadra, Pitra Paksh, Mahalaya and Mahisasur Mardini. Happy Durga Puja and Vijayadashmi

Maa Aa Rahi Hai
Maa is Coming
Mahalaya is here.



The 4 videos are inserted on Mahalaya 2017 on the morning of 19th September 2017 exactly 20 minutes before AIR Kolkata Live Broadcast of the recorded version. 
It is strange that link inserted earlier, the video was removed from YouTube. Who does this!!! 
   I am in Kolkata since 9TH June 2009, and as soon as I landed here, I became a Bengali. I not only took to Kolkata, like Ilish Maach(Hilsa Fish) to River Padma(Ganges in Bangladesh, Hilsa of which is preferred over Sea Hilsa or Hoogly Hilsa) Water. I adopted the local customs, language, food, and in my language, it included Rabindra Sangeet too, in this I was ably guided by one of my friends from Kolkata, who I knew much before coming to Kolkata. My family has early traditions in Kolkata, My Fathers cousin, Padma Chechi married and came to Kolkata, her daughter speaks in Bangla, rather than Malayalam. My Late Dad's Maternal Uncle, Late Chandrammaman, who was one of the 1st National Body Building Champion from Bengal, before  1947, My dad has spent a few moments, with Bapu and Suhrawardy, on a terrace, in Kolkata, during Noakhali Riots. in 1948. His description of Chowringhee and Maidan, are still vivid in my memories. He told me, he used to live, near Shova Bazaar then, with his Ammaman(Maternal Uncle) So dear reader, not only had I idea of Bengal and Puja before I landed in Kolkata, I have experienced, Durga Puja 1st at a tender age of 4 in Jodhpur, with Dipti and Supti Didi at Sardarpura Jodhpur in 1964. Their father was an employee of Geological survey of India, I remember Mrs Roy with Alta in her legs, and shiddor(Sindoor or Vermillon) in her hair, and a large bindi on her forehead. Mr Roy was a quiet and reserved person. My memories of Deepti didi and Supti didi are of the sound which emanated from our first floor which was like "O Maa, dekko nna, ei Shoopti didi ki korchi, dekko nna, amar dress khorab korchi" :-) This happenned day after day after day, before they left to Sophia School, Jodhpur. Once they took me to Durga Bari in Jodhpur, where I ate, my first Bengali sweets, which were chum chum and rosogolla, saw a Jatra, heard some Bangla song, which I vaguely remember is, Bengali version of, Hai rey hai dil ghabraye bu Manna Da. 

                         The next Puja I saw was at Durgabari on Pareek College Road, Bani Park Jaipur, in the year 1973, I was 13 then, I had a friend, Sumit Bhattacharya, who was a classmate in St Xaviers, Jaipur of Rajat Mathur a junior at Nirmala School, Jaipur (Now in Wipro, Bangalore, and my Professor Late K S Mathurs son) . Once I had walked from Bani Park to Bapu Nagar(my earliest home in Jaipur), to play cricket with Rajat, Sumit and my ex-classmate, Srikant Bakore. They reciprocated by visiting me, during Puja Breaks and Sumit, took us to Durga Bari. I also had seen one Puja at Chitranjan Park, in 1984, there was a Didi, Saswati Bhattacharya Didi, they were tenants of Seema Maheshwari, my Senior in M.Com in Jaipur, she was a wonderful singer, On Seema's Birthday, I sang, O sajna barkha bahar ayi, and she sang, intsntly, Na Jiyo na, so everytime I went to Delhi, I would visit Didi, listen to her sing, and she'd feed me uff, she used to make me hog. When I came to Kolkata, in 2009, from 24TH to 29TH September 2009, during Durgotsava, I walked from Tollygunge to Rajarhaat and saw practically all the major Pandals, I was like a gypsy/lambadi, walking eating and watching pandal and idol after pandal and idol. It was one of my most entertaining travels ever. So The result was this my post on Puja. 

 But this is about Mahalyaya not Durga Puja. 

            The Sharadotsav starts, from Bhadrapada Purnima (full moon day of Bhadrapada the winter, which falls immediately after the end of Ganesh Festival, which is the beginning of a long festive season in India, ending with the New Years day, where Ganesh Puja, Pitri Paksha, Mahalaya, Durga Puja, Vijayadashami, Lakshmi Puja(Kojagori Lokkhi Puja)/Or Sharat Purnima(I Love this because, in North India, you eat Cold Kheer on kept on the terrace, under moonlight and eat it at midnight after a round of Hindi Kavita of Romance:-) ), Deepawali, Bhai Dooj and Christmas, finally New Years Eve and the Christian New Year Day) Well as I said this is about Mahalaya, but this is important. Mahalaya or Sarva Pitri Amavasya or Mahalaya Amavasya is the last day of Pitr Paksh or the Forefathers Fortnight, where, hindus, perform puja, and give food, purported to theire 3 past generations, so that, when they die, the topmost of the 3 goes to heaven, and is united with Om(Or God/Or the Universal centrifugal force of creation) As per the Advaita Philosophy of Body being a house, and soul, being a tenant, when one dies, the soul(tenant) leaves this house, and goes to heavenly abode, and finally, only if they had lived life as per their karma, would they unite, with Om, else, they will be re-incarnated in some other living form, and this would continue, thill they attain Moksha, or the final freedom, from this cycle of beiths and deaths. So during this 16 day Fortnight of Shraddha, which starts on Sharad Purnima and ends on Sarva Pitri(All forefathers)/Mahalaya Amavasya is the last day of Potra paksha, then the 10 days leading to Durga Puja, Lakshmy Puja or in Bangla(Kojagori Lokkhi Puja, or the Worship of Goddess of Wealth on the Full Moon of Kojagori) 

The Pitra Paksha has its relevance due to the ancient story from the Hindu Epic Mahabharata,
about Karna(Who was the illegitimate child of Sun God Surya, from Kunti, the mother of Pandavas) It is said, thay, when Karna died and he went to Heaven, for his good deeds of donating gold to everyone, he was served gold to eat. He asked the servants of Yama(The God of Death) to serve him food, for which he was refused. When he asked why? He was told, you have always donated gold to people, and not food, which kept them hungry, inspite of you donating Gold. And also that, he had not followed the hindu ritual of performing Shraddha of his forefathers. To which he replied, I did not know who my forefathers were. For this reason, he was permitted to return to earth for 15 days, and he performed his pitra dharma, by performing Shraddha of his forefathers, upon which he was allowed entry towards the Heaven, and given food. So the custom of performing Pitra Dharma. So Mahalaya is the day when Karna perfromed his Pitra Dharma of Shraddha and Pinda Dana to his forefathers. The rituals include a bath in some holy river, followed by performing of puja, and offerring, wheat flour balls, and payas(kheer, or a dessert made of rice milk and sugar) and lapsi(which is porridge made of broken wheat and jaggery) this is supposed to be the food meant for forefathers, in heaven, if you perform it, they say, as soon as you enter the doorway of heaven, your grandfather meeths Om or Supreme Power or God and attains Moksha.


   Now this is not even about Mahalaya my friends, This is about Mahisasur Mardini or the Slayer of The Bison Demon or Durga.  This is an article, for my those Bengali Friends, who are Bengali, are from Old Kolkata, and have grown, as per the upbringing of their traditional Bengali Parents, to get up on Mahalaya Day at Bramha Muhurat. That is 15 minutes to 3 AM , in the slightly chilly and cold weather of Kolkata, apply mustard oil, then take bath in "Gorom Pani" (Hot Water) to avoid "Khoob Tanda Na Lage Tai"(so that they do not feel cold) and "Baacha Sweater Poro Thanda Lagbe To?" "Kid wear the sweater, aren't you feeling cold, then sit in frotn of Pishi(Maternal Aunt, Daadu(elder brother) Baba(Dad) wearinf a dhuti and panjabi and a monkey cap(Dhoti and Kurta and Monkey Cap) Ma(Mother) wearing a Dhakai and Alta in feet, and with a conch shell in hand, to be blown after this Chandi paath is over, and the Philips(It HAS TO BE PHILIPS I PRESUME, BECAUSE PHILIPS IS A KOLKATA PRODUCE) Transistor sharp at 4 AM and then listen to Mahisasur Mardini performed on All India Radio(AIR) Kolkata, from 04:00 to 05:30 IST not to move a centimeter, till all the chandi paath katha, bhajan(not bhojon which is meal), discourse and music, excellently produced by AIR since 1932, scripted by Bani Kumar, music composed by Pankaj Mullick, and songs sung by among others eminent Bengali Singers like Hemant Kumar Mukhopadhyaya and Arati Mukhopadhyaya(also can be called Mukherjee). But it is NOTE EVEN ABOUT THEM, this is about an eminent playwright, theater artiste, and singer Birendra Krishna Bhadra

So committed and unstinting fan following and blind faith, that the Bengalis had on Late Shri Bhadro, that, once, in 1976, when Hemant Kumar Mukhopadhyaya, took over the production of the show, instead of Bhadro took Uttam Kumar, as the voice of Mahisasur(The Bison Demon) the Kolkata Bhadralok revolted with rage, and very next year, Shri Bhadra was back. You would notice the Blind faith and the continuous listening of Mahisasur Mardinin(Or the Annihilator of the Bison Demon) you can observe by reading the comments on the best Video on earth, of this 1 hour 25 minutes 40 seconds of video Recording, you will see with dismay, how happy, those Bengalis living in Dubai, US or Uk are. So my dear readers, for Kolkata, Mahalaya is the voice of Birendra Krishna Bhadra as Mahishashur and narrator of the Durga Saptashati ( sapta or 7 shati or 100 or 700 verses of Chandi Patha arranged in 13 chapters) show, the recording of which has stayed unchanged since 1962. So those who are not in Kolkata, watch and hear the video, with your children or grandchildren as the case may be, and explain to them, what yo9ur childhood was. I have done just one part, but the greatest work is done by the uploader of this video Sudipta, without whom, my this blog would be purely what is available on Wikipedia, of course, I have put all at one place, logically, I will thank, my good old friend in Kolkata, who pointed out this discourse to me, on my 1st Mahalaya, in 2009, I am a constant listener every year, on MY PHILIPS Transistor. I will not sleep ttonight, and at 4 be in front of the TV/Radio or both, listening to this once again.

                     Though my good friend and Spiritual Guru and colleague, who I always call on Guru Purnima Dinesh Chandra Sharma, who is from Jaipur, sleeps on floor every single day of Navratri, recites the whole chandi patha on Mahalaya. So here is the video Enjoy, May Goddess Durga Annihilate the evil around you, and spread the light of happiness

Shubho Sharadotsava
Shubho Durgotsava
Shubho Bijoya
from
@Venuspeak
&
His Family

Blogger is giving me trouble so make do with the YouTube link
I am sure the no of views now which is now 113692
shall be 200000 BY TOMORROW

Mahalaya - Birendra Krishna Bhadra(Full) (Do NOT Click this link. DEAD LINK. Thank You.

My Mahalaya Playlist of YouTube
Have no idea if this will work. Watch any of the 4 videos at the top. 
Shubho Mahalaya
Hardik Shubhechcha.




Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Panjara Muttai for Anja Paisa Remember? 1960's For me in 1970's childhood Biscuit was J B Mangharam Sons Jam Tarts and toffee meant Morton Lactobonbon Fruitex, or later Parle Poppinsfrom Parry's. But today The India market has come a long way Now in Twenty-first Century it is Polo Minto Alpenliebe Center Fresh A Recipe that is PerfettiVan Melle

Center Fresh Zubaan pey Lagaye Lagaam!!!
So True.!!!
Who can forget this TVC?

Center Fresh Zabaan Pe Lagaam
There is nothing that I can do about Perfetti Van Melle India Pvt Limited, to deride, make fun or criticize. Here is a firm, whic has 5 brands with each with a trunover of Ra 100 Crorers, it has a total annual turnover of Ra1500 crores and has 25% market share(in the non-chocholate candy market), and what do they sell? They sell toffees, candies, gums. Tcha Panjara Muttai I zay. Toffee, Candy toffees, Gums , Juice filled edible gums. Alpenliebe remember.

   Why is it that Perfetti Van Melle, has cracked the way into your mouths, that you keep doing Gai ki tarah jugaali and never stop from buying their products? Taste, Target and TVC that is the story of Perfetti Van Melle. It is a closely held company. 

At The moment I am just adding the link, I shall do a detailed job in 36 hours. But Alas, I tried if the Stock was liste. No!!! It is a privately and closely held company like Mars & Wrigleys


Perfetti is known more by its TVC's Television Commercials by Mcanna Erickson, it won a Lion at Cannes for Happydent white teeth as lamps TVC with Mcann Erickson & Ogilvy & Mather doing wonders for the 8 Brands that Perfetti Van Melle Have. Why does it affect me. Well, to be frank, I am a capitalist, I admire success, especially, when a firm does so, by being a silent performer. You never read The firm in news. Their is brouhaha, we are coming going Wango-Pongo theory. The silently slipped in, set up production units, builr a channel of distributors and shops, advertised and pushed the products into public memory via numerous TVC's. Perfetti Van Melle has the best humourous TVC's in India. If hoarding Ad is a domain of Amul, TVC is the domain of Perfetti Van Melle(hereinafter refferred to as PVM)

Links how, perfetti struck me like lightning?

Dunno how this came on my browser, why, how I simbly dunno. No Idea, maybe Abhishek Bachchan does, or ACP Pradyuman can ask Daya to investigate. Maybe I clicked somewhere erronously and this banner ad of Perfettic struck me. And it struck me hard and made a BIG IMPRESSION. I Said Wyaaow like Saifoo Nawab.



3 Google search on PVM on YouTube the search in itself has 4 brands Happydent, Big Babol, Mentos and Marbles!! Smart innit?

4 Google search for "Perfetti Van Melle Tursnover" News items start from 2006, where as the firm is in India since 1994!!! Understood. so ever since OPgilvy & Mather took it and Mcann Erickson, they started doing specialised marketing. They started very early with Alpenliebe, with Kajol as a brand Ambassador!

5 Google Finance on ownership

6 Vompany website http://www.perfettivanmelle.in/pvm_india.html it says market share of 30% and sales of apprrox Ra 3000 Crore!!!

7 S Kalyana Ramanathan in The Business Standard, which is a Reliance paper http://www.business-standard.com/india/news/perfetti-wants-bigger-biteindia/233464/ Ramanathan is a seasoned reporter, and this is 2006!!! !s media link I got on PVM!

8 On ET which is Jain owns Bennett Coleman publication article of 19th Jan 2011 How Perfetti Caommands price premium by brand building. This explains the marketing angle and TVC news, that I mentioned earliers http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2011-01-19/news/28432106_1_perfetti-van-melle-india-pvmi-sameer-suneja

9 Perfetti in a new plant fora "Whetever happens "STOP NOT" foray into snack too this is in HIndu Business Line by K Ravikumar and Vinay Kamath dated 1st June 2012. The LATEST NEWS.
http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/industry-and-economy/marketing/article3480281.ece?ref=wl_agri-biz

10 FOR CAREERS QUICK LINKS
http://jobbuzz.timesjobs.com/company/Perfetti-Van-Melle-India-Pvt-Ltd-/overview&txtCompId=2214

GURGON CONTACT http://www.customercareinfo.in/perfetti-van-melle-india-gurgaon-address-phone-number-website-details-india.html

LINKED IN CONNECTION GRAB IT http://in.linkedin.com/pub/chironmoy-chatterjee/5/588/14a
SCTIBD DOC http://www.scribd.com/doc/53724507/72/Perfetti-van-Melle-India-Pvt-Ltd

DETAILED CONTACT http://www.fundoodata.com/companies-detail/Perfetti-Van-Melle-India-Pvt-Ltd/39686.html

See I said no? Kajol? Heroini is no 1 view and care to look at video no 4 an awesome jugalbandi
youtube channel videos sorted on views

BAJRANGI :D
Securityyyyyyyyyy :-)
Jee Myudum?
Mentos Zabaan Pe lagaye lagaam

Daadu ki Amaanat
Happydent TVC

FINALLY JUGALBANDI
Center Fresh Zubaan pey lagaam

Friday, October 5, 2012

VenuG Presents Tribute to Gurudev Kavi Rabindra Nath Tagore Rabindra Sangeet Alo Amar Alo Ogo:Poem No 57 from Gitanjali with wonederfil links

Alo Amar Alo Ogo
From Gitanjali
By
Gurudev Kavi Rabindra Nath Tagore
About a moving exhibition
on Rail
On Thakur Gurudev
dated 22nd October, 2011
by
VenuG

Gurudev, was awarded the coveted,
Nobel Prize for Literature for 1913,
For the English translations of “Song Offerings”
Being 103 poems translated into English,
Published in November 2012,
During his visit to England,
Out of 157 Bangla Poems from Gitanjali,
Originally 1st Published on August 14th, 1910.
In 1913, he was the 1ST NON-Western Individual to win any Nobel Prize
ALSO READ THIS INTERESTING Post by me On Durga Puja in Kolkata
with pictures links and videos.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Why U=I write Blogs : Main Blog Kyon Likhata Hoon

Ther post is in reply to the comment by News and Views, Mumbai, for their comment. I really did not understand the comment, hence I replied, IN DETAIL. 
tHE BLOG-Posy where News & Views commented was this. And what follows are my views, trust me, when I say, no one knows moe than anyone, how  we rock as stage artistes.
No litsen to Me & Comrade K.S.Shetty
Once we start, we don't stop
So Better Listen. :D

मित्रवर  ,
वीयूस अँड नेव्स ,
बंधुवर ,
सर्वप्रथम मेरे भाषण पर प्रतिकरिया व्यक्त करने एवं टिप्पणी करने हेतु अती प्रसन्न हृदय के अंतरपटल से धन्यवाद स्वीकार करें।

आपकी टिप्पणी में आपने कहा है की आपको मेरा भाषण पादने में बहुत आनंद आया, यह पढ़ कर मुझे अतयनता आनंद की अनुभूती हुई। इस बाबत आपको अनेकानेक धन्यवाद।

अब आइये मुद्दे पर,
लेकिन यह क्या?
फिर एकाएक आपने एकदम पैंतरा पलटा ,
और लिकखा की

" वाकई इस भाषण में पूरा मसाला था एवं मैं और भी इसी तरह लिखता रहूँ , और आपका समय बर्बाद करता रहूँ !!! "
    बात यहीं समाप्त नहीं हुई, फिर आपने, मुझसे, एक प्रश्न पूछा!!!

आपने मुझसे एक प्रश्न किया है,

" समझ गए या खुलकर सम्झना होगा? "

नहीं मितरवार मैं आपका संशय एवं टेढ़ा प्रश्न बिल्कुल नहीं  समझा!!!

   आपका प्रश्न पढ़ कर राष्ट्रपिता "बापू" मोहनदास करमचंद गांधी का एक भाषण अनायास ही मस्तिष्क में प्रज्वलित हुआ " मैं तो सीधा साधा इंसान हूँ, मैं तो सीधी बात करता हूँ ,और सीधी ही समझता हूँ "

   आपसे सविनय अनुरोध है, बंधुवार, आपको मुझ सीधे सादे, एवं कम चतुर मनुष्य को
सीधी-सादी एवं देशी भाषा में ही सम्झना होगा। मैं कसी भी व्यक्ती की बात यदी कभी नहीं समझता, तो उससे झट से प्रश्न पूछ कर अपने संशयों का निवारण कर लेता हूँ, यही कारण हैं, की मेरे दस्वी कक्षा से लेकर आब तक, कोई भी व्यक्ती मुझसे परोक्षा रूप से भेंट करता है, वह मुझे कभी भी नहीं भूलता। जब कभी वह व्यक्ती मुझसे अगली बार मिलता है, उसका मस्तिष्क उसे तुरंत सिग्नल देता है, " अर्रे!!! सावधान, बचो, यह वही व्यक्ती है, जिसने मुझसे इतना टेढ़ा प्रश्न किया था, की जिस आयोजन को मैंने अपनी लोकप्रियता बढ़ाने हेतु किया था, उसमे सारी लोकप्रियता तो यह ले गया। उस कार्यक्रम के आयोजन में मीडिया द्वारा लिखे गयी रिपोर्ट में, इसका उल्लेख है, जब की यह तो साधारण व्यक्ती है, और मैं "फ़ैनने खान"

  सो , मितरवार, सीधे से बताएं आपका, इस भोले भले नागरिक को क्या सुझाव है?

        पूछ इस लिए रहा हूँ की चूंकि आपके द्वारा दिया गया वक्तव्य " सम्प्रेषण " ( Communication) की दृष्टि से अपूर्ण है। हो सकता है, की आपका सुझाव, जो मुझ जैसे साधारण व्यक्ती की खोपड़ी में नहीं घुसा, मुझे एक बेहतर व्यक्ती, या लेखक बनने में मददगार हो।

         मेरा अनुरोध अपने मतलबी ( selfish ) कारणवश है, न की आपका परिहास उड़ाने की दृशती से।

पर फिर भी मैं जितना मैने समझा है, की आप जानना चाहते हैं, की मैंने इसे क्यूँ लोखा? यदी मेरा आशय सही है तो मेरा बहुत लंबा उदाहरण सहित वक्तव्य नीचे दिया जा रहा है।

   आशा करता हूँ, की आपको मेरा उत्तर आपकी मंशा को शांत करने में मददगार हो।

नोट: कहीं_कही, मैंने, उर्दू फारसी शब्दो का प्रयोग किया है, ग़ज़ल गायक, शायर और अहिंदी भाषी हनी की नाते मेरे इस जुर्म के लिए आप मुझे माफ कर देंगे।

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Haan, yadi aapka sanshay yeh hai, ki, main apna samay barbaad kar rahaa hoon, :( to iska mere uttar hoga, yadi, koi shikshit vyakti, apna gyaan, evam apne jeewan ka atyant kimti anubhav (experience), jan samanya ke saath nahin baantega, to uska shikshitt hona vyartha hai. Is vishay par do sanskrit sholok hai, jo main aapke samaksh prastut karney ki anumati chahunga.

isey na padhna chahein, to, aap, na padein, par main, usey yahan par avashya prastut karoonga .

Mantras popular in contemporary Hinduism:

असतो मा सद्गमय ।

तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय ।।

मृत्योर्मामृतं गमय ।

ॐ शांति: शांति: शांति:


Asato maa sad-gamaya

Tamaso maa jyotir-gamaya

Mṛityor-maa-mṛitan gamaya

Om shaantiḥ shaantiḥ shaantiḥ

Lead us from Untruth to Truth, from Darkness to Light, from Death to Immortality. Om peace, peace, peace.

FAQ's


Why do we light a lamp?

In almost every Indian home a lamp is lit daily before the altar of the Lord. In some houses it is lit at drawn, in some, twice a day – at dawn and dusk and in a few it is maintained continuously (akhanda deepa). All auspicious functions and moments like daily worship, rituals and festivals and even many social occasions like inaugurations commence with the lighting of the lamp, which is often maintained right through the occasion.Light symbolizes knowledge and darkness, ignorance. The Lord is the “Knowledge Principle” (chaitanya) who is the source, the enlivener and the illuminator of all knowledge. Hence light is worshipped as the Lord Himself. Knowledge removes ignorance just as light removes darkness. Also knowledge is a lasting inner wealth by which all outer achievements can be accomplished. Hence we light the lamp to bow down to knowledge as the greatest of all forms of wealth. Knowledge backs all our actions whether good or bad. We therefore keep a lamp lit during all auspicious occasions as a witness to our thoughts and actions. Why not light a bulb or tube light? That too would remove darkness. But the traditional oil lamp has a further spiritual significance. The oil or ghee in the lamp symbolizes our vaasanas or negative tendencies and the wicked, the ego. When lit by spiritual knowledge, the vaasanas get slowly exhausted and the ego too finally perishes. The flame of a lamp always burns upwards. Similarly we should acquire such knowledge as to take us towards higher ideals. A single lamp can light hundreds more just as a man of knowledge can give it to many more. The brilliance of the light does not diminish despite its repeated use to light many more lamps. So too knowledge does not lessen when shared with or imparted to others. On the contrary it increases in clarity and conviction on giving. It benefits both the receiver and the giver. Whilst lighting the lamp we thus pray :

"Deepajyotihi parabrahma Deepa sarva tamopababa Deepena sadhyate sarvam Sandhyaa deepo namostute"

I prostrate to the dawn/dusk lamp; whose light is the Knowledge Principle (the Supreme Lord), which removes the darkness of ignorance and by which all can be achieved in life.

Thus this custom contains a wealth of intellectual and spiritual meaning.
the above from a great site
http://www.saranam.com/cms/13/Hindu-Rituals.htm

jo mere dimaag ke andhakaar ko hatata hai              


बंधुवार ,
मेरे ब्योरेवार उत्तर।
                         
मैंने अपना भाषण अपने कार्यालय में दिया, पर मेरा इस भाषण को सम्पूर्ण जगत से बांटने का ध्येय अपने अनुभव अधिक से अधिक लोगों से बाँट कर, उन्हे 1) हिन्दी के प्रयोग की ओर प्रेरित करने का एवं 2) अनारजक आसरियों की समस्या, उनका समाधान , अनारजक आस्तियों के प्रबंधन, उन्नयन एवं उनके निबटारे से संबंधित बिंदुओं को अधिक से अधिक लोगों तक, अपने अनुभव एवं तरीकों के बारे में अवगत करवाऊँ।

 मैं आपका ध्यान ऊपर दिये हुये 2 चित्ऑन मे से पहले पर आकर्षित करना चाहूँगा। मेरा यह ब्लॉग मायी 2008 में मैंने प्रारंभ किया था। आरंभ से लेकर आज दिनांक 19/9/2012 तक अधिकाधिक लोकप्रिय 10 लेखों की सूची इस चित्रा में है। इनमे भी,  सबसे कम पढ़ गया मेरा मार्च 21, सन 2010 का लेख " सर्फ एक्सेल होगा डार्लिंग ( जो मेरे द्वारा लिखा गया परोडी गीत हैं ) 132 व्याकरियों ne पढ़ है।

अब कृप्या  इस लेख की दायीं ओर अपनी नज़र घुमए तो आपको विदित होगा की मेरी " वेल रीड पोस्ट्स " जो की, मेरे इस माह के 5 सर्वप्रिय एवं लोकप्रिय लेखों की सूची है, इस सूची में सर्वप्रथम मेरा आज तक पंचम लोकप्रिय लेख " VenuG प्रेसेंट्स स्टीव जॉब्स
इन टेयएयर्स इन हैवन " जो अब तक 290 व्यक्तियों ने पढ़ा है, एवं इस माह इसे 214 व्यक्तियों ने पढ़ है। दूसरे स्थान पर  यह लेख है, जिसे इस माह 112 व्यक्तियों ने पढ़ा ह (यह सूचना सही एवं सच्ची है, इस बात का आपको एहसास करने बाबत मैंने दूसरा चित्रा भी इस ब्लॉग पोस्ट के अंत में जोड़ दिया है। मुझे आपको सूचित करते हुये हर्ष हो रहा है, की मेरे द्वारा इन 4 वर्ष एवं 4 महीनों में लिखे गए 139 लेखों में यह लेख लोकप्रियता की सूची में ग्यारहवे नंबर पर है, और मुझे कहते हुये कोई संशया नहीं है, की कुछ समय में, सर्च इंजून "गूगल" पर यह लेखा सबसे पहले नंबर पर दिखाया जावेगा एवं यह ब्लॉग पोस्ट मेरे सर्वप्रिय एवं सर्वश्रेस्था लोकप्रिय एवेम गूगल पर  ढूंडे  गए इस विषय पर सर्वप्रथम लिंक होगा !!! । कृपया गूगल.को.इन पर जा कर " Problem of NPA's Non Performing Assets in Banks and its solutions " सर्च बॉक्स में डालें एवं एंटर की दबावें। आप पाएंगे, की इस नाचीज़ का लिखा यह पोस्ट सबसे ऊपर पाएंगे। मितरवार , चूंकि यह लेख एक ऐसे विषय " अनर्जक आस्तियों " पर है,जो की इस समय सम्पूर्ण जगत की समस्याओं की जननी है। भारतवर्ष में भी, यह समस्या इतनी ही अधिक होती, यदि सन 2005 में, रिजर्व बैंक ऑफ इंडिया के उस समय के गवर्नर डॉक्टर वाई.वी। रेड्डी, भारतीय बाँकों द्वारा रियल इस्टेट पर मोर्त्गएज ऋणों दिये जाने पर रोक नहीं लगाते। यही कारण है, की मैं कहता हूँ की क्रीककेट खिलाड़ी, सचिन तेंडुलकर, या भूतपूर्व राष्ट्रपती एवं "मिसाइल मैन ए.पी.जे.कलाम से पहले यदी, कोई व्यक्ती भारत रत्ना हेतु कोई ब्यकती उपयुक्त एवं काबिल है वेय हैं रिजर्व बैंक ऑफ इंडिया के 2005 में रहे भूतपूर्व गवर्नर डॉक्टर वाई.वी। रेड्डी!!!। ज्वलंत एवं सामयिक विषयों पर एवं, हर समय काम आने वाले विषयों पर लिखना मेरा न केवल शौक एवं मेरा ध्येय रहा है, इस लिए, मैं अपने ब्लॉग पर हमेशा, सा,-सामयिक विषयों एवं "जेनेरिक (गेनेरिक) " विषयों पर लिखना पसंद करता हूँ।
                                   
            चलिये एक बार को शौक या पसंद को दरकिनार रख भी दें, तो पहले मैं आपका ध्यान नीचे से दूसरे चित्रा पर आकर्षित करता हूँ, सम्पूर्ण समय में दूसरे नंबर का लोकप्रिय ब्लॉग पोस्ट " MTV HERO Roadies 9 Everything OR Nothing "  को लिखने हेतु @ब्लोगद्दा द्वारा मुझे आमंत्रण मिला था। इस ब्लॉग पोस्ट को लिखते वक़्त , Blogadda.com के  श्री हरीश कृष्णन ने मुझे बार बार ज़ोर देकर जल्दी लिखने को इस लिए कहा, की यदी मैं इसे हैदराबाद एवं चंडीगढ़ के एमटीवी हेरो रोड़िएस के औदिशुन से पहले अगर मैं इस ब्लॉग पोस्ट को लिख देता तो मेरा ब्लॉग, गूगल पर उस वक़्त ढूंडा जाने वाला सबसे लोकप्रिय ब्लॉग होता। परंतु चूंकि मैं एक बैंक कर्मी हूँ, एवं सितंबर माह अर्धा वार्षिक खाता बंदी का समय होता है, इस कारणवश मैं इस ब्लॉग पोस्ट को अक्टूबर 12 को ही लोख एवं पोस्ट कर सका। अंतिम औदिशुन 29 सितंबर को था, जो की मेरे लिए उतना लाभकारी नहीं हो सका, जितना यह, कोलकाता के एक अन्य ब्लॉगर अग्निवों नियोगी @Aagan86 के लिए हुआ था। 

       सो मितरवार, इस ब्लॉग को लिखने का कारण हिन्दी दिवस था, एवं अनर्जक आस्तियों वाला विषया मेरा दूसरा पसंद वाला विषय था (पहला पसंदीदा किशया था बैंकिंग में  सूचना प्रोद्योगिकी की बढ़ती मौलिकता ) यह मेरा अच्छा भाग्य या सौभाग्य समझ लें, की कुमारी अनुराधा द्वारा इस विषया को चुन लिया गया। विश्व की ज्वलनता एवं भारत में मौलिक समस्या पर मेरा यह लिखा भाषण हिन्दी के प्रचार प्रसार के साथ_साथ, गूगल.कॉम पर अनर्जक आस्तियों पर ढूंडे गए लिंकों में पेरे इस ब्लॉग पोस्ट को सबसे ऊपर लाने में सक्षम रहा।

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